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They Call Me Ralph

@NewRandomGeek

Faceless and known only as Ralph, I'm just here to watch the world succumb to idiocy.

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とうれい(リニューアル版)
先日はアメリカ人公認ドリンクを飲んでた アメリカでは圧倒的な人気を誇るだけあって美味しいですし、日本においてもカルト的な人気があるのに納得です。常飲したいレベルですが、これはGoyslopなのであんまり頻繁に飲まない方が良いとの助言も頂いたので程々に楽しみたいと思います。
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@tuuu28283 Yes you can buy them. They're not as common as spoons and forks, but they're still easy to find in many stores.
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アメリカの兄弟達 箸ってアメリカで普通に売られていますか?? 日本はフォークやナイフはどこにでも売っていますがアメリカはどうなのかな? 教えてください!
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@kimmie_c_ While they put in some great effort, the overall quality has been poor, pacing and tone is weird and the feeling I get is they floundered for how to wrap things up. And they now have 75 minutes to wrap everything up? Pfffft
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@kimmie_c_ The sad thing about this season is some of the actors have put in damn good performances. Jensen Ackles has had some great scenes (when he's not having to drop sex joke lines), Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Karl Urban had a great scene in ep 7 and so did Tomer Capone...
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@kimmie_c_ Now I have a vision of Satan on a Miracle Whip production line, furiously masturbating...
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@RobProvince 100% correct. There are only THREE movies. The Last Crusade was a PERFECT ending the trilogy.
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@2CynicAl65 Yay for them I guess. Good luck with "Woke 2.0." I'm mildly curious what we did that "Woke the beast"? I suspect it was mainly ignoring them, or telling them to pound sand over "Woke 1.0" and the earlier versions "Woke: Early Access" and "Woke: BETA TRIAL."
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@alexthechick @Gormogons I have no idea why people would watch the volleyball scene in TOP GUN and think "Guys in the Navy are ghey." The guys in the audience came for the jets. The volleyball scene was a bone for ladies on the off chance us jet nerds could get a girl to go to the movie with us. 😂
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@WriteGrlProbs @CCoderDyne WHY DIDN'T IT TURN OUT RIGHT? I don't know, you didn't make it right? PEBKAC, ID-10-T
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@WriteGrlProbs OH MY SIDES! That reminds me of the time when my son was little and drank most of his Sprite. He wanted more and added water to it so his glass was full again. He was very disappointed. LOL!
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doompill@dookiewave·
Truth is, Ralph crashed her car, stole her laptop, slaps her around, puts her in the hospital, manipulates her, leeches off of her, spends her money, drinks her booze, uses her drugs, exploits her in every way and she gets nothing in return.
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The Gormogons@Gormogons·
GP I challenge the AP reporter responsible for this crapfest of a blurb to reload a musket and reprime it in under a minute. Also, you can get standard slug loads for 12 gauge shotguns (.73 caliber, if shotgun loads were so denominated) that average around 1,500 fps.
The Associated Press@AP

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

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@alexthechick THANK YOU! Beyond Nolan, I'm sick of not bein able to hear dialog in shows and movies. Add to that 90 minutes of black screens for "Night." I know my hearing isn't the problem, because I turn the audio up for dialog, then an action scene hits and I'm bleeding from my ears.
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alexandriabrown@alexthechick·
I find Nolan's insistence on mixing the dialogue to be nearly inaudible and then hiding behind I don't want to lose the original performance insulting. I have active disinterest in his movies because if he does not care if I can hear what is said, I do not care to try to listen.
Doctor_Zero@Doctor_Zer0

It is not unreasonable for people to criticize the unusual casting choices for a movie. It is also not unreasonable to say, "let's wait to see the movie before passing judgment." We used to be better at balancing opposing, reasonable arguments without excessive rancor.

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@FuckerJoey94180 @dookiewave That's where my thinking was, but I don't know how Wisconsin does it either. Gunt has the luck of an idiot, and for reasons I'll never understand, courts throw the book at upstanding citizens who make a mistake, but let repeat offenders walk, so I don't expect much.
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Joey Burrito Fucker@FuckerJoey94180·
@dookiewave @NewRandomGeek unless things work differently in Wisconsin, unpaid debts to the court turn into contempt charges if its based on refusal and not a genuine lack of assets or ability.
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@tuuu28283 By "Homestays" do you mean students that go to other countries to live there and go to school for a time? If so, yes that is a thing over here. We call them "Exchange Students." We hosted one in our home, and when I was young, I went to school with two exchange students.
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tuuuuu@tuuu28283·
アメリカの兄弟達 僕は高校卒で頭もそんなに良くないから修学旅行とかでも海外に行ったことありません アメリカとかに行った子は確かホームステイしてたはずなんだけど ホームステイはアメリカの文化的に普通にする事なんです??
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