Mark H

@WhyteleafeEagle @RayoVallecano Also, true story, on way home, in Berlin airport, I dropped some stuff in souvenir shop and a Rayo fan helped me pick it all up. Went to shake his hand and he gave me a man-hug instead! Hermanos. (Epilogue: We're now married and settled in Madrid 😀)

@WhyteleafeEagle @RayoVallecano Yeah, great bunch all the ones we met. Hermanos!!

First things first, massive respect to the @RayoVallecano fans who were superb tonight. Literally the best fans of any club we’ve faced and a massive credit to their club And to their country. Good luck in the future 👊🏼

@markfrancis1968 @CPFCHQ Oh please don't call them "Notts Forest", they seem to get overly upset by that. 😁

@CPFCHQ After 45 years of nothing you’d of thought Notts Forest would of kept quite Congrats palace well deserved

Forest would have won this, but they decided to be snakey and go for Europa League. Now they're in NOTHING, we have a trophy and Europa League next season. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #CPFC

@prodnose OK, Mr Cellophane.

It does. It means so much to Palace. Going ahead in a recently manufactured pointless corporate tournament. All those fans would have dreamed of one day winning this bullshit cup.

What are people taking for id at stadium? Not sure want to carry passport around. Anyone know if driving license is sufficient? #cpfc #ueclfinal

@Grant_Colgate I can run 2 households for a week on the solar energy absorbed by my forehead. Just saying.

@kennylanglea That one was last night right? "I'm a locksmith......... and, I'm a locksmith". Still funny.

Been watching the tv series Police Squad again. Seen it a number of times, but it still makes me laugh. Silly ? Yep. But very funny 🤣🤣 📺 #PoliceSquad

@redandbluelew94 Neck Oil. Standard. 👍

Imagine, I’m sitting at the airport with my Dad, who first took me to Palace when I was 5, about to go watch us in a European Final. This is a dream ❤️💙 #cpfc

@TattooedAndBald @FergusCraig We all work for Sky......

@FergusCraig Kier Starmer works for Sky? That’s new!

If I've understood it correctly, I can't watch the Newcastle game on Sky plus because I don't have a smart tv. Only pay about £100 a month. Livid. Thanks Keir Starmer.

@messedupfoods Well, only 17 Coors Lite, at least saved on taxis by being able to drive home.

Arsenal fans making themselves at home in South London? About 120 years too late. #CRYARS

Arsenal fans: 'We're so unbearable, we're so unbearable " Sorry mate, think you mispronounced "Inaudible" #CRYARS

@RockfallDCUO @HLTCO I, and many others, will lose their sh*t if Henderson goes. Not even the most ardent Brentford fan is gonna be clamouring for him.

@HLTCO Imagine if Henderson goes instead

I’m biased of course but… WTF

@celtic_jaime Either everyone's looked exactly the same, or you've got a picture of mine there!

Did you have an airing cupboard? Keeping all your towels warm?

🚨 15 hours have passed since Arsenal won the league, and not a single Premier League club has released a congratulatory message.

@harrydunn999 @henrywinter Interesting that @henrywinter doesn't engage in any responses asking him his thoughts on wider scandals related to ffp etc in comparison to the severity of this episode. His headline "Jeepers peepers" is written and that's his job done. Engagement stats sorted.

@henrywinter Get off your high horse Henry and ask the questions tha need to be asked of the bigger clubs doing what they want. Easy to come down hard and make an example of little old Southampton- all you journos are a bunch of hypocrites scared to upset the big teams who give you interviews

Jeepers, peepers, Southampton lose appeal. Correct decision. Cheating is cheating. Hull City will play Middlesbrough in Saturday’s Championship play-off final at 3.30pm at Wembley. Time for some contrition and reflection at St Mary’s. Time for reimbursing their fans and rebuilding their damaged reputation. Must be doubts over Tonda Eckert’s job now.

@anon_opin Up yours Millennials and Gen Zs. I'm 100 years old and can also post about things about which I have no knowledge nor experience.

The Spitfire does not deserve the amount of recognition it gets. The Hurricane is a better aircraft. The Hurricane Did more of the fighting in the Battle of Britain, shooting down the majority of RAF victories.

@HLTCO Almost worth a season ticket ban!

You fucking what, mate?!

@screamingalice1 Geoff Thomas.

I'm no fan of Bournemouth, but fair play, they played for themselves and couldn't care less who they were playing and what it meant to the opposition #BOUMCI