OneBadChic

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@asemota Oya, wetin be your size for cane? 😂

Flog me if you see me near Groundnuts again.

@ceraliza How about you guys making it a free delivery? Let that one be discount from the 200k

A customer ordered clothings worth over 200k for his babe and when the delivery rider got there she refused to pay for delivery (4k) so the man said we should take back the clothes and not to worry about refunds.

@ruffydfire Make you sef dey tell us before you just zap comot from screen na😁

If I take on ApC supporters now over fake news on my suspension They will start to beg I don leave them Anyway I visit DW TV studio in Germany today

@TobiOdukoyaFilm Lagoon Hospital and billing na 5 & 6

I went to this hospital at Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja Lagos I wanted to see the gynecologist. I paid for registration, 23,766 Paid for consultation, 119,000 Paid for tests close to 350k (it was about three hundred and forty something) Minus my T.fare o Now after close to a month, my results are ready. Oya o, tell me what the tests says. NO, I HAVE TO PAY 64,000 FIRST before the gynecologist can interpret what my tests says. I almost lost it with them! They said it's the policy. And frankly i don't have 64k to pay for tests interpretation. I told them to send the results to my mail. I'm so heartbroken and disappointed.

@Lifestreal You harsh o 😂

@honest30bgfan_ It took VDM 3 years to get to 4.7m fb followers, it took Deeone 11 years to get to 200k followers with 180k followers re bot. Keep crying my brother

Deeone calls out people calling Verydarkman names. Omo which kind talk be this 🤦‍♂️

@kc_loaded I weak o. Sadly, he claims to be learned 😂

@Chude_ND1 Person erect billboard banner with person face, forge flight ticket say e dey come somewhere, use him identity to promote app without permission and even claimed he paid vdm 500m for it and you open your mouth and say the case shouldn't reach court? And this a lawyer?

“I don’t know Blord from anywhere. He only came out to claim he trademarked ‘Ratel’ just to get under VDM’s skin. In reality, he never actually trademarked it. This whole fight wouldn’t have escalated to this level if VDM hadn’t rushed to the police, crying that Blord used his name for criminal activities.” – Blord’s Lawyer This case is too funny 😭😂😂

@TrendingEx The credit for this should go to @trigottista for initiating and seeing it through. Give him his flowers

Update: An IT expert confirms and narrates how the twitter account strongly links to INEC chairman Joash Amupitan, says their denial is shameful.

@bruno_nwogu Yeah. Almost you're whispering. Seems your mic was not well positioned.

@OneBadChic1 It’s not loud enough?

Man discovers first hand why people who relocate abroad start to carry mic:

@nikitabier You for don talk am since na

@RadicalFalk People should make more talking videos like this on X. Easy way to get millions of impressions with basically no followers.

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@Chude_ND1 VDM didn't say he will withdraw the case o. He said he will not oppose their bail application if tendered. Those are two different things.

While Blord supporters are whinging mouth online, their oga is begging offline. I hope you now realize that the law doesn't care about your sentiments and emotions. Like I said earlier. The only way for Blord to come out of this mess is to apologize to VDM, he is at fault and facing a huge fine. Good to see Blord and his legal team are tilting towards that path, and VDM has Saud that he will withdraw the case. This situation is critical for Blord's character development. I hope he learnt one or two.

@DOlusegun Werey say na coincidence 😂🤣

I cannot say I'm entirely surprised by the reckless reportage that is now becoming a norm for @GazetteNGR It is important to separate coincidence in messaging from conspiracy. Public institutions routinely respond to issues that have already generated widespread public attention. Suggesting that a presidential aide wrote or influenced INEC’s statement is not only baseless, but also unfair. My role remains what it has always been: to communicate, clarify, and propagate the good works of the President Tinubu's administration alongside the Federal Government responsibly . I have no authority over INEC’s internal processes, and I did not draft any release on its behalf.

@SoL_TFD Na real urgent and PRIVATE! 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

URGENT & PRIVATE To: Professor Joash Amupitan (SAN), Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Abuja, Nigeria. Subject: NOTICE OF LEGAL IMPLICATIONS REGARDING DENIAL OF DIGITAL ASSETS AND THE RISKS OF PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE. Sir, This correspondence serves as a formal observation and a strategic warning regarding your office’s recent public denials concerning the ownership of specific social media accounts and linked financial identifiers. While the use of defensive offenses such as threatening the arrest of citizens who point out digital footprints may offer a temporary shield in the media, it is creating a catastrophic legal liability for you as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) and a public servant. 1. The Forensic Trap. Why Denial is Not a Defense. In the digital age, a denial of ownership is an invitation for forensic discovery. The public space has already identified links between the account in question and your personal email, phone number, and an OPay account. A. KYC Integrity Banking institutions like OPay operate under strict Know Your Customer (KYC) mandates. If a subpoena is issued, the disclosure of the BVN and NIN used to verify that account will provide irrefutable proof of ownership. B. Subpoena to Tech Giants. Should this matter reach a court of competent jurisdiction, a request for your IMEI log-in history from X (formerly Twitter) will reveal whether the account was accessed from your personal or official mobile devices. 2. Legal Consequences. Perjury and Misleading the State. By claiming the account is a cyber attack and prompting your office to threaten arrests, you are moving from a PR crisis into a criminal territory. A. Giving False Information. Under Nigerian law, using the machinery of the State (the Police) to investigate a crime you know to be a fabrication is a punishable offense. B. Perjury. If these denials are eventually sworn to in an affidavit or presented as testimony in any election tribunal or civil suit, the resulting conviction for perjury would mean the automatic loss of your license as a SAN and your permanent disqualification from public office. 3. International Litigation & The ECOWAS Court. While you may feel shielded by local judicial dynamics, international courts operate beyond the reach of executive interference. A. The ECOWAS Court. This body has consistently ruled against the use of state power to harass citizens over digital expressions. A suit filed here would not just target you, but would expose the Nigerian State to international embarrassment and hefty fines, for which you would be held personally and professionally responsible. B. International Reputational Blacklisting. As a law professor, you are aware that global legal bodies and monitoring groups track such controversies. This saga threatens to turn a storied academic career into a textbook example of digital-era integrity failure. 4. Recommendation for Damage Control. By continuing this path of aggressive denial, you are destroying the very integrity you seek to protect. The threat to arrest citizens is perceived globally as an admission of guilt through intimidation. We strongly advise a pivot toward transparency. The digital footprints are already in the public domain; no amount of local police interference can erase the data held on servers in San Francisco or the cloud-based ledgers of OPay. The path you are on leads to removal from office, criminal conviction, and a permanent stain on your legal legacy. Be so guided. Your best option is to resign now. Comrade, IG Wala. 12/04/26 Cc: The Nigerian Bar Association (Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee). The Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB). International Bar Association (Human Rights Institute).

@Chude_ND1 In the days of PO Ogbuawa and Innosons

I remember those days in the motorcycle parts business. If you dared to pirate or imitate anyone’s brand or product, say, you copied their cartoon and packaged their product in another form and you got caught, the owner would chase you until he reck your business. Those big men in the market were very brutal then. Many victims sold their houses, lost their businesses, and went to jail because of this. Blord just has to apologize to VDM and move on. Plagiarism is no small matter.

@SirCDN @0moyeh Spot on!

@0moyeh It's "need" though And it's preferable to say "daughters 'who' cannot..." But let the party begin anyway.

Daughters that cannot differentiate between coma and comma needs education. Not a man.

@paulieboyka Asweaar! 🤣😂

@thatverydarkman 32 thousand fit above my enemies, that one enter 😂

some people Dey PJ some when get money get connection con get power Dey KUJE

@n6oflife6 Wahala 🤣🤣

@dakingmaker I can fund both burials. No problem. 😤

Dear @Odumodublvck_ pls I dont do Twitter fingers. Ya not talented enough to get in the booth for. Let me make this easy for you. Pls Call Bankhead and Set up a Boxing Match so I can Beat you up Legally in a Ring in front of Everybody. Until then I have a Funeral to Plan. ✌🏽😎

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