Joel

@A_GymGuy When you've worked your way up to the heavy stuff like that you know literally within 5kg or so what you can manage safely. Men are responsible for a lot of bad shit but not for her stupidity.

How stupid trying to attempt that without a spot and then blaming nobody noticing. No accountability. She didn’t even get close so attempting it without a spotter was a suicide mission

@Dickwith2dogs Needs more Father Jack options.

IF YOU HAD TOURETTE'S WHICH WOULD YOU SHOUT THE MOST ?

@eddiegibbs Minteh did an absolute sterling job against Frimpong both offensively and defensively, a less pacey full back than Manny would have been eviscerated that day.

Salah’s output isn’t replaced ❌ - it’s redistributed 📊 📈 Olise: 0.44 xA/90 (best in Europe’s top 5 leagues) ⚡ Minteh: 6.17 dribbles/90 + elite pressing numbers 🔥 Diomande: 0.20 xA/90 + explosive pace 🎯 Toure: 4.8 crosses/90, 36.1% accuracy Liverpool’s shift is clear: more creators, more runners, more balance. Isak 🤝 Ekitike + a new attacking structure. Full breakdown on my Substack 👇 itwasalwaysliverpool.com/p/life-after-m…

@churnwell @Dickwith2dogs "all you gotta do to succeed is be born into huge wealth and put on a fake cockney accent cor blimey guvnor bosh"

POV: when you pour your heart out on one of Thomas Skinner's walks and he tells you to keep grafting and have another pint.

@nickthfchall @AmeliaRocket1 It's more that we call out fake working class people who are trying to fuck the electorate to line their already bulging pockets. Skinner is a massive rich fraud with an affected accent he appears to have copied from Dick van Dyke.

@AmeliaRocket1 I can’t stand Tom Skinner. But I find the way the left talk about him to be disgusting. The left hate normal, working class people. Whilst claiming to champion them.

Tom Skinner complaining about the average working person not being able to afford the basics when he supports the political business group who want to make life harder for everyone except the very rich. Get in the fucking bin Tom, you charlatan man whore.

@Simon_Roberts72 @A_GymGuy And then watching them get thrown to the wolves in the media for 'underperforming'.

@A_GymGuy @PeterFalksMac Just what we need two lightning fast wingers high up the pitch watching us fuck around for 20 minutes before getting the ball forward to them

Madness that people think we sign two wingers who are quick and we suddenly start competing for league

@Castantine @RonFilipkowski @Acyn The real hand is down his pants warming up for their hotel room.

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn Does bro have a prosthetic hand or is he a vampire?

This conference is going to break Grindr.

@Biggies_MaIIs We have a winger who's top 10 fastest in the CL this season and one of the greatest goalscorers in PL history. We make that winger stand still on the touchline waiting for a pass to feet with 2 defenders already on him. Load of shite.

This is damning. You’re off your head if you think “two fast wingers” solves this shit.

@Dan23_92 It's totally understandable and it'll also give a psychological advantage, we're fresh and rested and you've effectively had 3 days to prepare after another exhausting battle with one of the best teams in Europe.

@PeterFalksMac They’ve got the room to reschedule the league game so it’s only sensible that they do. Every other major country in Europe wants their clubs to do well in the European competitions, the English calendar is just too full and clubs too self-interested to ever follow suit.

Aside from the obvious advantage PSG have over us I really don’t think this is an issue. Most nations do the same but there’s such a disconnect between the English clubs and their own federations that it’s not possible to do the same, as well as having a stupid number of games.

@RupertLowe10 I call bullshit. Where would you get the labour to do this and the money to pay them? It's thousands of people. And growing up in Grimsby this ain't an immigrant thing and neither is crime.

A Restore Britain Government would tackle the so-called ‘little’ things - the litter, the graffiti, the fly-tipping, the ‘petty’ crime, the vandalism. The broken windows. Because if you tolerate small acts of disorder, you invite the larger ones. It is very straightforward. We don’t want any of it. The graffiti, the vandalism, the crime. Look around Britain today and you can see the principle grimly playing out in real time. Litter left on the streets and never cleared, graffiti that remains untouched, petty theft treated as a minor inconvenience. Antisocial behaviour ignored or excused. I am so very bored of it all. Each one, on its own, might seem small. But together, they send a very clear message. We live in a lawless dump. Optional standards, nobody enforces the rules. A low-trust society. And once that message takes hold, the consequences follow. Because disorder breeds yet more disorder. If people see that rules are not enforced, more people begin to ignore them. What starts as low-level neglect becomes something far more serious. A high-trust society cannot function like this. And I want to live in a high-trust society, I want my grandchildren to grow up in a high-trust society. A Restore Britain Government would enforce the basics. Clean streets, zero tolerance for vandalism, real consequences for antisocial behaviour. A visible, consistent presence of policing authority. And yes, we will obviously acknowledge and reverse the role of mass immigration from certain countries has contributed to this decline. Import the third world, become the third world. Our town centres don’t have to be crime-ridden hellholes, our countryside doesn’t have to be plastered in litter, our transport network doesn’t have to be painted over with vile graffiti. This is all a choice. It’s a choice to live like this. I don’t want to live in a filth-pit where basic standards are trampled over. Our political party would restore Britain’s high-trust society. If you want that, vote for it. There’s now an option. Restore Britain.

@KieranMaguire I'd imagine you can times that by 10 for the legal team Mansour will have put together, unfortunately to counter that sort of power and money you have to hire the best of the best yourself.

Not excessive compared to average player wages, but helps explain why PL legal costs are rapidly ⬆️

@I_amMukhtar The guy is a lifelong violent criminal, 80 weeks and likely less in practice is such a joke. If anything he'll make a few more criminal mates inside and then come out feeling like he can carry on without serious consequences.

38-year-old Jonathan Olley from Durham has been jailed for 80 weeks for racially abusing a taxi driver before punching him repeatedly in the head.

@CorpoScum @zellieimani I'm white and we deserve it, not exactly oppressed are we.

@zellieimani So being openly racist to white people is okay? White face is cultural appropriation. What a double standard.

Druski. The accuracy. My God.

@ZiaYusufUK Absolutely, he's the best to do it since Oswald Mosley.

Nobody else in British politics can pull off this level of aura 🇬🇧

@Thatguyisback77 I don't think it's unfair to say it was what the players needed after Klopp and it worked just long enough to clinch the title but the bubble burst right after that was safe.

For Arne Slot to turn it around he would literally have to reinvent himself because there’s hardly anything that he’s done right this season . his coaching , his man management , tactical approach , his interviews , his communication with the fanbase. It’s been a shit show

@barneyfarmer Is crywank one word or two?

We have shart, intent and unexpected outcome in five letters

@chris11825 @KatBranSecrets There was a trans woman maybe 15 years ago in my small town who was the secretary at a nursing home I serviced. Unfailingly polite and friendly, why on earth would I blank her? Such a pathetic boring question.

@KatBranSecrets Yes. Im polite

If a transgirl was your neighbor, would you wave and say hi every morning? 🏠🥰

@HomeyDee @SeeDeeMcLeod @Cjpearson You mistake me for someone who gives a fuck with your pathetic ad hominems in the absence of an actual logical argument. Moron.

@PeterFalksMac @SeeDeeMcLeod @Cjpearson Before you make yourself look any dumber, go find out what office she actually holds. What a fucking idiot.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇