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This is me. I built Position Picks - college fantasy football. We’re hosting a March Madness bracket challenge. Free for everyone. $200 prize for the best bracket (sponsored by @ToddLlewellyn) Go make an account now! If we get 300 brackets, I'll increase the prize to $300.

@CFBKings FINALLY. I love this.

The NCAA has made slight changes to the punishment for targeting. This fall, a player disqualified for targeting for the FIRST time during the season, regardless of which half of the game it occurs, may participate in the next game. Any player disqualified for targeting a SECOND time during the season will be required to miss the first half of the next game. If a player is disqualified for a THIRD targeting penalty during the season, the player will be required to miss the entire next game (no players were disqualified for targeting three times in the 2025 season).

@RyanQualtrics Don’t have one but I went to the game last night for my son’s first game. He absolutely loved it. Great fan experience. The staff was amazing in accommodating his food allergies. Well done.

Taking my 96 year old grandmother, and lifelong Jazz fan, to this game was a dream. We’re running back the tradition of inviting you to bring your 90+ year old fans Monday vs the Raptors. Tell us who you’d bring and we’ll host as many as we can.

@peaceloveutes @Joshua_Newman Two of my kids have celiacs and… depending on your particular symptoms…. You might change your mind 😅😅😅

@Joshua_Newman Anything with gluten. If I develop a gluten intolerance, I will suffer the consequences. I'd rather die happy than live and suffer.

Good morning. Question of the day. Name a food/drink that you're never going to give up. Short of a doctor telling you to, you love it too much, and you won't give it up. I'll start. Coffee. I'm trying to drink less of it, but I'll never give it up. Talk to me ......

@iflyhiFL410 Oh. I heard that he didn’t kick him, let him keep his vision, and then gave him $50K cash.

A blind man walking down the street accidentally bumped into a man and fell down to the ground. The man said, “do you know who I am?! I’m Chuck Norris” The blind man hearing Chuck Norris say his own name cured him of blindness. The first and last thing the man saw was a round house kick to the face before he was blinded again

In honor of Chuck Norris, here is a partial list of his skills, abilities, and accomplishments. RIP King. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. ➡️Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ➡️Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. ➡️When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. ➡️Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is. ➡️Death once had a near–Chuck Norris experience. ➡️Chuck Norris can hear sign language. ➡️Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits. ➡️Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ➡️Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information. ➡️Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. ➡️Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. ➡️Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. ➡️Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do math, numbers solve themselves for him. ➡️Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. ➡️Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. ➡️Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin. ➡️Chuck Norris can start a fire with ice cubes. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need GPS, the world rearranges itself for him. ➡️Chuck Norris can win rock-paper-scissors with just rock. ➡️Chuck Norris can parallel park a train. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it. ➡️Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. ➡️Chuck Norris can speak braille. ➡️Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he dares it to grow. ➡️Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. ➡️Chuck Norris can make onions cry. ➡️Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. ➡️Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need a keyboard, he tells the computer what to type. ➡️Chuck Norris can do a backflip… in quicksand. ➡️Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. ➡️Chuck Norris can sharpen a marble. ➡️Chuck Norris can turn a shadow into a silhouette. ➡️Chuck Norris can charge his phone by glaring at it. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do laundry, the dirt washes itself off. ➡️Chuck Norris can win Monopoly in one turn. ➡️Chuck Norris can hear colors. ➡️Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. ➡️Chuck Norris can skip a rock across the ocean. ➡️Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet. ➡️Chuck Norris can catch a bullet and throw it back faster. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t get brain freeze, ice cream gets Chuck Norris freeze. ➡️Chuck Norris can lift a chair with one hand… while sitting in it. ➡️Chuck Norris can dial a wrong number and still reach the right person. ➡️Chuck Norris can blow out the sun. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need Wi-Fi, he connects directly. ➡️Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs and downstairs at the same time. ➡️Chuck Norris can whistle with a mouth full of water. ➡️Chuck Norris can start a wave in a swimming pool by himself. ➡️Chuck Norris can juggle invisible objects, and people still applaud. ➡️Chuck Norris can write with a pen that’s out of ink. ➡️Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow. ➡️Chuck Norris can draw a straight line… freehand… in the dark. ➡️Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect his reflection twice. ➡️Chuck Norris can open a can without a can opener by intimidating it. ➡️Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s chip. ➡️Chuck Norris can untangle headphones instantly. ➡️Chuck Norris can close a browser tab with his mind. ➡️Chuck Norris can freeze time and still be early. ➡️Chuck Norris can beat a lie detector test by telling the truth harder. ➡️Chuck Norris can walk into Mordor. ➡️Chuck Norris can win a race before it starts. ➡️Chuck Norris can high-five himself… and win. ➡️Chuck Norris can end a game before it begins.

First place in our bracket challenge is DOMINATING with 7.69% more points than the next closest participant! 💪 I'm tied for 48th with 11 points. So far behind 🙁

@Firstand16_Pod chaos

BYU fans, now that the Cougars are out of March Madness, who are you cheering for?

@GamedayGarage Underrated post

Georgia players getting too used to seeing 102 in a 75

@ThinkePinke Dang it. $520 in prizes!

@PositionPicksFF I prob should have entered. I only missed McNeese and BYU...of course tomorrow I could get raked, so Happy MM to all who are still celebrating and not cursing it.

Best bracket on Position Picks made 11/13 guesses so far. 16 people tied for 2nd place. But don't worry. There's still 211 points up for grabs.

@UncleMaui1983 Livestream the next one? 👀 Just messing. Hope it was good. 💪

I have NEVER EVER spoken to an actual therapist before about my feelings. Just have always dealt with it on my own. In less than 30 minutes, I will have my first session with my therapist. I would be lying if I said I was not nervous. I am terrified and a little embarrassed. Here I go!…… #mauithebusdriver #busdrivermaui

@BurnTshirtLifer @CFBHome Yeah my bad. Autocorrect.

@PositionPicksFF @CFBHome I think you meant “do not”

#MarchMadness Prediction #6 BYU 83 #11 Texas 70

@mttechsan Slightly expected tbh 😂

@PositionPicksFF My condolences

At the Jazz game. How’s BYU doing?

@BYUMars1984 The games update a tiny bit delayed. Have to pull the data and it’s safer to pull less frequently

@PositionPicksFF I've got 7 of 8 games picked correctly for 6 points. Consider me confused.

Four way tie for first! And a 50-way tie for 5th 😎

@Laceydentist @ToddLlewellyn It's all good. BYU is a second half team. 😅😅😅

@PositionPicksFF @ToddLlewellyn Opened gates really late. Still thousands of fans outside

Unfortunately, people are not getting in. Going to be empty at tipoff

@JR3_Cyco THIS COULD BE THE YEAR!

I couldn’t care less what people think about creating more than 1 bracket, I’m relishing the fact that I’ve got 3 of them still perfect out of the 538,437 that are left through 8 games lol

@ToddLlewellyn @Laceydentist Wait why aren’t they getting in??

@Laceydentist WTH that sucks

@ToddLlewellyn Maybe next year. All I know is that we're driving the truck up to the game instead of the minivan 😂

@PositionPicksFF The jazz should be sending you to every game free

Forget BYU men’s basketball and come watch Lucy sing the national anthem today at the BYU women’s basketball game. Today at 7:00 pm