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@silversarahj You want him to know you commit unspeakable war crimes in your kitchen?

Before a man marries me, I think he needs to know that this is how I cut my pizza

@gugankarma @denverpost Bro you read my mind. 👊

Thousands of immigrants in Colorado were arrested and deported during Trump’s first year mrf.lu/gjCG denverpost.com/2026/04/06/col…

@JamieMetzl You see Jamie? You speak truth and your tribe doesn’t want to hear it. This is what you created.

As a Democrat, let me beep clear: Our party will lose all legitimacy if we do not clearly reject the bigotry, intolerance, and anti-Americanism of the far left.

@KobeissiLetter That’s cute. They thought we wanted their opinion.

BREAKING: Iran has delivered its highly anticipated "10-point" response to the US' "15-point peace plan." Iran's 10-point plan includes: 1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again 2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire 3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon 4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran 5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies 6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz 7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship 8. Iran would split these fees with Oman 9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz 10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations President Trump's "deadline" for a peace deal with Iran is 25 hours away.

@allenanalysis It’s not amnesty. It’s actually amnesty with extra steps.

🚨BREAKING: 20 Republicans and 20 Democrats just co-sponsored the Dignity Act — the first serious bipartisan immigration bill in decades. What it actually does: No amnesty. No citizenship. No handouts. A pathway to legal work status for long-term undocumented immigrants who meet strict requirements — fully funded by restitution payments from immigrants themselves, requiring zero taxpayer dollars. Mike Lawler’s own words: “This is not amnesty. It’s accountability, it’s fairness, it is dignity.”

@Oceanbreeze473 What you were watching was the true inspiration for MMA fighting.

Everything I know about fighting lizard men I owe to William Shatner.

Hmm, think I’m shadow banned again. Oh well.

@rn_rn1_r Is this the Japanese thirst trap template? I’ve seen a lot of these “benefits of making me your girlfriend” posts lately. They appear to be less whorish compared to the American variants.

【私を彼女にするメリット】 ・デートはすき家 ・めちゃくちゃ尽くす ・めちゃくちゃかわいい ・めちゃくちゃおっきい ・一緒にゲームできる ・負けても台パンしない デメリット↓

@RinoTheBouncer Mass Effect 3 and Final Fantasy 7.

What game had you like this when finished?🚀

@R18sok Bromaxxing

女には分かるまい。これが男という生き物だ。

@Maelzel_opening Beware the internet trolls for they seek only chaos.

F-15Eの乗員救助に米軍が全力かけた対比に旧日本軍の特攻持ってくるやつ、流石に何と言うか……流石にさあ……なあ……？

@EODHappyCaptain Being able to run towards and also away from danger is a good skill to have.

Less than a year ago, the Air Force unveiled a new PT test with a two mile run. Airmen took to social media to complain how the new increased length would cause injuries. This weekend, an Air Force Colonel, more than likely in their mid to late 40s, ran 5 miles up a mountain to escape the enemy. Running matters. You should do more of it.

@klara_sjo Ok. What’s with the playing card necklace?

And for your DANG DLC, we go back to the ole reliable panda song.

How I imagine Trump is negotiating with Iran right now 😂

@LiberalHivemind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We Americans also like to talk about our dreams for the future. I would like someone in my lifetime to walk on Mars. I want my daughter to surpass me in every success I’ve ever had. I would like to retire somewhere quiet in the mountains someday. And finally, I dream of going to the Robot Restaurant in Tokyo someday. I hear that place is crazy!

一般人との会話、マジで話す事ないから旅行とかグルメの話で頑張って話繋いでる。あいつらマジで何の話題なら喜ぶの....？ 一方でXのアメリカ人との会話は銃、アメ車、映画、食べ物、その他諸々と話題が多すぎて逆に終わらせるタイミングが見えない。もうずっとこの話だけしていたい。

Given the America-Japan bromance going on, I think Pacific War 2.0 is going to be one hell of a show. American and Japanese joint military ops with Delta Force, Gundam squadrons, and Godzilla is going to absolutely break China.

@JaimeMonte7 @danramblesand @Defence_Index Me too!!!

@RandomEvent95 @danramblesand @Defence_Index I hope to God that one day I’ll have a Type-20.

🇯🇵 BREAKING: Japan aims to ease arms export rules and allow the sale of lethal weapons for the first time, per Kyodo.

@joybeers @okamisyousa I was just thinking about this very scenario!

米軍の仲間は絶対見捨てない精神はマジパネェと思う

I appreciate your recognition of this fact. We are serious when we say we will never leave a fallen comrade behind. There is no greater shame in our military ethos than to abandon a service member on the battlefield. Even marrying a stripper is seen as less shameful than leaving the fallen behind.