Ray Stokes

@Wyrleywolfe There is no other option! Solanke and Calvert-Lewin are not good enough and Saka, Bowen and Madueke are wingers.

Why is Tuchel fuckin around with this false 9 nonsense at this stage? Foden ain’t a CF, so if Kane not available just pick the next best option.

@westhamnetwork We are so bad this season that we have players making their debuts for their country, scoring penalties and saving them as well as providing an assist! We really are MASSIVE!😀⚒

Mateus Fernandes came off the bench for Portugal on the 85th minute making his his full international debut in a 2-0 win over USA Congratulations geezer 🇵🇹 🌍 🏆

@MartinKnight_ Apparently there’s a wispa going around about the culprits identity!

The KitKat heist is no longer the topic of the day. Finding the culprits will be no picnic. But if a bounty is offered who knows?

Has angry ginge just come on for England?

@EricLDaugh Ooh we’re scared 😱

🚨 HOLY CRAP! SecWar Pete Hegseth just dropped a truth nuke on NATO “You don't have much of an ALLIANCE if you have countries that are not willing to STAND with you when you need them!” NATO is officially on notice. President Trump never forgets.

@Postecogniac Not a big fan of Harry Kane then mate? Just wondering, not looking for any argument.

This. Is Clive Allen. Tottenham's most gifted finisher since Jimmy Greaves. There hasn't been any since Clive. Most of these goals would be Goal of the Season contenders today.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @GhorbaniiNiyak The UK has fallen!

Here is Keir Starmer, meeting with former ISIS terrorist, Ahmad Al-Sharaa, at NO. 10 Downing Street 🇬🇧 Imagine shaking hands with a Muslim terrorist on your doorstep Keir Starmer is a THREAT to national security ⚠️ 📷 credit: @GhorbaniiNiyak

@BGatesIsaPyscho I didn’t see Starmer embrace him! He shook his hand but that was it!

🚨🇬🇧🇸🇾 Watch Keir Starmer embrace former ISIS Terrorist Ahmed al-Sharaa who is now President of Syria and in charge of a regime which is persecuting Christian’s.

@IfindRetards He looks like The Penguin!😂

Btw, this is the founder of the Trans Day of Visibility

@Sir_jaay01 Frank Lampard

Has any son of an ex footballer ever become a successful pro?

@XMartinsMusicX The Kinks The Who Small Faces

My Top 10 Favourite UK Bands... Who are You adding? 🤔 1. The Beatles 2. The Rolling Stones 3. The Smiths 4. Led Zeppelin 5. Roxy Music 6. Pink Floyd 7. The Stone Roses 8. The Jam 9. Radiohead 10. Joy Division

@1968Tv Great away day at Stamford Bridge! We were brilliant that day and could have scored more!

On This Day 1986 ITV The Big Match (Network Highlights) West Ham hammer Chelsea at Stamford Bridge with a four goal haul. Chelsea 0-4 West Ham Commentator Peter Brackley #CFC #COYI

@itvnews That is a lot of breaks being had!

Over 400,000 KitKats stolen from a truck in Switzerland itv.com/news/2026-03-2…

@Sameer_king11 Now that is funny!🤣

Didn't see that coming 😂😂

@CrowleyOnAir @BBCRadioLondon Walk Right Back, The Everly Brothers Middle of the Road, The Pretenders

We’re on @BBCRadioLondon at 1pm. And asking for songs with Left, Right or Middle in the title. Sad to see The Face magazine closing, so we’re asking what were the music/style mags/ papers that informed your taste growing up & now? 👂94.9FM | Digital | bbc.co.uk/radiolondon

@Matt_Pinner Let’s go Nando’s!

3 words.

@70sMod My favourite album of all time!

Saturdays boys live life with insults

@BillyBondsStand He will always be remembered as the man who kept an Argentinian international player out of the team!😀

Hayden Mullins is celebrating his 47th Birthday today. Hayden played 213 first team games for West Ham including the 2004 and 2005 play-off finals. Sadly though he was suspended from the 2006 FA Cup Final and we missed him badly as he had such a great 2005-06 season playing 42 games⚒️

@premierleague He had the opportunity to pass the ball at least three times during that and get us further up the pitch! For all his strength he doesn’t really add much to our attacking game!

Adama Traore loves a battle! 💪

@Oceanbreeze473 Complete child cruelty!

A bowl full of crazy.