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Mujuzi Wilfred 🇺🇬
@RealSloMotion
Uganda Based Music Producer | A.K.A 'Slo-Motion'
Kampala, Uganda شامل ہوئے Ocak 2012
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Peace to @therealrahdigga she had the best verse on Cowboys
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Comedian Victor Nyaata exposed by a woman as next level "stingy".
According to the woman, Victor Nyaata visited her over the weekend and ordered food worth KSh 1,500 from Choma Zone while at her place.
Later in the night, things took a quick turn after the lady declined Nyaata's request to have a taste of the forbidden fruit. Victor got upset and demanded a refund for the food he had bought.
Yes… a full KSh 1,500 refund. With everything going on on social media right now, most men have labelled it as "King moves" while most ladies label it as "immature" saying he ate the food as well.

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@CollinRugg I bet he considering being Right after experiencing what his fellow leftist did
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JUST IN: Brentwood Police say 'Reacher' star Alan Ritchson acted in self-defense, say no charges will be filed.
The development comes as new footage appears to show Ritchson's neighbor blocking the road while he was on his motorcycle.
"After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued," said the Brentwood Police Department.
"Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense."
"Although a potential reckless endangerment charge was considered, Mr. Ritchson declined to pursue charges."
The case has been closed.
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@jamesonen Why I switched to Linux a long time ago..@ZorinOS to be exact
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Nowadays anyway
Daniel☆🌴@daniel_mainn
When you finally buy a Laptop, you realise how useless it is
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@phionacaroline Then pull-up w/out asking for transport
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@MbarkCherguia Or indentured servitude would work too..conjugal obligations inclusive
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I’d love an opportunity to personally deliver




DeeDi@DeeSandy20
I woke up craving posho and beans but I fear my house helps judging me now I’m here wondering which restaurant I can attack for posho and beans at this time 🌚
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@jamesonen LoL just woke up and chose violence huh?who TF didn't deliver your saki hot today? Man jeez!!🤣🤣
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Doesn't this need a UN resolution too? Or no, because it's only white people who are gullible and suckers enough to tolerate a shake down?
Amnesty West & Central Africa@AmnestyWARO
In Northern Ghana, hundreds of women accused of witchcraft live in exile. Their voices are at the center of the exhibition 'Ghana: Branded for Life'. As many of them say: “I’m not a witch.” Explore their stories and experiences through this virtual exhibition.
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@lexxisfuzzbox No;you got skills?DM let's make a tease song for the video💰
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@ParisEighty Ain't this the same guy who brought a foreigner on the @SuperBowl halftime show.. @ImStevieKnight should we really take @JAYZclassicBars seriously anymore
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The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident.
We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff.
Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home.
They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital.
That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language.
Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off.
But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

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