Target Tori

Thank you for making this possible. I hope that this video will help you see how much happiness you've all brought me. The future is bright for #TeamTori 🤓❤️ youtube.com/watch?v=hbcfiJ…

@morganisawizard @michael_davis26 Alive and well. I attribute it to regular dental checkups and daily flossing.

@michael_davis26 i hope @RealTargetTori is doing well

this you?

@Jim47953342 @Lukewearechange @OralB You have no idea, Jim.

@RealTargetTori @Lukewearechange @OralB Profile pic is cute, this pic makes you look half-asleep. Long day?

It’s been three years. Happy Anniversary @OralB 🪥🎈 #PauseBeKind

@ChayaRaichik10 Unimaginable.

@dachshund_usa21 @Target Employee of the month.

Trilled to be da newest @target employee… treets on aisle 7 🐾🎯🛒 #Dachshunds

May your Christmas be merry and your teeth be as bright as mine will be after using my new toothbrush. 🪥🎄#MerryChristmas

@caroljsroth “Okay! Okay! You can have the toothbrush!”

Caption this…

@CynicalRick @1stPlayerCarl @davidleavitt She took a vacation to Hawaii and lived happily ever after. 🤓

@1stPlayerCarl @davidleavitt Whatever happened to that cashier? I remember they got her some money or something, but I hope she's doing well.

What’s worse: Seeing Trump in Home Alone 2 Or Seeing Musk in Iron Man 2

@OfficialAPoD 🙃

Dude, you peaked when you gave us @RealTargetTori. Everything after that (as well as before) has been fairly negligible.

You don’t have to pay a penny if you’re not verified 🙃

Don’t let other people take your happiness. Move over and let them pass. Don’t yell back, walk away. Offer them the display for .99 cents. #PauseBeKind 🤓

@BigJTheBasedCas This rings a bell…

@RealTargetTori Like when some jerk comes in barking about a one cent toothbrush?

I welcome the sound of a screaming toddler while shopping because it means their parent is teaching them the meaning of “no” instead of the store manager having to do it when they are grown adults. #GlassHalfFull

@seacheo @AniseNot I beg to differ Harry.

@AniseNot Same when things at the store are unpriced...

If the restaurant can’t get you your check within 10mins of meal completion (at absolute max) the etiquette should be that you’re allowed to get up & leave

On country road and the jeep in front of me is driving erratically. 20mph then 35mph. Drifting. Clearly distracted. At the stop sign he stopped twice (stalled) and I saw his terrified eyes in the rear view mirror. Kid learning to drive stick. #PauseBeKind

@caroljsroth “I wish everyone peace, happiness and success” street is never backed up. Seriously, no traffic over here. People always seem to choose the other street 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m still residing at the intersection of “I hate everyone” and “I wish everyone peace, happiness and success” streets. However, I am considering a move down the block…

Winston thought twitter could use some cheering up today. ⚓️

I’ve been busy because I have a new man in my life. I’ve had to tell him no a couple of times, but he has never called the police on me for it.

@UnR00ster @JackPosobiec @Twitter With no lidocaine

@RealTargetTori @JackPosobiec So, @Twitter is like a root canal?

Just got out of my dentist appointment…made me think of you 🥰

@CSimrak @JackPosobiec May the plaque be in your favor

@RealTargetTori Not sure who you are but your tweet popped up in my feed after being shared by @JackPosobiec as I'm sitting in my dentist's waiting room for my cleaning. Cheers!