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y’all know ships can sink right?

@rozpersian Which cruise would you rather be on?

I’ll miss spirit airlines, more airlines should let you smoke in the bathroom

@wormpuller @dollmanipulator

Making a nervous Gulp noise before eating pussy

Old Batman is the worst superhero name

Being a consumer satisfies my capitalism kink

The same way we have massive undersea cables that connect everyone to the internet, we should have massive undersea pipelines that connect all the world’s sewage into one big poop network

Can you do any tricks

@LizzieMarbach ah yes, the homogenous group that is women

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

@fildo28 @hearinladotcom @TMZ literally yes

@hearinladotcom @TMZ Wait you would rather TMZ go after entertainers instead of people who are actively ruining our lives?

There's a photo of Olivia Rodrigo backstage at SNL from last night and she sure as hell seems like she's drinking from an In N Out cup. The closest In N Out from 30 Rock is in Nashville, TN. So did someone fly a #3 combo to our girl... or what? Maybe @TMZ can get to the bottom when they choose to get back to their roots and quit covering Congress.

Bro tonight is about to be 27 accidental screenshots of my lockscreen

Claude Code: "You've hit your limit, Limit resets 7pm". Me from 5 - 6:59pm . 💀

Spirit Airlines was the best. Going to miss traveling on flights like this. #spiritairlines #airlines #traveling

they are fucking at these run clubs I have evidence

NYC subway idea

@WindowsLatest Wake up babe, woke run dialog just dropped

Microsoft confirms Windows Run dialog is getting a modern look on Windows 11! - Modern design: A refreshed look that matches Fluent Design and Windows 11, with dark mode support. - Faster than before: Perf was top-of-mind when rewriting Run, and with a **94ms median time-to-show time it’s faster than ever before. - Quick user directory access: You can now type ~\ to jump to your user directory, then keep navigating just like you would from the command line. The modern Run dialog is slowly rolling out in current Insider builds of Windows as an opt-in feature, ensuring we are collecting your feedback. To enable the new Run dialog, you’ll need to: - Be on Windows Insider Experimental Channel. - Enable to Settings -> System -> Advanced and toggle on the new experience with the “Run Dialog” option at the top of the screen.

@DearS_o_n Skill issue

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

Why the fuck is anyone on ozempic. Adderall does all of this for 1/5 of the cost plus you can jack off for 8 hours straight

@rogesterone Try

i'm looking to get into sex. what's some tips for beginners