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@DougJBalloon @theliamnissan Congrats on winning X today. Well done!

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

@Sabiha1278 See that sign posted and the blue paint?? That’s your warning, reminder, rule. You don’t need an adult to tell you not to park there you negligent idiot.

To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 I pulled into Target, ran in real quick to grab ONE thing, and by the time I came back out my car was already being towed like it had been waiting for hours instead of minutes. No warning. No ticket. Just straight to tow truck mode in what felt like no time at all. And I’ve gotta ask—do some people just sit in parking lots waiting for the exact moment they can report someone? Because the speed this happened was honestly wild. I wasn’t parked there for long. I wasn’t wandering around the store for ages. I was gone for less time than it takes to decide what to buy in the checkout line. What made it even more frustrating is how quickly it all escalated into a full tow situation instead of any kind of warning or ticket first. Now I’m stuck dealing with fees, paperwork, and losing my whole afternoon over something that lasted just a few minutes. It’s just been one of those situations where everything snowballed way faster than expected. 😅 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭

@CalltoActivism The “Thank you, darling” is such a misogynistic thing to say. The only reason he left is because a female backed him into a corner he couldn’t get out of.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP JUST HAD HIS WORST MELTDOWN EVER. Trump completely unravels when Kristen Welker challenged him on his California election claims. Instead of providing evidence, he called her "crooked" and "stupid," attacked the press, and abruptly WALKS OUT in the middle of the interview. She did what every journalist should do every time Trump spews his unfounded bullsh*t. Thank you, Kristen.

@krassenstein Decisions have consequences

MAJOR BREAKING: Canada bans Texas cattle over flesh-eating screwworm outbreak. Remember that Trump/DOGE pushed broad USDA staffing and budget cuts that affected APHIS, which happens to be the the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service within the U.S. Department of Agriculture, responsible for overseeing screwworm in cattle at the federal level. Thanks Trump for screwing us, you worm....

@anyonewantchips Big if true

With the shooting in Toledo, Ohio - it might be a good time to point out that since Trump’s 2nd term: Republicans introduced zero gun reform bills, despite almost 600 mass shootings - while introducing over 800 restrictive voting bills, despite only 40 cases of voter fraud.

@brooke_urself22 They actually have a month, it’s the entire month of November.

The fact that you think vets only have a DAY proves that you do not care because they DO have a month… you just don’t care about it.

@FPWellman Isn’t that called stolen valor??

Absolute clownery. We are at war. He’s not in the Middle East assuring allies, coordinating operations, or overseeing operations. No. He’s cosplaying as a real warrior. An Infantry officer who didn’t graduate Ranger School so he has to dress up like the actual qualified soldiers that did.

@oliversnark Bravo Ms. Principal. Bravo!!

@KellyMorrisonMN “Healthcare for fun” the best description. We are living in the dumbest of times

As a doctor I can tell you that no one repeats cognitive tests several times a year if everything is *normal* But good for him that he can get health care for fun when he just cut it for millions of Americans.

@MikeLevin So….is this fraud, corruption, grifting?!?! Asking for a republican.

This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it. More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months. And here’s the part that should make your blood boil. Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence. The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it. Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price. We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us. wapo.st/3QmJjSz

@Microinteracti1 Happy Pride 🌈

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

@TimHannan Way too much critical thinking here. You lost MAGA after the first sentence

Pretty wild that the only times elections have been stolen in American history is when Dumbfuck J Trump is President. No other President has had this happen. I’m starting to think this guy Trump is just a huge fucking liar with zero respect for American democracy.

@jerseyh0mo B. I. N. G. O.

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

@LegendaryEnergy Definitely not David Wallace. Does he not realize the reflecting pool has always been that size?!

This plays like a scene from The Office. Who’s telling him to do this stuff? Like anyone cares how big the pool is? 😂

@HunterBiden @theliamnissan @retirenow59 One side admits everything and was investigated. The other side………

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it. If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now? Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.

So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

@theangryavacado Now this is true

Say what you want about Trump. He’s ended the war with Iran more times than any other president in history.

@mbrodkorb @elliottengenMN This guy?

SCOOP: @elliottengenMN just filed to run for re-election. #mnleg

Happy Pride Month Mr Secretary...

@ma1ybe IKR. Immediately thinking about gay dudes after proposing to his GF isn’t the flex he thinks it is.

So You proposed to your girlfriend and your first thought was gay people? Weird flex, babe.

@sirDukeDevin HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ann Coulter isn't very bright, eh?