Reds copy of the captains handbook

(Out of character) should I make a parody acc for reds thong?

@SuperSecret119 Orange

Im making a gc say orange if you wanna be in it

@GothGeology @AIMLIEN What about me?

@AIMLIEN I hate everyone.

Relationship chart thing

@Vexoonity You are my least favorite collection of inanimate objects on the ship

@Redscaptainbook yea yea you fuckin wished

HMU IF YOUR NAME IS CYAN ORANGE OR RED.

@f0x38o @CSOPurple I’m the real one!

@Redscaptainbook @CSOPurple Why are there 2 of us There can only be one.

Oh my god it’s so over. If I swoon over Blue will they kill me.

YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR ANY UNDERWEAR BTW, CLOTHING COMPANIES JUST WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY OFF YOU, LET YOUR TITS HANG AND YOUR PUSSY BREATH

@DoctorBlu3 Hello

// doing an among us parody gc, who wants to join??

@redskeld Red did you.. not take me with you? You have a gc- without me?

We all shaking out butts i guess

@GothGeology I actually was originally going to make this an acc for the ship but thought there was a chance that was taken so here we are

So let me get this right. The Ore has an account. Mira HQ has an account. The Fish has an account. THE FUCKING SHIP has an account. I wouldn’t be surprised if Green’s Kiss Worms had a fucking account. IS THERE ANY OTHER BULLSHIT ACCOUNTS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!

@GothGeology @BananaCrewmate8 Hello there

@BananaCrewmate8 I *somehow* doubt that.

@c4ptainred Pizza party!

@Redscaptainbook Thank you handbook... handbook what should I have for din din

Too many crewmates...

@TheBetterGreen *this is the real canon answer btw

@TheBetterGreen There’s two meanings! Mining Intergalactic Research Association and Mining Intelligence Research and Analysis! Rule 112 care about MIRA because they care about you!

What does MIRA even stand for. Minimum-wage…Idiotic…Rowdy…Asshats?? Or somthin??

@AmongUsGame I love captain red!

can't get enough of the #AmongUsShow? 👀 update your game to ✨v.17.4.0✨ to dress up as your fave Crewmates from the series with the Showbiz Cosmicube! who are you cosplaying first? 😎

@Raven16596 @Korriso I’m funnier than a trust ball

@Redscaptainbook @Korriso Idk if this account or the Trust Ball account is funnier 😭

#amongusshow they should make this real and sell it as merch just to see what bs red was following

@c4ptainred I love you too red I’ll always be here for you

@Redscaptainbook I love your handbook. I love you so much.

Quick Tip!

@LeadsterInkest among ass

@ProQualityDoc How do you think audiobooks are born?

@Redscaptainbook How does a handbook speak?

I’ll be honest. This concerns me. Quite a lot.