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@Beachdudeca @ns123abc @Wrangler_222 Gfdi

@ns123abc @Wrangler_222 $SMCI 📉

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

IF YOU WORK ON MICROSOFT TEAMS I HOPE YOU HAVE CANADIAN HEALTHCARE

@soychotic it's all microslop

Microsoft when they decide to make .NET Core, .NET Framework, and .NET Standard then iterate them at the same time then stop working on them all except .NET Core but it’s not called .NET Core anymore it’s uh just .NET now but it’s still Core not Framework (even though it’s a framework it’s just not .NET Framework) or Standard or .NET MAUI which is also new and Microsoft when they decide to come out with a Windows application version of OneNote and then make an entirely different Windows app called OneNote for Windows with slightly different features than the other OneNote Windows app then decide um actually no more OneNote for Windows switch to OneNote which is also a windows application, which might say OneNote 2016 on some computers even though maybe you technically have 2019 it’s just named 2016 right now sometimes

@alex_prompter @threadreaderapp unroll please

---------------------------------------------- 6/ MOVE FROM WORKER TO OWNER ---------------------------------------------- #ROLE: Act as an ownership strategist applying Tim Ferriss's principle that ideal work is ownable, automatable, and not dependent on your presence to generate income. #TASK: Identify the most realistic ways I can move from trading time to owning systems in my field. #STEPS: 1. Ask for my current role, skills, and industry before starting 2. Map where I currently create value that disappears when I stop working 3. Identify 3 ownership models that fit my field — products, licensing, equity, or automated services 4. Evaluate each by: how much existing work transfers, startup cost, time to automation 5. Define the minimum viable ownership move I can make in the next 30 days #RULES: - Ownership must mean income that continues without my daily presence - Every model must be testable with a small bet before full commitment — Ferriss's "slow-cook" approach - 30-day move must require no permission from anyone else to start #OUTPUT: Current Value Map → 3 Ownership Models → Feasibility Evaluation → 30-Day First Move

🚨BREAKING: Claude can now think like Tim Ferriss and redesign your entire career in one sitting. Here are 6 Claude prompts that build your escape plan from trading time for money👇 (Save before your competitors do)

@BrianTycangco Some of gold is just excess liquidity of savings and people sell savings to survive. There's also the momentum trade that has been lost in gold, when momentum turns the algos reverse.

Make this headline make sense.

@PowderkegPro99 @toiletkingcap Hell yeah

@toiletkingcap youtube.com/watch?v=D5_oPy…

i want to listen to epic guitar riffs. shill me songs to listen to

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had an AI super cycle. We had deflationary growth. You could've shut your mouth, grifted, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no. You just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego.

@michelleakin Crowd Work is the best form of comedy youtu.be/OcPXAf_a4e8

wait i just found this one. i love him so much i have wanna scream!!!!

i don’t think i have ever enjoyed anyone’s crowd work as much as jeff arcuri’s. occasionally, i come across some comic doing crowd work and its a really funny clip, but inevitably when i go to their page to see more, it’s a lot of duds. there’s a subtle art to being able to do it well, consistently. i think one of the key things that jeff brings to the table is this jovial curiosity. he seems genuinely delighted by any contribution from his audiences. some comics relate to the audience as an impediment or as the butt of the joke, but jeff relates to them as his partners. he brings a level of relatedness that i find is rare among standups. it’s no wonder his whole tour this year is sold out.

@Andercot Who is bookmarking this and why?

@vr_tonio Although Google typically makes watered down versions of pre-existing tools. In the same way you have Google sheets compared to Excel Some people will use this, other people will still use dedicated website building tools. Squarespace already will build you pages based on chat

Google just murdered 10,000 Ai wrapper 🤗

@Gtwy Of course

it's really satisfying to pull off a delicious cook on someone else's equipment made cheeseburgers tonight in cast iron with bacon grease. cooked down a couple sweet onions for a topper. would you eat this on vacation?

@bussypounder999 Desperately want to make the purchase of a laser color printer. Printing little storybooks and explanation booklets for the kids.

YES THIS IS THE BEST PRINTER IT ALWAYS JUST PRINTS. NO PROBLEMS

Syrup boiling day

@croissanthology New type of guy

"crypto and tulip farming" is a very funny bit

@pubity Hot dog vendor suggests you go on a few walks every now and then, he doesn't want his customers to perish early

Apple CEO Tim Cook has urged people to use smartphones less. "I don’t want people looking at the smartphone more than they’re looking in someone’s eyes, as if they’re scrolling endlessly. This is not how you want to spend your day. Go out and spend it in nature."

@techhsiren Do you have a hi-vis vest and a clipboard?

have to go to the hardware store alone today but i am a 5"1 girl who is 6 months pregnant and everyone is going to laugh at me

@techhsiren Home Hardware would never do this.

Never mind that new BMW i3, look at the wheeltrims they're putting on the base model Twingo. Pamplemousse superbe!

@22_Minutes Fantastique ! J'en veux encore

Welcome to The Peg. 🩺

It's crazy that it's 2026 and YouTube still doesn't have folders or a sorting system for your subscriptions. Damn YouTube, let me put my subscriptions in groups based on interests.