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Riley Martin

@RileyJCMartin

indoctrinated by sigmond the sea monster.

Not so upstate NY شامل ہوئے Haziran 2023
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Riley Martin
Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@Disparate1mpact @nypost A dip shit it’s like your neighbor comes over and murders you, “they” say, but more people get killed by domestic violence than your neighbors. It’s fucking idiotic stop saying it cause you look like a fucking moron.
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Disparate Impact
Disparate Impact@Disparate1mpact·
@nypost Technically the murder rate was lowered because illegal immigrants commit less crime than American citizens.
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New York Post@nypost·
83-year-old veteran randomly shoved onto NYC subway tracks dies from injuries, illegal migrant charged with murder trib.al/jSRje4o
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Shawnee Gregorio
Shawnee Gregorio@GregorioSh64773·
Hollywood actress and director Elizabeth Banks is speaking out against the Save Act. She is prattling on about how difficult it would be to vote if it passes, even though she has a birth certificate, driver's license, and passport. It’s kind of funny because, in a way, she is really making the case for it. 😂😂 Check it out.👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
After being told by a Dr to diet and exercise, this retard says NO because: "my body deserves the respect of being fed" 😂
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Meghan McCain
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain·
Gary Bauer falling off the stage while trying to flip a pancake while running for president in the year 2000 is a core childhood memory of mine I will literally never forget.
Andrew Solender@AndrewSolender

everyone is all "severance" this and "industry" that- i am watching the greatest program in the history of american television: archival C-SPAN footage of a pancake flipping contest between three low tier 1996 republican presidential hopefuls

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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@JustJennKat44 @RobSchneider Let’s see a bartender and a man running a multimillion dollar plumbing business with 150 employees. Get a fucking grip dipshit. You all do a great job shitting on anyone you don’t agree with. So sit this one out FFS.
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JennCooks
JennCooks@JustJennKat44·
@RobSchneider Then I hope bartenders refuse to serve MAGA morons who made fun of AOC for being a bartender. Yet again you dumbfucks shit all over yourselves.
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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸@RobSchneider·
It is my sincere hope that the next time millionaire democrat blowhole Jimmy Kimmel’s toilet explodes, the decent hardworking American plumbers will refuse to fix it, so Jimmy will finally do something useful after his contract expires next month.
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

Jimmy Kimmel is now insulting DHS Sec Markwayne Mullin because he used to work as a plumber. As if you couldn't hate elitist Hollywood leftists any more

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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@Reil76 @RobSchneider @Nevahloss Here’s the thing… Jimmy wasn’t joking. So maybe you should read the room before you spew, ridiculous made up comedian etiquette.
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Riley Martin
Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@Texden1975 @conlin_lauren @Thefactsdude Aren’t you special. Get out of your own way w your semantics. You know exactly what I meant he wasn’t alone. EMS was with him to see if life saving measures could be done. My reaction was to Lauren’s post complaining like an A🕳️that a police officer ask a victims for his ID FFS
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Rep. Ro Khanna
Rep. Ro Khanna@RepRoKhanna·
ICE put a young American in a chokehold and threatened to blow a mother's brains out. We cannot allow any more funding for this rogue agency.
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@RepRoKhanna Oh yes, because hiding in the bushes, and then actually blowing somebody’s brains out is perfectly fine for these Democrat senators. Illegals killing Americans, meh who cares. Illegals being deported that violence. You liberals are nothing but a pack of over fed hyenas.
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Mark J. Rebilas
Mark J. Rebilas@rebilasphoto·
@jocaque_exe @abc15 A friend in Scottsdale answered door because the person out front was in an Amazon outfit. Was a process server in costume. Served! ✅ 😢
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ABC15 Arizona
ABC15 Arizona@abc15·
Beware, those with a lead foot! 🚨 Starting today, if you are caught by a Phoenix traffic camera going too fast, you can expect a ticket in the mail! Adam Klepp has more on the return of traffic cameras. #abc15
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@Caroltreasure @danielsgoldman @JoJoFromJerz Oh my God security at an airport so no one brings a bomb onto a plane. Oh no!! Get a fucking grip you asshole. For fucks sakes maybe you want to educate yourself on Nazis. The fucking stupidity is nauseating.
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Daniel Goldman
Daniel Goldman@danielsgoldman·
Trump’s threat to send ICE agents to airports is just another desperate attempt to seize power and use ICE to terrorize the American people. We’re fighting to stand up to his authoritarianism and abolish ICE. Pass Dems bill to fund TSA.
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@danielsgoldman People just want to get through security. They don’t give a shit if a mall cops show up. Your fake outrage is pathetic.
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@GovPressOffice Newsome fucking scammed and stole from fire victims. But seriously imagine if there was a grindr for best friends’s wives? Newsome the CEO
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@RealRayDonE @TheyDanger @bdomenech @jimmykimmel Oh for Christmas sakes VHS star just shut the toilet seat and get the fudge out of your own septic tank on this one. You sound like a crusty old curmudgeon that thinks education, outshines experience. It’s 2026 have you looked into our education system? Good grief.
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Benjamin Domenech
Benjamin Domenech@bdomenech·
When Markwayne Mullin was 20 his dad's health took a turn. He dropped out of college to run the family business. He built it from 6 people into a multimillion dollar HVAC company with 150+ employees. He's a pillar of his community, and @jimmykimmel can't even tell a funny joke.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@Suzierizzo1 So she rails on the white woman, ask the man that said it for Christ sakes.
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
A black family was at a Bubba Gump’s looking for a sweatshirt for one of their son’s when the mom heard 2 workers saying to Watch them they look a little? & the other worker says í know so the mom confronted the worker & she acted like it was no big deal & so did the Manager! 🤬
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@Partisan_12 Iran is our future!!!! She’d be stoned to death in a day in Iran when they tell her she can’t speak.
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The Resonance
The Resonance@Partisan_12·
“Iran is really kicking a*s, is really doing something that no one ever thought it would do. And to me, I'm like, do it. Do it because we've seen three years of annihilation of Palestinian people and nobody doing a damn thing, except Yemen...”
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Riley Martin@RileyJCMartin·
@charise_lee The Civil War? The only civil war that’s gonna happen is on this man’s toilet as he fights to keep from pushing he brain straight out his own ass. Get a fucking grip.
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Bill Madden
Bill Madden@maddenifico·
@Aliciafromfl No only would Trump not know, but he wouldn't even care: One-third of global seaborne fertilizer trade (including nitrogen and sulfur) passes through the Strait of Hormuz.
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Bill Madden
Bill Madden@maddenifico·
It's becoming harder and harder to find someone who's not sick of the shitshow. 😳👇
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