God’s own

@Egokuwait Ah sheeett!!! Submit a formal report sis. You’ll be fine

Good evening guys😭 The Panla i bought on my way home, I forgot it in the bus. Incase you enter any yellow bus along Oshodi road and you smell fish, please it’s my Panla🙏😭 Help me create awareness 😭 That fish was so fresh😭😭

@instablog9ja Family now means nothing in the face of money. Na wa

Lady rescued after 4 years of being Chained and locked inside the house by her Brother Over a Business dispute A woman was reportedly rescued from captivity in the Mpape area of Maitama Extension, Abuja, after allegedly being chained and locked inside a dark room by her brother for four years following a dispute over a cement business they started together. According to an eyewitness account, the woman’s brother allegedly declared her mentally unstable and confined her in a room to prevent her from claiming her share of the business. The situation came to light when a man fetching water near the compound heard unusual sounds coming from a locked room. Alarmed by what he heard, he alerted members of the community, who forced their way into the room and found the woman chained inside. She was subsequently rescued and rushed to a hospital for medical attention, as she was unable to walk after years of alleged confinement. The eyewitness further claimed that the woman’s daughter had gone missing and alleged that the brother was responsible for the child’s disappearance alleging that the child may have been used for ritual purposes. However, these claims remain unverified.

@solar_ric He should have told the bullet no

🚨GRAPHIC: A 39-year-old rapist dragged a 15 year old girl to the bush and raped her. As he reached orgasm the gun fell and the girl picked up the gun and shot the rapist dead.

The universe is a video game

@Skydance_1 The monsters would wait for it to be almost complete before destroying it

What if they build a perimeter wall round the town and place a talismans at the gate ? #from

@sinovuyo001 Your white masters will soon start washing your skins with bleach to try to get rid of the blackness. Disease ridden pigs

South Africa, Algeria and Morocco are the only African countries that would go far in the world cup. The rest are washed like Nigeria.💯🇿🇦

@DrKalu_ @AlexOriprite And once they track you to a den, thell realize they magically have forgiving spirits

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police. Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

The whites will support you to chase your fellow black Africans out of the country, then happily sit above you like they have for years.

@official_QV Chai! Imagine the embarrassment she’d have avoided if she didn’t put it on speaker 😭

I was fixing my lashes when two friends started talking. One said she was craving noodles and asked where she could get some. The other replied, “Iconic, but it’s about ₦2k.” Their married friend laughed and said: “That’s small money. Let me call my husband. I’ll tell him it’s ₦10k.” Her friend even advised, “Just say ₦4k.” She refused. Put the call on speaker and asked for ₦10k to buy food. Her husband said: “Which day that one start to use 10k buy food?” Then he ended the call. 😭 Sis has been explaining all day that maybe he’s just not in a good mood.

Temu said I should buy 4 things and they’ll give me a 350k coupon. I don’t trust it 😅😅😅 Abeg who has done it before

@rashid_kay True!! The world envies your white masters and HIV

Correction: The most envied🇿🇦

@AdvoBarryRoux Hope you got permission from your white masters to post this?

53 African countries think internet trolls will get under our skin. They don’t know the ANC spent 30 years perfecting South Africans’ stress tolerance levels. We survived load shedding, potholes, Nkandla, Gavin Watson, service delivery failures, Phala Phala, Covid 19 lockdowns.

@Nsukka_okpa As we no see who help us kill herdsmen we go channel the frustration to SA

After Mexico beat una, we go start dey order Bolt to cause traffic again for Johannesburg. Nobody go sleep for that full South Africa today.

@tiredfeminist_ Why?

Under no circumstances should anyone ever become a trillionaire!

@flowzki Someone with 50k in the poorest area looks like a king to the people around

he’s an artificial trillionaire, made by the united states there are richer men than him at aba market they are just very lowkey..

@hashjenni He doesn’t have to. It’s sad but true 🤷🏼‍♀️

Imagine having enough money to end poverty and choosing not to do it. That’s Elon Musk.

@Justin7Credible I can’t prove it but I’m sure he changed his name to that just to get people to call him Dada

This guy at work is literally called “Dada” I just had to message him good morning Dada on teams

Why people are obsessed with someone’s wealth is beyond me. “Someone shouldn’t have that much money” why? Is there a rule book to living that you guys have hidden in your houses? What’s stopping you from going after what you will give you money too?

@DiscussingFilm Another day to tell you guys that you’re not entitled to anything in this life.

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

@arrakunrin Personally I don’t make my guests cook for me, but maybe I’m just different.

Unrelated but this is a reason I’ve stopped talking to someone i was into Every time she came over, we either had to buy food, or I cook. Not once did she go into the kitchen. You’ll stay over for 2-3 days. I’ll leave the house to get the ingredients. I’ll prepare everything, make the food and she’ll eat. I’ll do the dishes too after. It was either that or I had to buy food that we’d eat. Not once did she offer to cook or make us a meal except that one time I’d eaten and she made noodles for herself. Happened 3 times and after the third time, I just let her go