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Imagine you thought I wasn’t going to bake. Hope you hungry for the truth.

@AGJamesUthmeier Hi I’m a creep I’m here to creep you out

As John Adams explained, "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious People. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." Unfortunately, some Florida laws prohibit religious schools from accessing public funds, and we will not enforce unconstitutional laws.

.@PeterSchorschFL hey take a break from promoting racist white men in politics in Florida and give grace to @NMetayerBowen.

@SunSentinel I don’t have to I can read soreadsheets

Watch the House Ethics Committee’s hearing into alleged ethics violations committed by Democratic Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick of South Florida. sun-sentinel.com/2026/03/26/wat…

@RollieGuacamole @festivaltortuga But all the hoteliers nearby make so much money.

@SethPlatt @festivaltortuga Fuck that. Save the turtles. Find another place to have stupid festival.

Workers lays the first spikes in the turtle nesting grounds for the @festivaltortuga on Fort Lauderdale beach in Florida which bills itself as an eco friendly concert. 🙄

@PeterSchorschFL @AGJamesUthmeier Be a good black and subjugate.

Thank you @AGJamesUthmeier for standing up for White Men! Finally - FINALLY - White Men will be equal footing in FL when being interviewed to be NFL coaches!!!

@PeterSchorschFL @AGJamesUthmeier I hope the NFL implodes on your lilly ugly racist ass. You grave digging your own reputation.

@PeterSchorschFL @AGJamesUthmeier Racist hack.

@DeanTrantalis You fucked da duck

@DeanTrantalis That’s not how you art dude. Watch me ratify your downfall.

Fort Lauderdale’s THRIVE Art District is quickly becoming one of the most exciting new destinations in South Florida. What was once a stretch of underutilized warehouses in Progresso Village has been transformed into an 80,000-square-foot hub of art, culture, and small businesses. The campus features cafes, studios, retail shops, and a modern outdoor event space. THRIVE is helping to attract young professionals, entrepreneurs, artists, and visitors from across the region. This is exactly the kind of investment that reflects Fort Lauderdale’s continued renaissance. We're turning overlooked spaces into thriving, walkable destinations that support local talent and strengthen our community. #WeAreFTL #ThriveArtDistrict miamiherald.com/news/local/com… @MiamiHerald

@DeanTrantalis Notice they don’t post lease prices for artists.

@PeterSchorschFL Is that a finishing school for Epstein girls?

.@FLBlue I am an UI savant. Your website is purposeful garbage meant to not help customers.

@PacificLegal My personal spittoon. @craigtimes

@PacificLegal Ya’ll the dregs of humanity.

BREAKING: A federal court just rejected attempts by Charlotte County, FL & US Fish & Wildlife to dismiss our client's lawsuit challenging development fees for his property. Michael Colosi wants to build a modest home on his property but faces $139K+ in fees.

@carlothecurator @The_GhostClub @kolahonn @Ninfa_io Lovely

GM Mirror by @kolahonn

@SunSentinel Pencil neck

Dolphins GM Jon-Eric Sullivan and coach Jeff Hafley are cutting ties with players from the previous regime at a rapid pace, with the Jaylen Waddle trade being the most recent example. sun-sentinel.com/2026/03/17/chr…

Will my children be able to inherit my @primemovies as members of my family plan?

@StateDept @PressSec Lookin Puffy Buffy

PRESS SEC: The Trump Administration will not rest until every American is home safely. If you are a U.S. citizen in the Middle East looking to return home, please register with the State Department at step.state.gov. The State Department will identify where you are and provide travel options directly to you.

@Acyn I couldn’t keep a straight face if I were in that room.

Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council