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@Keir_Starmer Got a new puppet master then?

Tony Blair might not like my plan, but he's wrong: it's changing Britain for the better. keirstarmer.substack.com/p/tony-blair-m…

@historigins He was known as a free kick expert after this, yet he didn't really score that many afterwards.

In 1997, Brazilian soccer player Roberto Carlos took a free kick from 35 meters against France that seemed to defy the laws of physics as it curved around a wall of defenders at an angle that seemed impossible. ⁠ ⁠ This “miracle goal” led a team of French physicists to publish a study in the journal New Journal of Physics, in which they explained that the extreme spin and speed created a “spinning spiral of the ball” that overcame gravity and air resistance.⁠

Got a six hour parcel delivery window from @RoyalMail - so do I just wear an adult nappy all day now? Even Evri give better timeframes than that.

@anon_opin They did five series with him soft light, that was pretty good going.

Rimmer being made hard light permanently was a cop-out. His limitations as a hologram required creative plot writing.

@MinEffortLive GOTY

$70 game.

@BGatesIsaPyscho Why does she need to show her jugs?

So is this why Cadburys Chocolate all of a sudden, after decades, changed its flavour and tastes like 💩?

@NikTek Get a refund mate, obv trash

A weird issue that I'm having with the PC version of 007 First Light is some textures don't seem to load properly and are extremely low resolution. I don't think it could be related to low VRAM since I'm running this game on an RX 9070 XT which has 16 GB of VRAM and can't pinpoint what exactly causes this.

@KalShork E is a drug reference in Britain

so apparently the letter "E", completely by itself is banned in Forza Horizon 6???? what?????

In this world nothing can be said to be certain except death, taxes and the relentless omnipresence of Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

@Graslu00 @007GameIOI 15 hours without moving from your seat. Get out in the sun and empty your toilet bucket man for christ's sake.

Copyright sucks. 15 hours of livestream muted / demonetised because of ~5 minutes of licensed music. Whoever thought this is fair is out of their mind. Strange of @007GameIOI to promote streamers so much but not have a streamer mode option or even a warning about this though.

Yet another #Switch #Giveaway, this time for the creepy and environmental puzzle-filled adventure of #CallOfTheElderGods from @OutBlueGames! To enter: - Follow! - Retweet! Bonus chance: What are your favorite environmental puzzler #IndieGames?!?! Drawing: 5/29!

@NecrophosisGame @PQubeGames @Dragonis_Games Gotta be XBOX

🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁 We're almost 48 hours away from the release of our game to PlayStation 5 & Xbox Series X|S. To celebrate our console launch on 28 May 2026, we're giving away 3 keys for PS5 and 3 for Xbox Series X|S. How to enter: ❤️ Like the post 🔔 Follow @PQubeGames and @NecrophosisGame 💬 Comment the platform you want to win on ( PS5 or Xbox Series X|S) Winners picked from the comments on 29 May.

@game_collection Darn, you never do Xbox prizes.

🚨 COMPETITION TIME! 🚨 To celebrate today's launch of 007 First Light, we're giving YOU the chance to WIN the Legacy Edition on PS5! Includes: Copy of the game on PS5, Golden Gun, Steelbook with Magnet, and MORE! TO ENTER: 🫵🏼 Follow us and Repost this! ✍🏼 Respond with your favourite Bond movie and tell us why?! ENDS: Wednesday 3rd June at 12pm! ⏳ Good luck, 007...

@game_collection Go for it.

Shall we do a 007 First Light Legacy Edition giveaway?

@kuntandthegang It was acceptable in the 90s.

Given all the grief the Reform candidate for Makersfield by-election is currently getting over his tweet, I think the time has come to apologise to Carol Vorderman in case my song didn’t come across as the affectionate tribute that I intended

@AdoptionsUk Just break the window and get the animals out. If these cunts are going shopping they should just leave the dog at home.

Please retweet, what to do if you see a dog in a hot car... Here’s the RSPCA step-by-step guide to help: “In an emergency, it is best to dial 999 and report a dog in a hot car to police. The RSPCA may not be able to attend quickly enough and, with no powers of entry, would need police assistance at such an incident,” the RSPCA says. “You can call the RSPCA’s 24-hour emergency cruelty line on 0300 1234 999 for advice but, if a dog is in danger, dialling 999 should always be the first step.” Check the animal – is he/she relaxed or distressed? If the dog seems fairly content and isn’t in immediate danger then try to establish how long they have been unattended in the vehicle and note down the registration. Ask a member of staff to make a tannoy announcement to trace the owner but ask someone to stay with the dog and monitor them. If the dog is in distress or displaying any sign of heatstroke – such as panting heavily, drooling excessively, is lethargic or uncoordinated, or collapsed and vomiting – call 999 immediately and request police. If the situation becomes critical and police can’t attend, many people’s instinct is to break into the car to free the dog. Please be aware that, without proper justification, this could be classed as criminal damage. Make sure you tell the police of your intentions and take photos or footage of the dog as well as names and numbers of witnesses. The law states that you have a lawful excuse to commit damage if you believe that the owner of the property that you damage would consent to the damage if they knew the circumstances. Once removed from the car, move the dog to a shaded/cool area and douse him with cool water. Allow the dog to drink small amounts of cool water. The dog should be seen by a vet as soon as possible. More info rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfa… #dogs #Heatwave #dogsincars #adoptdontshop

@actionabletruth @ukcolumn Maybe Mike is planning on moving to China once the shit hits the fan here.

I think it is very important that @ukcolumn come clean about the EXACT nature of their association with Marcel Jahnke and whether the funding he provided did indeed come with ANY conditions in terms of editorial stance or even discussing publicly the nature of his involvement.

@TheCassiniGames I always try and skip this shit anyway. Always the same bollocks. Hey new driver, welcome to the club. Woah that new driver came outta nowhere and is so fast, will he beat the champ. Holy shit, new driver beat the champ.

Forza Horizon 6 vs. Forza Horizon 1 intro cutscene Yes, you see that right. A 14 year old game's cutscene looks ten times better than the latest release. We went from the level of Rockstar to Ubisoft. Cutscenes evolved, but backwards.

@TheBoysOOCC For me, they underplayed Homelander. Before V1, he was supposedly almost invincible and the strongest supe ever, let alone after the more powerful V shot. We got no inkling he was stronger or invincible at all.

Eric Kripke on his main goal for #TheBoys Season 5 "For whatever reason, there are definitely people that the show is not working for this season. Whether it be pacing, whether it be lack of giant fight scenes — I read all the comments obsessively, one might say. To an almost unhealthy degree... But all I can say is I set out to tell a particular angle on this story. I did what we do every season, which is try to focus on the Boys and try to make it a world that’s recognizable to the one we live in. I really wasn’t interested in a post-apocalyptic world. That just wasn’t ever gonna be in the cards." (Vua:@RollingStone)