Eric Anderson

Mother Teresa is now a saint. She is the only woman to get so much praise for her work in the missionary position. #MotherTeresa

@jasonhartelius Abso-fucking-lutely

@Skipfliggins It's genius. And yes, Central Jersey exists.

So good

@coleadamss It was never the biggest game of the year for either team, settle down

Syracuse vs Duke used to be the biggest game of the college basketball season

@JustinBrannan @AliBaumanTV she does not scare easily, so you must've been pretty worked up!

I think I may have frightened @AliBaumanTV by how passionate I am about our city's sewer system.

@jasonhartelius Ummmm, not sure you are getting up fast for the throw. Just trying to be fair

@Skipfliggins By probably you mean DEFINITELY

Dog didn't want to chase the ball at the park today. So I was entertaining myself and set up the camera to show the family I still have the hands of an infielder. Unfortunately I don't still have the feet or balance of an infielder.

@Stapes Yeah, like you have 4-6 inches. Be real, Stapes!!!!!

My jig is up.

@RobbyBerger Al Toon

Let’s go with forgotten Wide Recievers today and I’ll start with Robert Meachem. New Orleans saints finest.

@TT_Sunshine_ I hate getting DM’d from women selling me dick pics!!!

@blezbets Good Luck!!!

Entered the Main Event simply because I love Poker. Now I’m up to 740K in chips at the end of Day 4. 522 remain between me and $10,000,000. The support has been incredible so I decided I’m giving $100K away if I win this thing. Just like and reply something below to enter ❤️

@garyvee @cusewino was my vayniac name back in the day Has the wristbands and tshirts

instagram.com/reel/DLdnxJCy-… Who remembers ?

@BreezyGlf bought the double transfusion golf shirt, love the color and feel! But it made me play like @RobbyBerger, so I’m gonna need a refund :(

@dougbies 25 percent of the way to your daily goal!! Keep up the good work

People: I’m 100% meeting my fitness goals Me: I ate 100 M&M’s for breakfast

@dadopotamus No one wants to see me feet!!! What am I supposed to do?!?!???

An OF model made 83 million dollars in one year and you’re working 45 hours a week for $20 an hour.

@OscarTheGrouch @LolOverruled I’ve been there and got yelled at for smiling.

Welcome my newest grouchketeer, The Rizzler. You're going to fit right in. Heh-heh-heh!

@ShouldHaveCat Amazing toe beans come in many colors

All 4 of these cats paws have unique black/pink combinations

@csloantv Union just had a press conference confirming the deal

Source close to the negotiations tells me #NJTransit & Union representing engineers have a deal!!!! #njtransitstrike

Jomboy’s got the full breakdown. Stream the new episode on Hulu now!

ONE SHINING MOMENT 🙌 #MarchMadness