My parents when I was 16:
"We don't want a CD player in your car. You'll get in an accident fooling with it!"
My parents when I'm 44:
"We took back our rental car because it didn't have one of those laptops in the dash board."
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Stand Ups Sitting Down
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Stand Ups Sitting Down
@StandUpsSitting
A podcast dedicated to the art of stand-up and the comic's path to the stage.
Nashville, TN شامل ہوئے Ekim 2019
88 فالونگ50 فالوورز
Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.
Am I gonna die?
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There's a gas shortage and overall fuel panic going on in the southeast.
Happy National Odometer Day, everyone!
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Missed opportunity. Could’ve been Jive Turkeys.
Carolina Disco Turkeys@discoturkeys
The Carolina Disco Turkeys are the newest team in Winston-Salem, NC, and begin play this summer! We're excited to play our home baseball games at Truist Stadium as summer roommates of the @WSDashBaseball! More info: discoturkeys.com @MiLBPromos @UniWatch @sportslogosnet
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Thanks to @MainNashville for the nice article. mainstreet-nashville.com/life/brian-bat…
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Saw that a gym is offering free memberships to people who are unvaccinated because they believe in staying healthy the natural way. How many reps do I have to do to be immune from polio?
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AMERICAN HASI is out today on all major streaming platforms! We’re excited for you to see it 🤩 Go to americanhasi.com to stream on iTunes, Google Play, YouTube, Vudu, and more. Leave us a review wherever you watch ✨
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I hope a side effect of the vaccine is not remembering the last 8 months
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Man, @brianbatescomic was on 🔥🔥🔥🔥 in the "Malls" ep. of @NatelandPodcast !!
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This is a mistake. They should have booked me. With almost no fans allowed, you need an entertainer who is used to a different type of energy in the room.
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
The NFL has announced that @theweeknd will perform during the halftime show of Super Bowl LV 🎵
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We'll be there!
Well not THERE there...
Mike Birbiglia@birbigs
Ever wonder what a virtual standup show is like? I'm doing 4 more on Thanksgiving weekend. I never thought I'd say this but they're really funny & spontaneous & bizarre & I love doing them. It's like we're all connected for an hour with jokes. Tix: birbigs.com
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Nashville comedy was always great with @zaniesnashville and comics like @natebargatze @kathleenmadigan @johnbcrist & @renocollier but now with @stevebyrnelive @joshwolfcomedy and @TheoVon Nashville is on fire. Check out Zanies on Monday’s for Mystery Monday’s!
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It makes my soul happy to see a packed @zaniesnashville on a Monday night.
With an unknown lineup, no less.
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Go for two and end this thing, @NDFootball! We all want to watch Dave Chappelle host SNL.
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If you can’t handle me at my day before the election 2020 you don’t deserve me at my perusing a menu in 2010
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Literally the only good thing about being a Vandy football fan is @natebargatze
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