Steven “Pecker Spanker” Perrywinkle

Yall fw my trash can coozie

@EdgarJohnstone Ahhh fuck. Ball up top

@StevenPerrywink Great play call Steve, only problem is that it’s a social tonight and her house is not in it.

Invited to pregame w her and go out w her but have a bartending shift in 15 minutes #CruelAndUnusualPunishment

@cardboardow Yea it taste like fish

@StevenPerrywink does it taste like fish or jus bait

Couldn’t pass up on the new cans

@BMadikof They were sold out of 30 racks and these were the last two 12s

@StevenPerrywink Why would you ever only buy 24?

Slop wrapped in a blanket

@bendbrown15 I’m hiding this

@StevenPerrywink Because it has a picture of a retail store on the front?

@PolymarketBlitz @nypost He don’t give a fuck about rehab

JUST IN: Puka Nacua has entered rehab per @nypost

@HullAndHeritage I would get lost in those cahonas

Rack of the day

@PoleSpray Your pops is on a fucking roll

Thanks for the proof pops. I almost thought it was an April fools joke 👍

Exam was cancelled because the prof fucked up the versions. Beer to celebrate?

@HeftyMarty Steven here

Just trimmed my gopher. Who’s horny? #happymonday

#MutualMonday reply to this and I’ll tell you what Porsche Paint-to-Sample color you are. Starting to get creative with this stuff.

Hawk tini? More like hawk tuah #lank #buzzword

@scootdickerson Fuck. You look so damn good

pajamas dox, hope everyone had a blessed sunday and attacks this comin work week

I just let up 6 runs on mlb co-op with my boys

@StevenPerrywink #dominate that beer

About to drink a #beer