Hardwood

@RealMikeyBets Love you too, Go Pack Go

@SuperStinks Thanks man you’re a good guy love you

Daughters first game yesterday

@KFCBarstool The guy can’t even top Mintzy in his own element, why do we follow this “Rico” guy

As Ryders we cannot let this stand!! This weekend was his Magnum Opus!! When MJ won his 6th ring does he not get credit because he was “just being himself?” When David Ortiz hit his billionth walk off did other teammates get the credit??? Is Austin the star of Pizza Reviews??

@sondraa Goodnight, I bet those tan lines be poppin

goodnight say it back

@hannahcmontoya Front porch looking great today

pretending twitter is my ig story pt. 1 bajillion. happy easter! 🐣🐰

@CorinnaKopf Gonna miss those awesome rocking tits

she did, actually 🙂

@tBushGaming @lilsamsquanch66 Head Bunny Sas

Happy Birthday to the Founder and 0% Owner of Telluride Bush @lilsamsquanch66 🌳

@oonacmccaughan Then you would know what the mouth of a guy 30 beers deep tastes like

What if we kissed at the Chainsmokers concert at the NCAA Final Four

@sondraa Extra Medium Dick Stinks

Big Dick Stanton

@sondraa I would say something like “nice rack” or “I can save you”. But in the spirit of a holiday weekend, I’ll just leave it at have a great day.

thriving

@StoolMintzy Now remember Mintzy, you DO NOT eat the newspaper

Good Friday Crawfish Boil in the North Carolina Mountains!

@poutyyrinna CK content while in a relationship is weak

howdy hunny

@JessNoFace Would leave it in. 10/10 times

sunny and 75 on a friday. alexa play fly by sugar ray

@hannahcmontoya Easy, Obviously a fall wedding on a ranch with mountains in the background. Next question

you are the dumbest person i’ve ever met do u want a spring or fall wedding

@nickysmokess @kingkrabbyp Pretty sure the doctors saw your IQ and told you not to reproduce buddy.

Although it wasn’t planned @kingkrabbyp and I are having a baby!! Barstool baby may be a thing after all😂

@HereLiesDanger Id pee in your butt. Would that help?

@stoolpresidente You should try dominoes

I’ve been to Indy and done pizza many times. My experience is Indy is very much not a pizza city. Any places I need to hit this weekend?

@hannahcmontoya Or he’s pulling his goalie

if he didn’t like the selfie on ur story it’s bc he’s crying due to how beautiful you are & cannot possibly wipe his tears away quickly enough to swipe up btw

@sondraa No, I wake up and it feels like someone superglued my eyes shut. Thanks a lot allergies

Anyone else have those days where you wake up and it feels like your anxiety just kicked you in the titty? Because same

@ByRyanWood God damn it I miss Malik

A detailed explanation from Ed Policy on why he gave Matt LaFleur a “multi-year” contract that represented a “very significant commitment,” not a “prove-it” contract. “Frankly, the fact I was being asked is firing him even an option, I was a little bit shocked by that.”