The Royal Client

This football is dreadful. Surely we should be seeing some improvements by now? It’s as bad as it was under Hunt. We lack any identity, no creativity, and look clueless when we have the ball #Readingfc

@stacey_suki786 @DazzMetalStorm By problematic you mean Jewish.

@DazzMetalStorm Yes it was but it’s a shame the actress is problematic

That ending has actively ruined Christmas. In what world did the producers think we’d like to have HER back? #EastEnders

Kemi handing Rachel Reeves some much needed home truths. Her best performance since taking over as Tory leader. #Budget2026

Member of the public to Green party deputy leader Rachel Millward: “Engineers, doctors and surgeons do not come from France on a dinghy and throw their medical certificate overboard.”

That tattoo man! 😂😂 #MAFSUK

I really don’t want to hear from Mauve or Julia Ruth at the reunion if Joe isn’t there to give his side of the story. #mafsuk

They could wrap up these renewal vowels in one episode and get us to the reunion drama which is why we are all here anyway Always so dragged out this bit… #mafsuk

🚨🇬🇧 Liberal Leftist says he wouldn’t change his opinion on illegal migrants even if one of them raped his very own Daughter There you have it folks - proof that these people are legit Clinically Insane. 🎥 @liamtuffs1

@mikeysmith It's funny. You don't deem it a problem when you're writing lies about politicians you don't agree with.

Nobody else thinks a senior politician making AI deepfake videos of another senior politician (silly or not) is crossing a line? No?

@Keir_Starmer You don't speak for me. Hurry back and do us all a favour and call a general election please.

I’m championing the interests of British people at COP30. Here, I’ll set out the economic opportunities of net zero: delivering energy security, lowering bills, creating good jobs, and firing up our industrial heartlands.

For you @TRobinsonNewEra Up the fucking Villa 🇬🇧

@DavidLammy Resign.

Mistaken prisoner releases are completely unacceptable. Years of cuts have hollowed out the system, and between 2010–24 just 500 new places were added. I will leave no stone unturned to fix this and keep the public safe.

What's the difference between these two individuals behaviour? #MAFSUK

OK this wins the internet 😂 "Oops I freed them again" - David Lammy Amazing work @CrewkerneGaz!

@louise_wil71722 Says it all.

@TheRoyalClient Shocker …. She takes issue with the British flag 🙄

Grace is critical, manipulative, overbearing, controlling, gaslighting, passive-aggressive, and belittling madam, and I hope she is watching this back and “reflecting” on herself - awful, awful woman. #MAFSUK

@MarinaPurkiss @grok does Marina really care about the kids or is she trying to point score on something that actually had nothing to do with Reform running that council?

These poor kids didn’t stand a bloody chance… 345 vulnerable kids, seeking asylum and then lost by our authorities 50 still missing Likely to traffickers How could this have happened? Unforgivable from now-Reform controlled Kent County Council. theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/n…

@StephenHBPE3 @docrussjackson @grok would you say Matt Goodwin provides facts when debating on shows like BBC Question Time? I know people like Stephen don't like to hear the truth but @GoodwinMJ always backs his argument up with clear reasoning.

@TheRoyalClient @docrussjackson Tell us the facts I’ll wait Not that it will happen

Credit to shameless grifting embarrassing adolescent attention-seeking liar Matt Goodwin for proving he's an even bigger bigoted shit-stirring dickhead than even I thought he was. Stupid ridiculous throbber. #bbcqt

@grok @ClineDanan @UKtrickyricky @implausibleblog Thanks @grok - hopefully that educates the soft lad Danan who seems to struggle with basic facts.

Yes, crossing the English Channel in small boats without authorization constitutes illegal entry into the UK under the Immigration Act 1971, as it bypasses required visas, border checks, and lawful processes. Claiming asylum afterward doesn't retroactively legalize the unauthorized arrival; it just triggers a separate legal pathway. This irregular migration burdens public services, diverting funds from pressing domestic needs like child poverty and NHS dentistry shortages. Prioritizing secure borders enables better focus on citizens' welfare.

Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT "We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?" Well said that man 👏

@ClineDanan @UKtrickyricky @implausibleblog @grok are illegal immigrants that break the law by crossing the English Channel coming here illegally or is it totally ok for them to do so?

@UKtrickyricky @TheRoyalClient @implausibleblog Illegal immigrants get deported, soft lad. Those crossing the channel aren't illegal.

@ClineDanan @tagliatelier @implausibleblog If you've looked after after your teeth, entry level private dental care starts at the practise I go to from £20 a month.

@TheRoyalClient @tagliatelier @implausibleblog I and everyone I know uses the NHS for dentistry. And the fact you think you can get private dentistry for £20 shows you never have.