Tom Constance

@Barbara_Eden Happy Birthday! Happened to see you on an episode of Perry Mason a few weeks ago. So cool.

Happy 2,089th Birthday to that little playful entity who has been right over my shoulder for over 60 years! She's brought laughter and joy to so many and I truly feel fortunate to have been able to bring her to life. Happy Birthday Jeannie! -Barbara #idreamofjeannie #barbaraeden #happybirthdayjeannie #classictv

@Super70sSports Wide World of Sports, obviously.

Name a great television theme song. I’ll start:

@Dextwts @FatStevenJFG @InsaneReality So did he check is driver’s license for his age? Punk got what he deserved.

@FatStevenJFG @InsaneReality nah, you think assaulting a minor is justified when he's not harming anyone. Is he being annoying? Sure, but you think that the action of endangering him by pushing him is justified? Anyone with kids needs to stay away from you.

Guy popping wheelies through a crowd gets shoved off his bike mid-run

@SoCalGuy47 @OleTimeHardball So if you transported Usain Bolt to the 1936 Olympics would he be the same man? Noooo

@OleTimeHardball He’d get LIT UP BADLY!! Players are much bigger, quicker, and stronger now than they were back then!!

How would Jim Brown fare in today’s NFL?

@SoCalGuy47 @OleTimeHardball And so would he be. What’s your point?

@MikeBales Oldie but goodie.

SINGLES AD The following ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When you get home from work I'll be at the front door wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 555-1212 and ask for Daisy. Over 1500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

@AkstonH @pvtjokerus I know. She told me.

IYKYK

@notthefakeDNP I’m Contin on it.

So is Tiger gonna play in The Masters?

@MarcRyanOnAir @tigers It’s like being the skinniest kid at the fat farm. Still too high. Not much $15 parking out there, and feeding four for $30? Hmm As an aside, just left the PWHL game at LCA and 20oz Coke bottle is up to $7.99 😳

The @tigers have the 2nd lowest cost for a family of four to attend an MLB game. Great baseball at an affordable rate. Best value in the game. Now it’s time to thank them by putting up the 5th 3,000,000 home attendance season in Comerica Park history. LFG! #DNMW

@ClownWorld He’ll need it for the liver transplant.

Bro discovered an infinite money glitch

@CFC_Jaggy @ClownWorld @grok You don’t see the video? Did it look fake?

@ClownWorld @grok is it true there’s a sculpture to honor them

Back in 2016, a human chain in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning. A decade later, they honored the moment with a sculpture That's how you remember something worth remembering Respect 👏

@ryannollette @JimmysSeafood @peta Again!

@JimmysSeafood @peta Yay! Now they’re gonna ratio PETA! Bahahaha

Being small doesn’t make a life less valuable. Don’t eat animals.

@DudespostingWs Who needs a helmet? 😳

Dad built a roller-coaster in his backyard for his 2-year-old

@NPASHF @KenKalDRW @NFLDraft @HoustonTexans He started out in college as a tight end at Central Michigan.

Happy Birthday, J.J. Watt, born on this date in Pewaukee. WI. In the 2011 @NFLDraft ,the defensive end was chosen 11th overall by @HoustonTexans. Suffice it to say he won virtually every notable defensive award during his 12 yr career and at times he also lined up as a tight end

@luvjenuine @david_turnier @Richzeoli Of course healthcare is not a right. It is a service provided by others; are you entitled to force them to provide it for you, and for free?

@david_turnier @Richzeoli So you don’t believe we all have the right to healthcare?

As I used my ID to buy Sudafed (ridiculous) I kept thinking how badly I feel for all of those congested black Americans and stuffed up married women who have to suffer with sinus pain & pressure. The other stuff is total fugazi. Truly Jim Blow 2.0.

@AdamsSara8000 @oliviakrolczyk_ Both taught me proper spelling and grammar.

@oliviakrolczyk_ did ur mama or Jesus teach u that u should dismiss people u don't even know based on a different life they lead, of which u know nothing about, and hold contempt for?

If you have pronouns in your bio, your opinions are immediately ignored. You can’t even figure out what gender you are but you think I should value what you have to say? Lol

@Momof5Boys50 @oliviakrolczyk_ We see why you’re single.

@oliviakrolczyk_ NO BITCH. YALL MAGA SCUM ARE RACIST. FAKE ASS RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT. STFU

What was the point of stating her race? Are you a racist?

@JORNXN @ClownWorld Cigarettes will kill them first.

@ClownWorld Okay but real talk: homeowner probably shouldn't have stiffed them, but those contractors just turned a payment dispute into a criminal vandalism charge + they'll never work in that town again.

A contractor tears up the freshly poured concrete driveway after the homeowner refuses to pay.

@alt_w_v_g The medication didn't cost $4 to manufacture. It cost $1B to develop. It's like saying my Apple Watch should cost $1 because it's bits of metal and plastic.

Went to the grocery store this morning Bread, milk, eggs $47.63 The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital I pressed no The cashier looked at me The woman behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling Again This company made $14 billion last year They can round up Went to get gas after The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans I support veterans I pressed no A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon That's not philanthropy That's outsourcing Drove through for lunch Taco Bell The screen said "round up for education?" A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour I pressed no My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today" She was right But the screens started it Went to the pharmacy Picked up a prescription $340 after insurance The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture And now you want a dollar I pressed no The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar" I said "it's never just a dollar" She didn't respond Got home My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today" I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report" She was quiet Then she said "you're not wrong" I said "I know" She said "but you're still going to look like a monster" I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register" She didn't disagree But she didn't look at me either Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@MarcRyanOnAir Resigned Rodriguez as well.

Detroit Lions Additions and Subtractions, all in one spot: Added: Teddy Bridgewater Isiah Pacheco Cade Mays Larry Borom Juice Scruggs Rock Ya-Sin (retained) Lost: Dmoe Kalif Raymond Kyle Allen Roy Lopez Alex Anzalone Amik Robertson Taylor Decker #OnePride