Tom St. Syber

@VerizonSupport @VerizonSupport Update: A very nice Verizon tech arrived at 1140 and just finished up fixing the issue. He confirmed he was notified of the appointment right before he arrived. Thank you for addressing the issue. Please improve your scheduling system.

Tom, I'm so sorry that we dropped the ball on this appointment. However, thank you for letting me know the appointment was rescheduled. If you're open to it, I can track this for you as we want to make right on this slipped appointment. Please feel free to send a direct message, and we can partner together through a secure chat where I can get some of your account information to track today's rescheduled appointment. ^BVW

@VerizonSupport your customer service sucks. On the Wednesday your automated system scheduled a technician appointment for today. I called at 1030 to see why I hadn't received an update and now your system says there are no appointments associated with my account.

@VerizonSupport I just spoke with one of your Indian call center folks. Your system screwed up and did not inform any technicians of my appointment. Now I have to wait for someone to get here between 1300-1500. That's an entire day wasted because of your inability to do a simple task.

Hi, I'm Bernie with the Verizon Fios Social Media team! I'm sorry for the headache this has caused you. I'm ready to do everything I can to get this escalated for you right now. As our next step, please join me in a secure chat. Through it, I can get private information to locate your account in a safe manner, and determine what's creating this problem. How does that sound? ^BVW

And I've been on hold for 25 minutes.

Just me, huh. Great. So it's another attempt to show how much my severe cyber admirers like me. You're so sweet.

Is everyone else's @SimpliSafe alarm going off for no reason?

@elonmusk I would like to be part of the early public access, please. I imagine it will be like getting in on the ground floor of a space elevator.

𝕏 Money early public access will launch next month

I fed Claude a list of a few thousand commands for different operating systems and asked it to organize them better for quicker access. Then I asked it this. It's been working for over an hour... I'm scared.

Oh for ducks sake, now the Russians are trying.

@ronnieadkins Were you so POG as to be able to make questionable Halloween decorations in your compound?

I am the final POG boss and your POG test is knowing the shade of red used for identifying objective names in targeting meeting slides. Nobody will take my POG crown.

Anyone else have Grok crawl your LinkedIn profile? Kinda creepy, Elon.

Can he break it? Yes he can.

RIP @usairforce good ideas.

Y'all, please don't mess with elevators.

@EFF #badgelife

Warm, innit?

@_Invadergirl @ImposeCost When the muse strikes. Great art cannot be rushed.

@TomStSyber @ImposeCost I’ll get on it!

@TomStSyber @_Invadergirl Congratulations!

@_Invadergirl @ImposeCost I look forward to another hacker inspired painting.

@TomStSyber @ImposeCost Can do another similar style and version

@_Invadergirl @ImposeCost I'm sorry I missed the original HACKED. Any chance on a second version? invadergirlart.com/collections/ar…

@TomStSyber @ImposeCost 😏🏴‍☠️don’t mess around here

Hey, MSS. Sending in the C-Team isn't going to cut the mustard.