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“I guess I don’t know what I was ‘expecto’-ing,” writes Rebecca Alter. The first teaser trailer for HBO’s TV adaptation of ‘Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone,’ which came out on Wednesday, looks like the original ‘Harry Potter’ movie, but much grayer. The sets — like Hogwarts, the Hogwarts Express, the Quidditch pitch, and Harry’s little room under the stairs — are just as you remember them, with slightly worse lighting and some tiny, unplaceable details altered. The characters are dressed and styled like they were in the movies, too, but their faces are all different.
“In these ways, watching this all-new look at a sort of new ‘Harry Potter’ is like having a dream where you go back to your elementary school, and it’s uncanny enough to teach you the lesson that you can never go back in time,” writes Aalter.
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@SenWarren @fuckyouiquit too bad you knee capped the only presidential candidate who would have implemented such a tax code at he behest of the democratic party during the 2020 primaries. 🐍
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@PepesDancing @AxelTalksFilm now Ron can say, "You've got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Just there."
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@AxelTalksFilm She literally looks like she's covered in dirt
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@andypatriot369 @drtaubraun yeah because you definitely can't program a clanker to be partisan, right @grok? 😂
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@drtaubraun Thank god. No more partisan teachers. Just the programmed basics.
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I hope every teacher in the world just realized what just happened. Your replacement is here. Good luck and godspeed. Many of us have been trying to warn you.
HighImpactFlix@HighImpactFlix
BREAKING: This awkward moment just happened at the White House.
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@MattConvard if they make it through season 2 I will be stunned. everything they've done up to this point seems like intentional sabotage
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to put things into perspective, the total runtime of the movies covering 7 books is around 16 hours
The first season of this show covering *only the first book* has 8 episodes that are each an hour long…
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
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@MomsPostingLs @CuriosityonX yes I'm sure the intergalactic invasion force is totally unaware of space-time distortion and will be dazzled by our gay antichrist spy weapon
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@CuriosityonX Imagine when they pull up thinking it's swords and shield, and find out we have Palantir
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Gay men love sucking dick
A lot of you seem to believe women fundamentally do not enjoy sex or desire men at all
𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀@eattmilo
women do not enjoy svcking d*cks they only do it to satisfy us
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@PotterWorldW yeah wtf could they not find a big fat fuck in this whole wide world of big fat fucks?
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@GodsBurnt he is rich because our government funnels money into his failed projects.
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The richest man on earth offered to pay federal workers out of his own pocket and the government said no.
Read that again.
They don’t want us to win, they never did.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: White House has rejected Elon Musk offer to cover TSA worker pay, per Reuters.
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@FoxNews Everyone I know approves of President Trump! This is Bull-💩💩💩
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FOX NEWS POLL: President Trump’s approval rating dipped to 41% in March, and 59% of registered voters now disapprove of him — the highest disapproval of either of his terms.
Republican approval fell to a second-term low of 84%, down from 92% last March.
Among Democrats, 95% disapprove, marking the fourth time this term Democratic disapproval of Trump reaches a record high. Among independents, 25% approve and 75% disapprove.

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@Vivek4real_ trump crime family will rugpull everyone and delegitimize the space
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@DaroniusS85133 @karlykingsley to appease Israel so they don't release the tapes of him graping minors
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@karlykingsley donald trump explained it clearly and distinctly in his first speech on the matter.
just listen to him.
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@SeverusChud Y’all should just suck up this bs agenda about “in the books” crap…the movie already gave you what’s “in the books”. now just coz you not watching this amazing show wouldn’t affect it in views or sales in anyways!!! Bye bye 👋🏾👋🏾
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I’m sorry, but this is just ridiculous. Race swapping Snape and most of the students, including Hermione, completely kills the immersion in HBO’s Harry Potter show.
Snape was written as a thin, greasy haired man with a pale, sneering face. Turning the story into one about racism destroys its internal themes, and ruins the story.
This show was over for me the moment it chose tokenism over staying faithful to the books.


DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
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@sausa270 @patriottakes Yep, but trying to draw a correlation between a hat she wore, her fucked up actions and 76 million other people is a bit too far, would you agree?
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@justalexoki oh my god it would be SO much hotter if I wasnt allowed to do it
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@pete_rizzo_ and then trump and his crime family will find a way to rugpull everyone and further delegitimize the space
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BREAKING: THE WHITE HOUSE JUST OFFICIALLY CLEARED THE RULE TO PUT #BITCOIN IN EVERY AMERICAN'S 401 (k)
$12 TRILLION OF POTENTIAL CAPITAL INCOMING
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE 🚀


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@tyler02020202 this is going to get 2 seasons before its cancelled and everyone involved is black booked like the star wars sequels
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despite it being a fantasy series sourced from PG children novels nothing about this trailer (color grading, no actual magic shown, lack of whimsy, set design, etc.) is indicative of something that’s marketed at children. on the other hand it’s perfect for infantilized adults
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
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