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@funto_peter @king_elmanda Na real account o, ewee😭

@king_elmanda No be lie, na hunger. GTBank 0126592514

I remembered when Bola Ahmed Tinubu in his campaign talked about widening the Tax net, Obidients which included me at the time run around with it and jokingly mocked him by calling him a tax collector. On a closer observation over time I realised that given the conditions of the economy, it made no sense not to have an effective tax system. Governance needs money to run and in our case trillions of dollars has been sunk into subsidy on fuel and dollars. What Nigerians should appreciate this administration for especially on the tax law is that the government realised it needs money through tax but at the same time shouldn't place the burden on the people. The poor and the vulnerable wouldn't pay and payments only increases as income/profits increases. The elites who saw this as a direct attack on their wealth used gullible Nigerians to fight the tax law. This is one of the reasons I don't rate Obidients. They're not the smartest.

@AskMichaelTaiwo I think each number stands for a particular style of play and trust me, they are smart enough to remember 100 of these plays. So much love for that country

I've watched this clip three times now and I'm still not sure whether to laugh or take notes. Because on one hand, yes, this is absolutely unhinged. But on the other hand... it worked, didn't it? The man didn't accept the problem as fixed. He looked at it differently, found an angle nobody else was using, and executed. That's actually the whole game, right there, dressed in chaos.

@sportingking365 Sweden never show you their true colors before na why

Ivory Coast 🇨🇮 1-1 🇪🇨 Ecuador Sweden 🇸🇪 2-0 🇹🇳 Tunisia

@OgarEmmaOwogeka They will soon figure you out and stop minding your ass 😂😂😭

Haters are still following me🤣🤣🤣 Village people everywhere!!!

@CrowAr_bets Ewee

Escalera paso 5 🪜 Voy a borrar la cuenta si estos tipos le hacen un gol a Alemania.

@Emmanuel_extra They are printing ballot papers instead. We are in a battle

I never see any APC/Tinubu person wey dey do this PVC drive😂

@PeterObi And before you start criticizing him, remember PO is not your problem!! so save your energy

What Our Pervasive Insecurity Requires: A Holistic not Reactive Approach. In a hasty effort to be perceived as attentive and courageous, it is reported that President Bola Tinubu has approved the recruitment of about 1000 forest guards for Oyo State. This is a further demonstration of poor leadership and attending to very serious governance and security issues with a reactive approach. It is the same reactive approach that led to the sudden removal of fuel subsidy and floating of the Naira that has caused irreparable damage to ordinary Nigerians and the economy. While recruiting more security personnel for Oyo state and the country is important, it should be done in a more organised and well-thought-out manner. Presently, almost all the 36 states in Nigeria are experiencing different forms of insecurity, with Oyo, Plateau, Kwara, Kogi, Borno, Katsina, Anambra, Niger, Imo, and Sokoto being very alarming. The question, such as the reactive approach of our President, is whether all the states will receive the same approval to recruit 1000 forest guards per state, that is 37, 000 forest guards for the 36 states and Abuja or is the recruitment approval based on the mood of the President? Moreover, with the approval for Oyo, what will happen to the Amotekun Corps that is trying its best to secure South-West Nigeria?. Will they be disbanded in Oyo state? The pervasive insecurity we currently have is directly related to the failure of our ecosystem, particularly leadership. It is only failure in leadership that can lead to the death of over 10,000 innocent Nigerians since 2023, and Nigeria is ranked among the top-most terror-affected countries in the world. Addressing our insecurity situation requires a holistic or what can be described as an ecosystem approach. With failure in leadership, there is failure in unifying our dear nation, failure in industrialisation, failure in harnessing our abundant resources in agriculture, minerals, tourism, water, sports and even oil and gas to effectively generate required revenue, growth and particularly jobs for our exponentially growing youth population. A New and Productive Nigeria will be POssible, and we will be OK! -P0

@aonanuga1956 What the actual fvck!!

The police have also arrested this Nigerian who made an alarming post about Abuja’s security, spreading fear among citizens. By arresting him, the police have sent the clear message that reckless users of the social media won’t go Scot free.

@holardamolar Japan all the way!!!

Funny how I still haven’t even decided the Nation I’m rooting for in the World Cup😂 Supported Belgium in 2018 World Cup- Go eliminated in the semis by France (winners) Supported Argentina in 2022- Went ahead to win the trophy. Messi 🐐 2026- Definitely not Portugal. Argentina again? 🤔

@bloomstarbms Ever since I realized that most atheist are atheist cos they hate God, I don't take them seriously 😂

I mean, look at the galaxies, look at the universe, look at plants, flowers, birds, the fishes, other animals, look at babies, the conception, the development, the birth, their growth, and to you it's not orderly arranged? Look at the human brain, the human anatomy, look at the human eyes, and many other marvelous things around. and then conclude there is no God, and you're an atheist?? i am sorry but you're obviously not alright.

@GuyMr10 See how she's looking so wicked 😂😂

Ebonyi State Borehole Project in 2026 💔

@Emarged You are a niqqa after all

Real ones can never forget her sextape.

@Dee_9889 Post Gumi's picture and say something about him

How can you protest as a Pastor when fuel was ₦95, but now that it’s ₦1,350 you’re saying Let’s pray?

@UnkleAyo We are wicked citizens walahi 😂😂

Elderly people in Nigeria leave you with very strong contrasting emotions. A lot of them are irrevocably stupid. It's not even ignorance, or Stockholm syndrome. Just deliberate stupidity. And yes they see all that's happening through social media, they're all on Facebook.

@433 Raphinha, Gordon, Yamal, Lopez, Alvarez

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐀’𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐁𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐙 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐃, €𝟏𝟎𝟎𝐌 ⚠️ Barcelona have made a first official bid for the Atlético striker, several sources in Spain confirm. 👀 President Joan Laporta is personally leading the negotiations and want to wrap it up quickly. 🤝 Alvarez has told those close to him in clear words: “𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗔”. 💬

@MasterBolaji This shit is all engagement farming.. Be reporting these fuckers for terrorism. If 1k people report his ass. Page will be banned.

Nobody is too big for the govt. Nnamdi Kanu thought he was invincible until he found himself eating watery beans in Sokoto prison. El-Rufai is currently dealing with his own issues. If you think you are untouchable because of social media clout, my dear, you're very easy to get.

@SenRemiTinubu @statehouse_Fl You did it 😭

MESSAGE BY THE FIRST LADY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, HER EXCELLENCY, SENATOR OLUREMI TINUBU, CON, ON CHILDREN’S DAY 2026 (WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2026). As we celebrate this year’s Children’s Day, I extend my well wishes and heartfelt love to every child across our great nation. This year’s theme, “Future Now: Promoting Inclusion for Every Nigerian Child,” reminds us that the future we desire for our children must begin today. Our children are not just the leaders of tomorrow; they are active participants in shaping our present. My message to children on this special day is to take ownership of today in a responsible and purposeful manner. The future you desire is shaped by the choices you make now. It is important to stay focused, make wise decisions, and use your time productively. A brighter tomorrow cannot be achieved by pursuing destructive or unrealistic paths, but by building your character, discipline, and a commitment to learning and growth. Happy Children’s Day to all our wonderful children! 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐮, 𝐂𝐎𝐍⁣ 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚

@Lilly_bat98 Not football, they didn't get it right calling it soccer

Micheal roasting Americans is next level 😂

@JustDirmax I think he was indirectly attacking Simi

Brain Jotter don jam unprofessional witch 😂😂

@miqelda 20 years difference between them 😂😂

Cilic na agent of shaytan 😭🤌🏿