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@BtheShagger @UberEats @GordonGram It's irony mate

@VLADMZK @UberEats @GordonGram Maybe but doesn't make it any less of a sellout moment lmao

Don’t let @gordongram catch you cooking when there’s 40% off matchday favourites on Uber Eats.

@BtheShagger @UberEats @GordonGram I think that's the point mate

@UberEats @GordonGram There's something kinda ironic about Gordon Ramsey advertising Uber Eats

@Vermontious Damn that's pretty peak

There was a cat being put down back of house and the last thing it ever saw was Harry Kane score that goal

@TonyMichaelX "Well hey, I'm real sorry."

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

@Vermontious Your tongue is shockingly long I bet you do a good rim job

Nobody can pull off a concussion like I can

@Vermontious It ain't easy being cheesy

So sorry for once again being right about fucking everything lmao

@EoghanConmey @NoContextBrits At least it's not Oasis or Coldplay

@NoContextBrits Imagine confining a living creature in a space where The Smiths play on repeat. Mankind's cruelty truly knows no bounds.

@sparrow_jrs @NoContextBrits Oh behave it's more than a dog deserves these days

@NoContextBrits The Smiths? Break that window and allow him to escape immediately

@OKTornadoDB @Pringles Herpes

Hey @Pringles wth is this in my chips?

@Keir_Starmer This is adorable. Thanks Kier

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

@Ricardo81910242 @TheMafiaPoint In the movie he's literally more Cuban than Cuban

@TheMafiaPoint I prefer the original. I can never buy Al Pacino as a cuban.

Is the original Scarface unjustly overlooked?

@JackRigbyXXX @thealphaotto @ScottReedSub Wtf

“There is severe humiliation on the Victoria Line.” — @thealphaotto @ScottReedSub

@TheRyanNYC @orange_peelbeef SHE WAS A HOOAAAAA

@orange_peelbeef No, he murdered his most successful biggest earner over a fckn horse.

Was Tony Soprano a good boss?

@creepydotorg He looks like a Manson follower lmao

Stephen King Stephen King in the 70s in his 70s

@Vermontious YES

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@RealEmirHan Wow even Tarentino has missed the point of the movie.

Quentin Tarantino says Stanley Kubrick was a hypocrite. "His party line was, I’m not making a movie about violence, I’m making a movie against violence.” “It’s just, like, Get the f**k off. I know and you know your d!ck was hard the entire time.”

@Benleo Just what I need to hear before ordering... anal sex.

I know I’m late to this but I can’t actually believe that Hello Fresh advert is real. Not because it’s LGBT, I’d say the same if it was a heterosexual post. I just can’t believe society is so openly degenerate now. Sex is a sacred thing. This is a food company ffs. Why does everyone have to shout about who they sleep with?

@Vermontious very cute x

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@Vermontious @LeeTESFM14 Never give up mate

@LeeTESFM14 You know what, its becoming easier by the day. Its hard walking by the shops not going in for drinks but once I'm home it gets easier Especially with how cunting busy works been

It has been 1 week since I drank at home

Honey they're digging up tweets from 10 years ago again