Divine
55 posts


You don’t want to date a guy who looks like this, they all have the personality of a cardboard and the emotional intelligence of a customer service bot of an online retail store
🐩@busylizzbee
woah WHO is this
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@fwdaniels Use dumbells, cut the weight down significantly, and slow down the speed of the exercise by 50%. Big contraction at the end of each rep.
That’ll get those pecks pumped.
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I am unemployed and it takes effort to hit just 10k steps a day. Like I am taking a hike up a mountain every day to reach this goal. People who say they get 20k steps in a day are probably lying.
bud wiser@w0rdgenerator
How unemployed do you have to be to hit 20k steps a day
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@BatmanHealthist You took all of that just to look like I do after drinking and smoking a pack of cigs every day for 2 years
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@VERYKOOLLUKEY @hexumlite Your brain is probably permanently cooked from that
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@hexumlite Feel that bro they put me on addy and SSRIs and took my foreskin
Your parents were just trying there best, unfortunately not everyone knows better
GGs
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I wish my parents weren't retarted. How the fuck did they get psyopped into putting a nigga on 70 mg vyvanse at 5 years old? Fucking retards man
In this video I rant about this, how stupid were our parents. Im genuinely curious. Couldve been way taller if i got better nutrition didnt fucking eat because of that shit Brain probably fucked up too
If you want more relatable rants follow kick: hexumlite
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@WestsideLAGuy He probably cant get a second date because he goes on reddit for datin advice
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He violated multiple first date rules.
First, he did dinner, idiotic.
Second, the conversations were friendly but lacked sexual tension & male-female polarity.
Third, he failed to physically escalate.
Laughing a lot is actually a negative.
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
Why can’t he get a second date?
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@VERYKOOLLUKEY @griffisu in high school i had 0 pain 0 problems 0 dental issues & my wisdom teeth were like 70% in place already and still they said "let's just take them just in case" and i agreed like a RETARD
got to eat vicodin and skip school and play runescape for like a week tho. silver lining.
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wisdom teeth deniers in disbelief
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: Wisdom teeth contains stem cells that aid in repairing the heart, brain and bones, recent research says.
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@ThinkInPeach This is exactly what’s wrong with women. They want us to excite them and create a fantasy for them. We want them to stop being such vapid, useless humans.
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Women fall for a fantasy.
Your Hinge profile kills it.
Picture this:
Pretty woman is lying in bed on a Thursday evening.
She comes across your profile. She's 25, wants a boyfriend and yours is the 30th profile she's seen.
You're a stranger. The same as the last 29 guys. In that moment, she creates a story about who you are.
Your profile is the only thing she has to write it with.
Most profiles give her nothing to dream about.
I had a client who wrote: "This year, I really want to... go scuba diving."
Nothing wrong with it. But it doesn't excite her imagination.
So I rewrote the exact same prompt like this: "This year, I really want to... scuba dive with manta rays and clownfish in Bali."
Suddenly she can visualise not just a time, a place, but a holiday together with you.
She's imagining what dating you -- having a relationship with you -- will feel like.
Most men kill the fantasy before it starts.
Give her something to dream about.
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@peptidemaxxer @p8stie How would you know if you don't have friends
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@p8stie men and women can’t be friends. one side gets friendzoned and that’s it
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I mostly stopped caring about fashion when I realized that a jacked person looks good in anything and a scrawny nerd looks like shit no matter what he wears
monk@mechanical_monk
2 months in, gf is slowly menswearguying me before and after
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This was a month ago and I never fully recovered. I just keep getting sick and getting infections and in true Dutch fashion I refuse to go see a doctor about it. I have taken various things from the pharmacy that help alleviate some symptoms for some time but nothing seems to fully go away. Also having much more trouble sleeping
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@bronzeageshawty what ever happened to good ol ground beef and cigarettes to stay ripped
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I lost 30 pounds in 5 months on Chinese Peptides, eventually getting down to 100 pounds, 15 pounds past my initial goal. I felt good. Losing weight felt addicting. I wanted to see how far I could push the weight loss. and I took it until the ultimate limit before I started to seriously look emaciated.
I am now not focused on Skinny, I am focused on Strong. There is a time for Chinese Peptides and there is a time for nourishment and building up the body. Lisa Lyon is inspo.

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