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"Let's add 2 more Quarter Pounders and a 10pc just to be on the safe side" #IranRevoIution2026 #Iran #IranStrikes #Trump

@WhiteHouse Kinda sad we need Europe's help ngl

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📰 @nypost US allies need to get a grip — step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz

@AdameMedia Oh no, how will Donald Trump live without the support of despotic, human rights violating regimes that grant him lavish gifts. Where will he source his gold leaf from??

Qatar gave Trump a $400 million Boeing jet last may. In return,Trump approved Israeli airstrikes on their capital & has put their entire fuel industry in danger now. America has burned ALL credibility and authority in the Gulf, for Israel. This won’t be forgotten.

@thedailymemes_ Sometimes you just gotta throw your nuts over your shoulder and put the gas pedal threw the floor. YEE YEE

No stopping now.

@ProudSocialist Guys it's a fucking wednesday, can we chill

BREAKING: The Independent is reporting officials at the World Health Organization admit they are preparing for a “worst-case scenario” of nuclear weapons being used in the U.S. and Israel’s war against Iran. Iran has no nukes so that would mean the US and Israel would drop them.

@AutismCapital Ah so you have counter-strike autism

🚨NEW: This is a pretty insane update to Counter-Strike which changes the game completely. What this means is that when you reload, you reload an ENTIRELY NEW magazine, meaning that you can't mindlessly top off your gun. Whether you reload after using just one shot from a new magazine, or you have only one bullet left, it doesn't matter. A new magazine is a new magazine. Completely changes the game dynamics. Video example below 📸: @ThourCS2

@Osint613 Epic Fury was cool for 2 seconds, seems super lame now

U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force General Dan Caine will hold a press conference on Operation Epic Fury at 8 am ET.

@TheMaineWonk 4th option: Trump sends Vance and Stephen Miller on a highwy secwet mission deep into enemy territowy hunting for ayatollah's. Rest of us just go back to vibing and not starting a geopolitical firestorm

‼️‼️ TRUMP CONSIDERING THOUSANDS OF MORE TROOPS TO IRAN Key options discussed: - Secure Strait of Hormuz (air/naval focus, potential shoreline troops) - Ground forces to seize Kharg Island (90% of Iran's oil exports hub — risky but economically strategic) - Special ops to secure Iran's enriched uranium stocks (complex/high-risk) SOURCE: @Reuters

@jacksonhinklle Oh lawd, me and the fellas about to have to drop into Tehran all so an orange pedo doesn't have to release his Onlyfiles

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: The Trump administration is considering sending thousands of additional troops to the Middle East

@DjOmegaMVP Trump would win with these kinda numbers and still say the election was rigged. We know bitch. Ya rigged it.

RIP to the 0.7% 🙏🏾😂

@StatisticUrban Gotta be my boy Dr. Abdul El-Sayed

Who would you vote for in the Michigan Senate Democratic primary?

@Polymarket @rawsalerts lol

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson’s 2028 Presidential odds double, in the wake of rumors he may face criminal charges as a foreign intelligence asset.

Most intense day of strikes, but we still don’t have any justice for Renee Good or Alex Pretti. Say their names!!!! #ice #reneegood #alexpretti #donaldtrump theguardian.com/world/live/202…

Thank you for clearing that up Mr president

The @bigten is having its own me too moment. We must all boycott big ten sports and support women everywhere! Support the @SEC if you love women 10tv.com/article/news/l…

@JefferyParkins2 @JoJoFromJerz Oompa Loompa man has no shame.

@JoJoFromJerz Apparently it's also a golf hat.

Hey MAGA, I’m waiting for you to defend Trump’s refusal to remove his white baseball hat during the dignified transfer of our troops yesterday. Go ahead. Try to defend it. WITHOUT pointing to anyone else. Defend HIS actions. I dare you.

Damn there goes Kristi Noem’s retirement plan

@WSJ @WSJopinion @MaryAnastasiaOG Do the JetBlue holiday commercials in Tehran advertise a fab trip to Caracas?

From @WSJopinion: Are Iranian agents still in Venezuela? The Caracas regime has a history of cooperation with Mideast extremists, writes @MaryAnastasiaOG. on.wsj.com/4cHkA4p

@JesseCharlesLee @PanthersFan_Afr Ahh to be nepo babies of an oompah lompah with access to defense contracting influence

Trump family in full war profiteer mode.

@TheFP How many call options on oil stocks does Barron have now I wonder?

“The worst possible scenario for a military conflict in the Middle East is one that encompasses all the oil and natural producers in the Persian Gulf, halts all tanker traffic into and out of the Strait of Hormuz, and includes significant damage to oil and natural gas infrastructure in these countries,” Ellen R. Wald writes. “We aren’t there yet, but we’re getting close,” she argues. Read more: bit.ly/4bjsCxT

“Iran’s new supreme leader lost not only his father but his wife and mother in attacks by the USA and Israel” - yeah he’s probably gonna be chill about huh