ZackInTheBox

@TheBasedTrinity @KennyBurchard I realized after I commented, when I saw it was YOU who put it on my feed. “She would never… oh crap.”

@ZackInTheBox @KennyBurchard

Here are the reasons I became Catholic in 2019. 1. Honestly, I like praying directly to statues as though they are gods. 2. Look, I really just want to earn my own salvation. 3. I’m tired of confessing directly to Jesus. I want another mediator. 4. The Pope never sins or says anything wrong, and gets brand new revelations from God. I need a leader like that. 5. I want a second chance after I die. That’s what purgatory is. 6. I really want to worship Mary as a goddess and the honorary 4th member of the Trinity. 7. I’m sick of hearing the Bible at Church. Give me a Church where you never hear it one time even if you’re an altar boy and go to Catholic school your whole childhood. 8. I don’t think anyone but priests and nuns should be allowed to read the Bible. If you have one in your house it should be on the coffee table collecting dust. 9. I really hate thinking for myself. I need a religion where you don’t think. 10. I want to keep Jesus on the cross. Resurrection? Never heard of it.

@KennyBurchard @TheBasedTrinity 😭😭😭 He got me.

@ZackInTheBox @TheBasedTrinity

@greg16676935420 Not to be that guy, but this platform is called 𝕏.

Greg peacefully passed away in his sleep last night We will be shutting down his Twitter account in 3 days Please respect our privacy during this difficult time

@MotherGoose421 Oh that’s fowl.

I have a confession… I’m not a goose. I’m a duck. 🐥👀

@An_dres_art Dear Algorithm, Please adjust appropriately.

Me following all Japanese Catholic accounts on my timeline

My timeline is flooded with based Japanese posts. This can be fantastic.

@MagneticNorse There was nothing satisfying to watch about the caliper being used as a hammer. And what is up with their hand?

So satisfying to watch

@joinautopilot Headlines to explain the movement of the pull back for the monthly wicks.

BREAKING: The S&P 500 surges +2.5% on the day as Iran's President says they are ready to end the war "with guarantees." The S&P 500 has now added $1,400,000,000,000 today

Umpire incompetence or a Rulebook/ABS Mismatch issue? 🤔 This pitch may have been both: -a Strike according the rulebook strike zone (3 dimensional/starting at the front of the plate), and -a Ball, according to ABS (2 dimensional/measured at the middle of the plate).

@skinsmonkey That’s Jason Bourne.

The most random round in CS2 😆

@SperanzaIntel That man killing Timmy was a hero, as anyone who has seen his content would know.

Trolling with a Giant Bomb in Arc Raiders 😌 🎞️Timmy2Cans

@zeshmohmand Plus Taxes.

ایک آمریکی کی کہانی!! پیٹرول مہنگا ہؤا ہے, 116 ڈالر کی ٹنیکی فُل!! بس اِس آمریکی نے ٹھان لیا, 116 ڈالر Uber سے واپس کمانا ہے!! اور ان محنتی امریکیوں کے ٹیکس کا پیسہ ٹرمپ نیتن یاہو پر لٹا رہا ہے💔

I’m thinking people might want to start PvEing more.

@NoahCount61 @realKrisCruz Fear not.

@ZackInTheBox @realKrisCruz They told us what they would do if they got nuclear armaments. Do you and pope Bob believe it is God’s will to let your Islamic brethren overrun all of creation with their false religion of rape, murder, and slavery? 2 Samuel 22:35, Psalm 144:1 may also have some say here.

Interesting… Can the pope show me that statement in the bible?

@BravesVisionTV @Braves Painted.

Challenge ACCEPTED 😎

@itsmrbarrel They seem to not understand the art of painting the strike zone and this picture just shows how good the pitcher is.

Imagine setting up a physical piece of sheet metal, the exact size of the zone, and calling balls/strikes based on the "ting" of the ball clipping the metal (Wiffle ball does this). ABS is just the digital form of that, and people arguing this shouldn't be overturned are essentially saying the "ting" isn't loud enough.

@poperespecter1 @robbystarbuck It’s Holy Week, brother. The Demons and false worshippers are everywhere.

Stupid. This is a library that they allow anybody to enter and their scholars from all different religions that study there. There were some Muslims there that asked for some space to pray so they didn’t have to leave the building to do so and the library administrator gave them space to do it. This is not a big deal. It was not inside a church. It was not inside any sacred space. This is just a library and no big deal.

I was today years old when I found out that the Vatican setup a Muslim prayer room last year at the Apostolic Library. Am I the only one who finds this absolutely perplexing and sacrilegious?

@JayDyer @CrusaderOT His homily was based on Isaiah 1:15.

@CrusaderOT then hes a pacifist heretic

So God never heard any medieval papal prayers. LOL got it

@KevinWa77 @gonefishin1948 @BuzzPatterson The Traditions are based on the Scriptures. Including the less fun ones, which you just don’t want to do because they aren’t commercialized like Christmas and Easter.

@gonefishin1948 @ZackInTheBox @BuzzPatterson I like how you assume since you guys uniformly ignore the word of God for traditions, that every protestant sect also individually does so. Truly the pharisees of our time you people are.

This isn’t Biblical.