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Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments"

@loserbent You’re good. It’s the insane responses to a benign tweet that are terrible.

@_Zeets hey that's me

I just want to point out, that people on this app are deranged in a way that’s genuinely concerning

@TheLincoln The publisher could actually sue her, which makes that tweet so funny

Contracts have clauses such as a promise that YOU wrote the book. So, if true, there are no grounds to sue here. The author defrauded the publisher. x.com/LouisAnslow/st…

Welp. I've been expecting a scandal like this sooner rather than later nytimes.com/2026/03/19/boo…

lol if only there were other ways but I guess there are not

Yes, but that’s not what I’m talking about though.

@cathgibs I love that. As long as it sounds good lol

You should get to create a new surname together when you get married

I’m about to start pushing this going forward. Whisper it over and over until it starts gaining real steam and Joe Rogan has to talk about it as liberal craziness.

So much of the old naming conventions came down to “daughter of” or “son of” or whatever job your family did. Creating a new last name after marriage is just as valid as any of the other ways they were made.

@thecitybreathes Excellent

@_Zeets Me and my wife are planning on doing this

If they die, they die.

Whoa! FIFA send the hammer down! Your move, Bibi!

Might be one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard

Wisconsin lost to a university I didn’t even know existed

Sinners has wrapped up its theatrical and award show run. And what a run it was. I wrote a collection of six essays on it. 9500 words 🫠 With illustrations provided by @/bigsamart1 on IG. Available to read for subscribers of the Jenkins and Jonez Patreon Patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez

Hope there’s another conversation about an alcove

2 Fast 2 Bruges

@sailor_sag Was so disappointed that my boy didn’t want to be a demon and asked him to show his real power. And it was so good that he was disappointed later that Tanjiro wasn’t as strong.

One of the best tropes is villain that wants a great fight / challenge even if it means they die. Love when the hero does something incredible, and the villain congratulates them but wants to see them do even more.

This is beyond good or evil, this is about whether there’s someone out there that can excite them. And whatever evil they do, it’s only to bring out the hero that can take them down.