SCOTT 🫡

Soft Reminder!!!

not being able to solve your financial problems even your own imagination, is wild

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.

Prime, Netflix left Nigeria. TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why? Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer. Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them. There’s no light. There’s no regulation of rent. Data tariff increases depending on the network provider’s mood. Fuel is 1300 per liter. Fuel has become lighter, evaporates quicker. 5 liters of 2022 is not same as now. But yeah!!! Bring your tax. File your tax! I won’t give you job but if you create one for yourself, I still won’t make it easy for you because I’ll make sure bulk of your money goes to rent payment and electricity. And things will also get ridiculously expensive because $1 is 1450 naira. But yeah, FILE YOUR FUCKING TAX!!! We pay VAT per online transaction. We pay VAT per light purchase. We pay VAT per every purchase or transaction. But hold on… FILE YOUR TAX!!!! And no matter what ridiculousness that happens, we swear that the “next one” that will “definitely” be our tipping point. Bloody hell!

Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.

@darkvelvet02 @davidodami @Nobsdaslushhkid no it didn't... It approached his head gently, and went wayyy above it 😅😅😅

@davidodami @Nobsdaslushhkid Flew right past your head

And so what , do they have a Coastal road ?

@luxemiaa first guy was direct - "😋" second guy might lure you in with what he knows you wanna hear both might be after same thing... plus, we never got to see said Photo

@luxemiaa my takeaway: there's always another guy!!! also, you saw attention and detailing in the second guy, I see an artist interested in details of your tattoos and the painting behind you (your words), highlighting details of the photo, not of you.. have fun, Mia♡

@wtffolly_ other girls successfully and easily gotten, as promised. . now, back to you... what exactly was your aim with that question?

I have a date on Saturday and i jokingly asked him what would happen if I cancelled. He said, “Not a problem, I can easily get other girls.” Date successfully cancelled.

Sending me pictures of yourself just to post them later

a same situation scenario, - call Bestie (get a lay of the land, wat the issue might be) - call Dad n Mom (understand hw to deal wit it) - call Helper (u neva can tell wat's in store 4 u) - call Boss (my meal ticket) - call GF - call Friend - text EX (missed ur calls, u good?)

@Deethevan Bro, it's Plantain na.... I feel like you are under-reacting... you are not angry/emotional enough... Na Plantain oooo, broooo na wa for you ooo 🤣

Daddy, good evening, sir. I’m very sorry for disturbing you at this hour, sir. I know you are probably resting and watching the news, but I felt it was important to bring this matter to your attention before it gets out of hand. Sir, you remember your daughter that you handed over to me in holy matrimony…..yes sir, the same one we prayed over in church. Sir, there has been a development. Earlier this evening, sir, she fried plantain. Not small plantain o, sir. Golden brown, well-sliced, as a responsible husband and law-abiding citizen of the household, I positioned myself patiently, believing that in the spirit of marriage, partnership, and the vows we all witnessed that day, a portion would naturally find its way to me. But sir, nothing came. Sir, I’m not calling to fight. I just felt it was important that you, as her father, are aware of the operational pattern we are witnessing here. Maybe there was an instruction manual that did not get to me during the handover ceremony. All I’m asking for, sir, is guidance. Because if plantain can elude me today, tomorrow it might be fried yam, next tomorrow maybe asaro, and before you know it sir, we are dealing with a full-blown food distribution crisis in the marriage. Thank you for your time, sir. Please greet Mummy for me.

A woman is sending you food almost everyday… Always checking in on you… And you want her to still open her mouth and tell you that she likes you? Can’t you read the signs????

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes. I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting. She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.” I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table. What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe. I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said, “He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.” The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him. The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy. But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities. I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

I'd buy two rings???

@Viva_asubz Nigerian Maths

Person A - electricity is horrible Person B - electricity is terrible Person C - no power for 2 days ... Person T - na una know where una dey live o, I have enough electricity where I stay... a complete idiot

@M4mega 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Immediately, an inspiration dropped in my mind. Capture the sweat drops. I lifted my camera. Took just one shot. And that was it. That entire experience taught me something. Sometimes when God wants to use you, He places you on platforms that feel completely unrealistic or uncomfortable. And sometimes the positioning makes sense only after the moment has passed.

Might have to give a little reintroduction. My name is Megwara Favour, popularly known as Mega. I’m a 22-year-old Nigerian visual storyteller. Funny enough, the image almost didn’t make it to the selection phase. For reasons I couldn’t fully explain, it felt too basic to me. But my intuition told me to keep it. Let me tell you the story behind it.

@jamysax @pastor_iren said this and it has started

Can you imagine ??? We are not serious in this country If this amount of people match to Aso rock and hold the government accountable, Nigeria will not be where we are today

We were at a family get-together last Sunday. As the evening went on, my older aunties started doing that thing where they playfully complain about their husbands for a laugh. “Mine is basically my oldest child,” one of them said. “If I didn’t remind him, he’d forget his own head at home,” another joked. A few people laughed. The uncles just sat there, nursing their drinks, smiling that tight smile men use when they are the punchline but aren't allowed to get mad. Then, one of the women looked across the living room at my Aunty Ifeoma, waiting for her to chime in and throw her husband under the bus to keep the joke going. Uncle Obinna was sitting right next to her. He is a quiet man. He would never defend himself against “family banter” to avoid ruining the mood. My Aunty Ifeoma looked at the room and just said,
 “I don’t really have anything to add. Obinna is the most capable man I know. Honestly, he carries half my weight on his shoulders so I don't have to.” The room got a little quiet. Someone quickly changed the subject. But from where I was sitting, I saw Uncle Obinna’s hand gently cover her knee. His thumb just slowly stroked her leg once. We have completely normalized making husbands the punchline of every joke, and men are just expected to swallow it and smile. He didn’t need her to fight for him. He just needed to know that her respect for him wasn't conditional on the room they were in. It’s one thing to respect a man’s leadership in private.
 It’s a completely different kind of loyalty to fiercely protect his dignity in public. Watching them, that’s when I realized how heavily men carry the world, and what real, unshakable marriage actually looks like.

This is absolutely FALSE... Don't spread misinformation... Women's testosterone levels rise during ovulation, which causes an average Delilah wanting to devour an average Samson during that period... "Testosterone responsible for emotions and hysterics" 🤣🤣🤡

@Uche_Gloriaa Hot Juice, apparently

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