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@ChooseMuse are the muse servers down right now?

@erikpavia This probably happened because your fingers were supposed to be typing out a thread of 33 lessons you learned.

I didn’t get cake on my birthday so I went to Whole Foods for a gluten-free cake. I didn’t realize it was frozen, but I wanted cake so I tried to cut through it anyway. In my eagerness, I held the knife like an idiot. Now I have 3 stitches to celebrate 33 years.

@KicksFinder youtu.be/8bH57xymAno

Didn't want them anyway. They were trash tbh...

@erikpavia Forgot to mention whether you have had two whiskeys tonight.

Startups are hard and full of difficult confrontations. Here are 10 things startup founders can learn about confrontation from Will Smith and Chris Rock. 🧵👇

@WaveConnects That’s so different than what you said before. I’m blowing through cell phone data that is much more expensive than a functioning ISP.

@_wplusb We appreciate your continued patience while restoration efforts continue. "Estimated" restoration may be later this evening or into tomorrow. More information may become available as work progresses. At present we do not have added information we can offer. -Brent

Customers in south #SanFrancisco, #CA, our technicians continue to work on repairing damage to our fiber network. We expect services to be fully restored this afternoon. We will keep you updated on our progress. Thank you for your patience.

@WaveConnects What’s the update. Should be giving hourly updates at this point.

@WaveConnects @jcb10 So this is expected to be out a whole day?

@jcb10 Our technicians continue to work on repairing damage to our fiber network. We expect services to be fully restored this evening. We will keep you updated on our progress. Thank you for your patience. -Sarah

Good morning! We're back online and ready to help! -Brent

@WaveConnects What’s the ETA on this outage being fixed?

@WaveConnects What’s the ETA here? Incredibly frustrating for them to say last night they were on the scene fixing and this morning they say they don’t know where the problem is.

That's all for tonight! We will be back at 8am tomorrow! For immediate assistance, give us a call anytime 24/7 at 1-800-427-8686. -Brent

@erikpavia Hair style fire 🔥 though

This is the same shirt. The Erik is a different size. It’s crazy what large shoulders will do for a t-shirt. This is why my personal style directive is “Look good naked, add clothes.”

@erikpavia I’ll counter with “Good morning y’all!”

Using “y’all” at the end of a sentence doesn’t make it more authentic or convincing.

@americangiant Copped all three colors! Love these.

@_wplusb It dropped today!

Flannel so popular that last year it sold out in no time. It'll be back soon—stay ready and sign up for SMS so you're notified the moment it drops: bit.ly/2SkgkAN

@erikpavia Gotta make sure you treat yourself, don’t cheat yourself.

Cheat day is such a great psychological hack for getting into a clean diet: 1. It’s easier to stay disciplined when you know you can splurge in a few days. 2. Gorging on cheat day lowers your desire for food that makes you feel gross.

@erikpavia If no one yelled out “mom I’m 18 already” it didn’t happen.

Just stayed up until 1am playing Halo with childhood friends. Feels like 2006 all over again. (Except we’re in 3 different cities and I’m not drinking hyper-caffeinated soda at 11pm.)

@Walmart thought that I bought a nintendo switch from you last week that was supposed to be delivered today, then find out on backorder???

@AmazonFresh my order missed the delivery window this morning. Any way got me to check the timing of delivery? Still hasn't arrived.

@Sling what is error 4-415?

@Sling Trying to watch the Warrior Cavs game on sling and all i am seeing is a loading ring on my xbox. WTF sling?!