Ayman

@wsaminur I’m around bro. Forever working it seems. It’s been busy in pharma post pandemic. Well overdue a catch-up. Hope the fam are well and coffee soon 😊

@wsaminur @Cambridge_Uni @HomertonCollege @FoMo1989 What amazing news to wake up to! Keep rising Warsame. You make us all proud 👏🏽💚

A little late…honoured to be officially a @Cambridge_Uni masters student. I chose @HomertonCollege because of Simon Woolley our new Principal. Thank you for your decades long battle to ensure black voices are heard, represented and amplified. #BlackHistoryMonth @FoMo1989 📸👍🏾

You ok hun? @EE #eedown

@Yasmine23x Stop eating KFC!

My mums driving is so horrible I just threw up and she blamed it on me sleeping at 12.

@Arsenal Very brave move leaving the proposed Super League after the proposal collapses. Ashamed of my club #KroenkeOut

As a result of listening to you and the wider football community over recent days we are withdrawing from the proposed Super League. We made a mistake, and we apologise for it.

@Yasmine23x @tpwkbasma

Thinking about the time the taxi driver in Dubai told my sister @tpwkbasma and I that we talk wayy too much and that women always give him headaches.

KT in the away dressing room right now. What a half. What a goal. What a baller. Put that boy on ice! #WBAARS #COYG

@Yasmine23x @aahamdayy Never speak to me again

@aahamdayy @afromative Sorry to let you down @afromative

The amount of times I’ve chucked in ubiquitous into essays and the amount of times I’ve spelled it correctly first try are very different numbers.

@Yasmine23x I’m telling your mother

Decided to spend New Year’s Eve with my family this year and of all the mistakes I made in 2019, this is already by far my biggest one.

@aahamdayy @selzzzz Wow we telepathically felt this analysis halfway through episode 1

@selzzzz Thank you for this tweet! @afromative & I started Succession instead. And I’m crazy excited to see you soon!

I cannot believe I sat through season two of You because, if we’re being honest it is absolutely terrible.

@Yasmine23x Seen this tweet elsewhere. Be original please x

Sorry I can’t make brunch at 1, I have an ASOS parcel coming in at 6-9 and I have to spend all day tracking it. Thanks.

One of my sister in law’s tweets was stolen for the 3rd time. Plagiarist currently on route to going viral. Tough time for our family but we’ll get through it #1stworldproblems

@Yasmine23x Presumably you were also on your way to take all their jobs

@afromative No I was about to mug her actually

I love having staring contests with racist old white women on the tube 😍😍

@noorudeen @thinkmoe Hey this is @thinkmoe using a different account. I’ll dm you an address to send lunch to

@noorudeen Bro please don’t pretend to have football related bants. Bet you thought being nutmegged meant being lightly spiced for Christmas

So @instagram saw what snitching looks like and removed the following activity page 🙈🙉🙊 #instagramupdate #6ix9ne

@noorudeen @thinkmoe Looool Moe your uncle is going places

@thinkmoe @noorudeen While switching accents constantly. “He’s doing Samoan now..dude what are you?!”

@noorudeen @afromative I’ll distract everyone in office with an origin story for my accents.