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@RealBirdLawyer I just spent $99 for my season pass. Instant regret

I’m not really enjoying my return to regularly watching Royals baseball if I’m being honest with yall

@NickBSchroer Global inflation vs. a war of choice.

Insane how suddenly democrats give a damn about gas prices when they sat on their hands when gas prices were this ridiculous in the Show Me State

@ChanceHMiller @9to5mac @apollozac Does the 512gb version have faster ssd speeds vs 256gb similar to earlier MacBooks with the single nand chip?

What questions do you have about MacBook Neo? @apollozac and I are gonna do some Neo-themed Ask9to5Mac on Happy Hour this week.

@NickBSchroer Yep this makes it totally clear he still deserved to be publicly executed.

Hmmmmm. Seems like a professional agitator not peaceful protestor.

@Bubblebathgirl @AOC The suspect has already been charged. Please answer Bubble Bath Girl.

@AOC Will Ilhan Omar press charges against the suspect? Because she’s a fraud and a lot of people suspect this was all staged. You and her are also antisemites. And you know what today is. Please answer, AOC.

It is not a coincidence that after days of President Trump and VP Vance putting Rep. Omar in their crosshairs with slanderous public attacks, she gets assaulted at her town hall. Thank God she is okay. If they want leaders to take down the temp, they need to look in the mirror.

@9to5mac @ChanceHMiller $29 for a single pack, not $20.

AirTag 2: Three tidbits you might have missed 9to5mac.com/2026/01/26/air… by @ChanceHMiller

@KSHB41 Both teams are 1-2

Sunday the Chiefs take on the Baltimore Ravens. Both teams are 1-3. Mitch Holthus talked to KSHB 41's Taylor Hemness about the matchup in this Holthus Huddle. kshb.com/news/local-new…

@NickBSchroer Charlie Kirk wasn’t killed by multiple employees of the government. I did not celebrate Kirk’s death it’s disgusting. America needs a reset.

George Floyd dies: riots, burning of businesses, violence Charlie Kirk is murdered: candle light vigil, prayers, spreading the word of the Lord We are not the same. We will never be the same.

@NickBSchroer @GovMikeKehoe Why does IP reform even matter? You’ve already demonstrated that you are willing to overturn the will of the people. Is that just boring you now or something?

The current map was gerrymandered to preserve a win for democrats on the western side of the state. @GovMikeKehoe’s call ensures that the new map ensures that Missouri values are going to be reflected in their congressional representatives - keeping counties together in a compact and contiguous manner. And on the topic of democracy, modifying the IP process to ensure that more Missourians across our great state have a say in how our constitution is changed sounds a heck of a lot like democracy to me. We absolutely are in the fight of our lives and I’m glad our Governor is standing on the side of democracy; on the side of Missouri values instead of on the side of the coastal elites that keep shredding our constitution year after year.

Americans need to understand what’s happening tonight at the CDC. This was an agency held together over the last 7 months by scientists with decades of experience in public health, who hung on despite a relentless assault on science-based policy by RFK and Trump. There is a purge underway tonight because those professionals have refused to roll over as RFK ramps up his war on the covid vaccine. We are entering uncharted territory. The foundations of public health in the country are cracking.

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@Jmetal158734 @Bubblebathgirl @kylegriffin1 His name is bubble bath girl, get it straight. He covers for pedos

@Bubblebathgirl @kylegriffin1 Paul, get off the fucking internet you utter piece of useless shit.

BREAKING: Trump's DOJ is demanding hospitals turn over sensitive information related to medical care for young transgender patients, including billing documents, communication with drug manufacturers and data such as patient dates of birth, Social Security numbers and addresses. washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/08…

@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice Bubble bath girl is covering for a pedo

@GovPressOffice What you’re doing now is just embarrassing yourself and turning away independents.

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

@SenNickSchroer Looks like you are wrong unless ChatGPT is lying

Get rid of mail in voting, machines, move April elections to August or November, and make Election Day a holiday.

"They're eating the dogs and cats!" 😱

@NickBSchroer @Schwarzenegger Sounds like Nick supports ending gerrymandering nationwide. 👍

Strange. I’ve never heard one peep from @Schwarzenegger (ever) on how the left, especially in Illinois, has utilized gerrymandering to silence Republicans for years.

@9to5mac @iryantldr How do you stop the annoying beeps while navigating the new UI?

Netflix just rolled out a big tvOS redesign for Apple TV 4K users 9to5mac.com/2025/08/13/net… by @iryantldr

@AP4Liberty @NickBSchroer STL and KC have higher murder rates why isn’t he sending ppl to red states?

🚨 LIVE TOMORROW 7–9AM CT 🚨 Trump sends in the National Guard & takes over DC — the cleanup has begun. Tune in to Wake Up America for: 🧼 Trump’s DC takeover 🤖 AI & the rise of the small biz class 🙅‍♂️ Lila Rose says “men don’t need sex” — we respond ⚖️ SCOTUS asked to overturn Obergefell 💬 Guests: @RareCamellia & @NickBSchroer 🎥 Watch: rumble.com/v6xgn84-trump-… 🗣️ Chat with us: discord.gg/VpZjANjpX4 🛒 Merch drops: TheGriftShop.com

@NickBSchroer Nick doesn’t like mRNA being used in vaccine trials for people with cancer. abc7chicago.com/post/mrna-vacc…

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In the 20 years since its release, I still don’t think there’s been a funnier or more quotable comedy than Wedding Crashers.