Andy Morrison

@Cernovich Better gym than the Venetian? That place is legit.

Fontainebleau has the best hotel gym I've seen. If you sign up for rewards thing, great room rates. (Not a sponsored post.) Also, hookers aren't walking around when you get back to the hotel. Very wholesome hotel experience if you have business to do in Vegas.

@Fat_Cookie Let the adventure begin!

My daughter is entering the plumbing trade. She has no experience but is taking classes. She applied for an Assembly Helper job 3 days ago - they called her immediately, had her interview this am, and got the job this afternoon. It's FT, $18/hr, full benefits, and 401k.🪠

I don’t give one single fuck that a solider bet his own money that his team would win. I call that Big Dick Energy and it shouldn’t be punished.

If he watches Landman this weekend, he can start his own oil company too.

FYI. Don’t use touchless ID at AUS TSA.

I’m not a gun person. I was raised among leftist gun haters. So when I first heard about @JohnRLottJr’s book, “More Guns, Less Crime,” I was skeptical. But he was right. Here he explains why government ignores many examples where guns SAVED people:

@greg16676935420 No way a red light cleans as good as a green light with flashes. As if.

I’m convinced that all the different tiers at a car wash do the exact same thing

The Governor took no action on lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/2…, which means it becomes law. Now it is time for the real fight to begin.

@DrTeslaFSD That’s an awesome drive. The Supercharger are perfectly spaced for a comfortable drive. Have to imagine the Cybertruck makes it that much more amazing.

Just completed my longest ever single day road trip in the Cybertruck. Here are the stats: • 946 miles driven from Fort Lauderdale FL to Richmond VA. • 17.5 hrs (slow due to Florida traffic) • 7 Supercharger stops - total time charging 1hr 53min (avg 16min, longest 23min) • $132.40 in Supercharger fees ($0.14 per mile) • 100% on FSD • WiFi courtesy of Starlink mini Cybertruck is the only vehicle I’d want to try this with. Super easy and comfortable. Kids enjoyed it and were able to watch movies and play computer games against each other thanks to Starlink and the entertainment system.

@ShannonJean Wait until the 6th time. 🤯

This movie is so much better the 5th time.

@maticrobots Anywhere our golden goes, which is everywhere.

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@mattressguy_ I have a Helix Midnight Lux that I love. What mattress should I buy next?

If you love your mattress Tell me to screw off! My opinion doesn’t matter. But if you hate yours I’m here to help

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

The same people at No Kings locked down the country and harmed a generation. They are the scummiest, most parasitic group of “Americans.”

This game made me the man I am today. Whatever that is.

@mhp_guy I’d post it on X.

Just got this Venmo request from a stranger. What would you do?

If I were in charge I would send ICE to Disney and arrest and deport all adults who show up without children. Doesn't matter if they're citizens or not.

Typical Sunday at our house. Wife running two MacBooks at the same time so she can use Grok and Claude together to help our Son’s girlfriend prepare for an important job interview.

@HardPass4 Main tool of choice when I worked as night manager at the Tempe Super 8 in the 90s.

GM. Wednesday. Let’s get after it.

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