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Asande 🧑🏾‍💻

Asande 🧑🏾‍💻

@asandaLFC

Software Developer. @LFC @KaizerChiefs @RedBullRacing

Durban شامل ہوئے Nisan 2012
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Nnámdí
Nnámdí@__Nnamdi_·
Bayern plays high line too but everyone falls back once they are not with the ball
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Sreekanth A N@Sreekan22725624·
@InvertTheWing This just shows that youbknow nothing about Barca. Barca problems start with the press. A Top Striker is a necessasity. Barca will keep conceding goals and there is no stopping that even if Barca have prime Maldini and Sergio Ramos. What Barca really do need is a top striker
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B.@InvertTheWing·
Barcelona need to forget about attacking signings until they sign a world class centre back who can actually play a Flick system. The likes of Garcia and Cubarsi just absolutely cannot defend a high line in any sort of high pressure situations.
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@NkanyeziKubheka It's easy. If u earn R10K , save R5K n live with the rest. Even if it finishes the next day. As long as expenses are paid for. N u must not have as gf
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Nkanyezi@NkanyeziKubheka·
Also why is it so hard to just save money? How do you guys do it?
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Gerardo 🇲🇽@gerardovxix·
@RoyalKimmich Not much he can do when Laporta and deco won’t give him money to sign players
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NK1@RoyalKimmich·
Is Flick not tired of conceding that same goal every game
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@iik_titvs These were brand new, maintenance would have clocked in after 5 years. But sleeping with one eye is valid
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@Jay82_LFC Don't even bother written about Liverpool bro. Slot has to go , even a 5 year old knows this but owners are sticking with him
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Jay@Jay82_LFC·
Reminder Arne Slot decided to bench Salah & go with a 3-4-3 formation in the first leg Arne Slot benched his goal scorers in Rio & Salah, played Macca in the 10 & Wirtz left Arne Slot about to lose his EIGHTEENTH game this season. Arne Slot somehow will be in charge 26/27🤬
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Joe
Joe@JoeShieldsMag1·
@Tanyaelisabeth I’ve seen both lifestyles and I would rather be childless. What people don’t tell you how is how difficult raising a child is and all the negative consequence it can bring. Obviously there are positives to it. But in my experience, the negatives outweigh the positives.
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Master D@Donald_Meek·
@Mr_PeterM Someone in my hometown swapped this number on his Polo sedan with the latest one, actually looks good too, will try to get a pic next time I see it...
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Bra Peter@Mr_PeterM·
This shape is about 17 years old but this refreshed Polo Vivo is so cool❤️
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Adam Kelleher@adamxxxx4·
@MFRP92 Yawn. Same old shit, same old no evidence whatsoever to try to prove your point.
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Max@MFRP92·
Premier League as a product is at its lowest ever point I think. Games are boring, schedule’s a shambles, barely any 3pm’s, too much money involved, players don’t care, there’s a disconnect from real fans. It shows during matches and the whole thing needs a reboot.
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@BoikieBoikzaro @PoliticalParker @MusaMzilikazi tiktok couple from durban, the guy has money but he simps over the girl, the girl is ugly but has ASS, thats why he simps over her everyday. he bought her 17pro max cash and tiktok critised him, thats was the video that made them popular
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The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️
I’ve made my mom proud all my life but this thing ya getting her a daughter in law and grand kids is harder than I thought.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Serious question: Do people really exist who like to stay home all day, alone, without seeing anyone?
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Precious🌵@presh_rabbit·
He doesn’t take you out on dates 💔 but goes boozing with his bros every weekend 🍻😂🤦‍♀️ what a man!
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J.R@TheLifeUvJr·
whoever said 35 is a man’s prime was right. You will have women from ages 19-55 trying to take u home
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Nyiko😉@mongwe_nyiko·
Backroom Ekasi❤️🥹
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Pontsho Malatji@pontsho_mp·
Imagine leaving a first date and getting a performance review 😭
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
When you have no car, you understand why people get one. When you have one, you understand why people get two.
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