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The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.

how have I been out of mormonism for years and this is the first thing I thought of 😭

it’s giving “jaredites fleeing to the americas”

@Swilua @hankgreen same, I was thinking how cool that is

The earth has been around for billions of years but we happen to live at the same time as the largest ever organism, so that's pretty cool.

decided this is my last year being mentally ill. starting jan 1st i’m gonna be normal

Hi @FedEx, maybe next time when a package requires a signature, actually require a signature. Making eye contact with my cats through the window doesn’t count.

@nichxman @obamas_alizard ^ actual thing I said to nick last week 😂

@nichxman @obamas_alizard “We’re not going to Circle Center Mall because my mom told me that’s where you go to get jumped 😤 But she also watches Fox News and is paranoid about a lot of things…so we’re probably fine 😂”

Conservatives are real tough until you ask them to visit downtown Indianapolis lol

@rileycotten1 @hairymelon00 @wisardolio @sarahschauer we also did this! but I’m from indiana so random people just stared at us while we trekked literally on a paved road next to corn fields 😂 we buried a ‘dead’ doll next to a random corn field

@hairymelon00 @wisardolio @sarahschauer did you guys also get rice babies and then on the last days your family gets together and find out if the baby died or survived and if it died you had to bury it?

the fun thing about teaching is after a while a student will call you a bitch and you’ll say thank you 😌

@milf_hunter3000 Not from Utah but guess I’m not a True Quaker Oats Man

I teach high school and had a parent teacher conference today. Talked to the student ahead of time and they asked I deadname and misgender them when talking to their mom. 2022 is a wild time.

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@LDSdiscussions When I was like 13, a member of the bishopric taught us self defense and he told us: “your virtue is more important than your life. Defend it with everything you have”. So anyways, that’s fun. Totally unrelated, but I’m definitely in therapy & not Mormon now!

@Yankees_1978 @WIBCTraffic Came to Twitter to see if anyone knew more. I was driving past it right after it started, it’s a Walmart warehouse I’m pretty sure

Today marks 1 week since one of my (high school) students killed himself. It’s been a week.