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@strickcmb82 @CalltoActivism No, that would be a fucking crime and you would be caught and probably mocked for being an idiot

@CalltoActivism Holy shit. In California. I could walk the street and take everyone ballots from their mailboxes. And use those to vote. Either in the mail or in person. Next to impossible to prove unless caught in the act. You that stupid.

🚨HOLY SHIT. A college student just humiliated Karoline Leavitt on stage: “Voter fraud is incredibly rare…there have only been a few hundred cases of voter fraud out of hundreds of millions of votes.” I want to buy this student a beer!

@BenDempsey18 @CalltoActivism You AI douchebag

@CalltoActivism That student sounds retarded. If you don’t verify votes, you have no way to determine how many fraudulent votes have been cast.

@ChicagoLove2026 Bro why would anyone see Kanye 40 times. I bet he was late like to like 90% of those.

Been to 1500 shows Seen Ye over 40 times Seen HOV over 50 times Seen Wayne over 50 times It would be hard to argue this wasn’t the best solo show of all time!

@World0fEcho Naw

I don’t see mushrooms showing up in chili too often. and I think that’s a tragic mistake we’re all making.

@TheTNHoller Ol boy sounds like he was smitten lol

WASHINGTON COUNTY: “God you’re hot.” School board member Keith Ervin in hot water after his comment to a high school student😳… He says it’s “missing context” — you be the judge👇🏽🤔 More: wate.com/news/tennessee…

@scarylawyerguy It’s the curious case of the bilocating white guy

Ya think, New York Times? I mean seriously, really not sure how much dumber this country can get than tepidly referring to a Trump appointee's claim that he teleported as "dubious."

Not many good bands named after birds. The Byrds are ok.

@simonwilliam I’m kinda with him. Her new stuff does nothing for me personally. Do not get how they were good up until Daydream Nation though

this is obviously bait, but i’ll take it… her music has never been about pleasing everyone, or even making sense to all listeners. the divisive quality of the new music is very much in line with her lifelong creative project. takes like this show she’s still got it!

@HoodFoot418 @offbeatorbit Ted Danson is always good on TV. His movie roles not so much. Put on TV buddy shines

You had to be broke and bored to know about Becker

@EarvLikes Tim has a breaking point. Somewhat scary really. He needs some therapy out there in Havisu

@nakedfoul I’m married to a Kanye fan and we don’t discuss him because I cherish my inner peace

Are Kanye stans the dweebiest shitheels on the internet? The replies to this tweet suggest the answer is “Yes.”

@JShooke He’s funny because his character is a rich asshole. He doesn’t have to reach.

He seems like he’d be legitimately terrifying to be around irl but Alec Baldwin in any random episode of 30 Rock is the funniest any human has ever been.

@platinaplatypus @SethAbramson @roybelly Please stop bothering me:

@bmerrell34 @SethAbramson @roybelly Based on the location of the parcel and the fact that it’s the smallest among POTUS “libraries” he has no intent to put Qatari Bribe in there.

There goes a thread I was going to write. I was going to say—based on my knowledge of him—that there was no way Trump would use a $300M parcel Florida gave him for the public good. It would be—I was to write—a hotel with a Trump-worship lobby. Now he admits it: he stole $300M.

@platinaplatypus @SethAbramson @roybelly You’d have to as Donald

@bmerrell34 @SethAbramson @roybelly For clarification do you mean inside, like the planes that were inside the WTC on a certain Tuesday morning?

@stillmsc Just a garden variety capitalist.

very underrated demon

@MaziEzike_Nedu @TheChiefNerd 😂 thanks for your input from Victoria Island, Nigeria.

Vince Vaughn’s 'What are we doing?' is the million-dollar question. The shift toward identity-based guilt in the curriculum is driving a historic exodus from both public and elite private schools. We’re seeing a total re-evaluation of the American education system in real-time.

🚨 Vince Vaughn on How Woke Schools Led Him to Try Homeschooling “Everything was taught from a place for a while, like pointing out everything bad — you can't say this, you can't feel this way, so much guilt … Kids were just feeling bad about themselves … What are we doing?”

@herculezg Soccer people talk about sports funny. You will never hear a baseball analyst call their team naive. Seems more like a poorly coached team.

How is there nobody at the top of the box? Portugal has two players wide open. Set pieces, throw ins, etc. This team can be very naive. #USMNT

@Nerzog999 Hard to do when they control everything

As far as I'm concerned, getting the ChristoFascists out of our government is job one. We can debate about whose fault it was later. We can hash out our policy differences later. If we can't get these monsters out of power, none of that other shit will matter.

Lately all I’ve been listening to is This Night by Destroyer and the Ryan Davis and the Roadhouse Band album from last year.