@ed_accura That is an incredible achievement! Well done e mate
English
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com
12.5K posts
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com
@comedyjohnryan
Award-winning comedian & broadcaster | Published mental health researcher | Championing men’s health through laughter | Spreading awareness one joke at a time
London شامل ہوئے Şubat 2011
1.6K فالونگ1.8K فالوورز
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com ری ٹویٹ کیا
A tough morning raising awareness of suicide. However, talking & discussing taboo subjects means you are not alone and there is help #SuicidePrevention @comedyjohnryan #happytohealthyou
English
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com ری ٹویٹ کیا
@TRH_London Oh my goodness Othello is a masterpiece! Passion, jealousy, & betrayal. The play’s emotional intensity had me hating on #TobyJones Each scene grips the audience, revealing the dark complexity of human nature and fragile trust @comedyjohnryan
English
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com ری ٹویٹ کیا
Ed Accura@ed_accura
🌊 **Water Safety Chat Alert!** 🌊 Ahead of spring and summer 2026, let's talk about how we can change our attitudes and behaviors around water safety. 💡 Question of the Day: What’s one small change we could make to ensure our loved ones and us swim safely ? Whether it’s swimming only in lifeguarded areas, understanding basic water safety skills, or actively spreading the word, I’m keen to hear your thoughts, your stories, and opinions. Please also tag anyone who needs to join this chat. Together, we can make 2026 our safest swimming season yet. 🏊🏾🏊🏻♂️🏊🏿♀️🏊🏼♀️💙 #WaterSafety #NoLifeguard #Spring2026 #ChangeTheConversation #SaveLives Let's keep this thread alive and interactive as your voice could inspire someone to make a life-saving decision🔄 **Note:** This summer, siblings Ameiya and Ricardo Junior Parris (13 and 11 years old) drowned on their first big family holiday in Spain. Brazilian footballer, Jeferson Merli (27) lost his life in Portugal while’s swimming with his girlfriend. Actor, Malcolm-Jamal Warner (54) died on holiday in Costa Rica. Holiday makers, King Edonmi (29) and Mo Liasu, (27) both drowned less than 24 hours after arriving in Portugal, and these are only a few incidents that have been highlighted in the news this year.
QAM
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com ری ٹویٹ کیا
@LondonPalladium @pennjillette @MrTeller What
an amazing show! A brilliant mix of humor, wit, and seamless magic that keeps the audience engaged from start to finish. Smart, entertaining, and full of surprises. Highly recommended! @comedyjohnryan
English
john ryan Happytohealthyou.com ری ٹویٹ کیا
I’ve released a new comedy special. Did you know you could all let the whole world know about it with the retweet button? It’s mad how much power you have!
Gallivanting OUT NOW:
youtu.be/35GAcAmOCOA?si…
YouTube
English
Got a text from “my child” with a new number.
Clue it was a scam?
mine ask for advice, not bank transfers
Tried reporting to Lloyds.
Turns out you can’t unless you’re a customer.
@LloydsBank @LloydsBankNews
Let’s build systems that don’t leave good intentions hanging on hold.
English
@MichaelTakeMP I say it’s about time we had a home draw in these things. Too many away trips. These lazy foreigners need to come to us for a change.
GIF
English
London was bloody great during WW2.
Look how smart everyone was in their uniforms.
No trackies
No Tyler Swift
No artisan delicatessens
No Uber
No erections
And line judges at Wimbledon too!
What we need is another world war to bring back the good times.
😊
English
@bandq_help dreadful service. Stayed home all day yesterday and no delivery. Was on hold 45 mins and 30 mins yesterday. 20 mins this morning. Your message service doesn’t work. What a shitshow.
GIF
English
@TheAA_UK It was a big problem but he made it seem so simple. Top work
English
@comedyjohnryan Hi John, fantastic to hear Adam knocked it out the park, thanks for sharing 😊🙌
We hope it wasn't anything too serious with the car 🤞
English
@TheAA_UK absolutely fantastic service from Adam this evening in Stratford. Arrived when he said he would, Kept me updated explained what was happening and was outstanding big thanks!
English
@GSElecHighway absolutely outstanding customer care from Adam tonight as he helped me navigate the pitfalls of charging. He was polite kind caring and kept in touch thank you
GIF
English
@tweetzbyidil It’s called parenting not permitting !!
English
@Brick_Cop @dorsetpolice I think the policeman should be taught how to negotiate with Inclusivity
Instead of “Drop the knife.” try:
Would you consider a consensual disarming?
Or
Let’s collaborate on a peaceful exit strategy for your inner rage.”
Ask What does the knife represent to you?”
#policing
English
@dorsetpolice This is parody right?
You’ve just dismissed an Officer for swearing at a teenager armed with a knife?
Absolute disgrace. 🤦🏼♂️
GIF
English
We took part in the national Sceptre campaign to raise awareness of the dangers of knife carrying and knife crime.
The initiative ran throughout last week and delivered positive results for Dorset.
Read more: news.dorset.police.uk/news-article/6…
English
@NickFerrariLBC maybe the policeman could have offered to cuddle the thug? Or on finding the knife could he have knitted him a nice cover for it? It’s ridiculous that Dorset police have gone through this. How about we bring prospective victims of crime to the thugs homes via uber
English
20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.
English