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شامل ہوئے Ekim 2024
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Josh
Josh@XJosh·
New Rule: Every time we get outraged over a Judge's ruling, we show their name, face, and ancestry. "US Judge" is no longer ever sufficient. Judge Sorokin, an Eastern European Jew, appointed by Obama, has thrown out the H-1B visa fee to try and flood our country with jeets.
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First Squawk@FirstSquawk

US JUDGE STRIKES DOWN TRUMP'S $100,000 H-1B VISA FEE.

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Moongazer
Moongazer@joeybeastmarket·
Not even being edgy— the next time a journalist behaves this way around the President of The United States they should be immediately blackbagged by the secret service. This is hostile behavior and you do not get to act this way around the President. You disappear if you do this
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HankHeIl
HankHeIl@HankHeil·
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together". You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
Lara Trump nailing this anthem.
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Harmy
Harmy@harrrmy·
@theralkia Blonde girl: the sky is blue Incel: it’s not and you only think that because you’re obsessed with 6 foot chad millionaires who don’t want you and you’ll die alone with cats and you’re a whore kys
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Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️
Going into the comments section of an attractive girl's viral tweet is an insane experience; a lot of you have major projection issues
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sasha 🪽@bimmerbby88·
alexa why are black women all bald
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John Carter
John Carter@martianwyrdlord·
Who amongst us has not been in this situation and said nah, fuck it, nothing to be gained here, life is too short, and just walked out of the room.
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Serf@TheRoyalSerf·
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James Kirchick
James Kirchick@jkirchick·
"Homosexuals are like salt in soup. If there isn't enough it's a bit bland; when there's too much, it's inedible." — Jean Marie Le Pen
Variety@Variety

Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show. "I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning." Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2…

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domestic grace
domestic grace@holyhomemaking·
was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
We’re not going to win this World Cup but we are going to win the next one after all the Euro players discover modern American conveniences and defect
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archeus 👁️@coolarcheus·
@uncle_deluge How old are you now? I feel like I would beat my 16 year old self to death if I met him now
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archeus 👁️@coolarcheus·
@ohwowcrazy Super gay football coach could be funny, but he would probably feel like it's typecasting his gay ass
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BowTiedRanger
BowTiedRanger@BowTiedRanger·
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has an IQ of 62. 62. He is genetically pre-disposed to exist in a society without the wheel, written language, or even a basic agricultural system. And you expect him to act like a normal person in our society? Are you retarded? It’s unfair to expect my client to not act like a startled monkey who just had feces thrown at him after he was asked to leave the tent 15 times. Yes, of course he killed Mr. Metcalf, but come on. Isn’t having an IQ that low enough of a life sentence for my client? The defense rests, your honor”
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