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Covering up the Ms on the "please don't kill yourself in the university parking garage" signs is so fucking funny man
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BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST
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@ohwowcrazy
gender identity extremist
Katılım Nisan 2009
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“During the Vietnam War… every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.”
-Kurt Vonnegut
Brian Allen@allenanalysis
Today’s final count: 7 million Americans. 3,000 cities. Every state. Philadelphia. Atlanta. Dallas. St. Paul. DC. San Francisco. 500,000 in London. Tel Aviv in the streets. A human banner on the Pacific Ocean spelling out: TRUMP MUST GO NOW. One of the largest single-day demonstrations in American history. The founders settled the kings question in 1776. America settled it again today. Never stop connecting the dots.
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@ripplebrain I used to love his stuff until I learned how much of a psychopathic pleasure he took in Southerners suffering during the Civil War. Seriously War Nerd, are you okay man?
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In a slightly different timeline the War Nerd aka Gary Brecher aka John Dolan never got fired from his teaching position at American University of Iraq in Kurdistan and is 24 hours away from getting obliterated by an Iranian SRBM
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In general, you should only feel "extremely horny" if there are beautiful women around you that love you and you love them - not if you're looking at a wall after waking
“High estrogen does sometimes cause insatiable sexual interest, partly because it increases adrenal androgens, and partly by inhibiting satisfying orgasms. Too much progesterone can suppress or neutralize the androgens. Thyroid is the best way to regulate the system, keeping libido up, making orgasms satisfying.”
-Dr Ray Peat, PhD
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male distance runners are known for having significantly lower than average testosterone levels
Research has ALSO shown that endurance cyclists and runners, but not swimmers, have significantly lower testosterone levels than sedentary controls
It also goes without saying that your body will look quite weak and frail if you train mainly for endurance.
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Every IDF soldier death is a guy dying after driving his Merkava into the Jordan River because he was trying to run over a stray dog and every Al-Qassam brigade death is a guy getting double tapped by a drone strike while volunteering at an orphanage for children with cancer
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Hahahaha, yes of course, charming.
[James Lipton gets more serious, flips over another note card]
Now Stavros, if we may, would it be possible to speak to…Molestrios?
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“Don’t yuck my yum” is a disgusting phrase, in both content and phonetics. Wielding vowels like a police baton
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Pictures show the total loss of 81-0005, an E-3G “Sentry” Airborne Early Warning and Control (AEW&C) Aircraft with the U.S. Air Force’s 552nd Air Control Wing based out of Tinker Air Force Base, Oklahoma, following yesterday’s Iranian ballistic missile and drone attack on Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. The strike appears to have purposefully targeted the most important part of the E-3, that being rear of the aircraft which holds its rotating radar dome, containing several sensitive instruments including antennas for the E-3’s AN/APY-2 Surveillance Radar System.
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@LittleKeegs0 @LRSerling Eat three meals a day and a couple snacks and you easily clear 2000. I have no idea how anybody stays under that number. Especially people who drink alcohol or soda.
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@ohwowcrazy @LRSerling That seems high, but regardless the PB&J diet is crazy work
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There are people living lives i cannot comprehend. What do you mean you struggle to eat 2k calories thats like one large meal
visual basic@visualbasic97
i’ve been trying to go to the gym and gain weight recently after being anorexic basically my entire life and i never realized how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. you genuinely just have to not stop eating all day. this is ridiculous
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sora ai dead for less than 24 hours and already bespoke shitposts of charlie kirk back on my timeline. the world is healing
indic mawnteé@indicmawntee
> defended GUN VlOLENCE in a debate > gets KlLLED 10 seconds later by a gun most funniest death of all time 😭🙏🏼
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@LittleKeegs0 @LRSerling 2 slices of bread. 2-3 tbsp peanut butter. Some jelly. 500 calories. Have 4 of those.
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@LRSerling A single hamburger is like 300 calories, how the hell are you putting up those numbers??
I might hit 2k on a good day, and staying on top of eating still regularly annoys me
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Extremely helpful tip to those facing future ballistic missile attack (everyone on earth) 👇
Ali Jezzini@Aly_jezzini
ياااااا شبااااااب بعّدوا عن المعزز الصاروخي! إذا بيعرف او بينشر لأهلنا بفلسطين، مش ضروري يتنشّقوا النيتروجين تتروكسايد يلي عم يطلع من المعزّز الصاروخي، هو سامّ جداً وتأثيراته كارثية على المدى المتوسط والطويل على الجهاز التنفسي، مش ضروري تحسّ فيه بأرضها.
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do you guys realize the US has probably disappeared more individuals in the past six months than any foreign so-called dictator has in years
Sarah Wilkinson@swilkinsonbc
Thiago Ávila — flotilla activist from Brazil, remains missing after he was arrested in Panama while on his way home from delivering aid to Cuba
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Biggest crybabies in the history of the goddamn planet.
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Been seeing a lot of people claiming that oil prices won't hit $200/barrel because the Saudis have a pipeline that can reroute supply to the Red Sea. Seems like those people think the Houthis are sitting on the sideline by accident right now. That pool is gonna close too.
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