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@bandosei Inverse Cobie?

Cobie: gold reached $5600 and ethereum dumped 70% inverse Cramer❌ inverse Cobie✅

I checked the top CT accounts to see what they were posting at the peak of the 2025 bull most were top signals (but a few predicted 10/10) 1. Ansem: wow. simply wow.

I cant stop thinking about this.

$BTC Bad news, decent response Interesting spot, think you can make a good bull case here Weekly support, negative macro news entirely disregarded Maybe time for some up for at least a little bit, we have room up to $80k without flipping bullish

Wild

I suspect the world is gonna get turbulent in the next decade Nothing ever happens turns into everything happens Might be worth it to put yourself in a position in which you're not overly reliant on anything Not because the world is ending but because incompetence is mooning

sat next to a guy on a flight who smelled like old money rolex. tailored suit. reading a physical newspaper like it was 1987. figured he was some finance executive or inherited wealth. we got talking. I mentioned I sell stuff online. he put down his newspaper. "what kind of stuff?" digital products. courses. ebooks. that kind of thing. he smiled weird. "I made $4 million last year selling a PDF about aquariums." I thought he was messing with me. he wasn't. this guy is 61 years old. spent 30 years as an accountant. hated every second of it. retired at 55 with decent savings but nothing crazy. his hobby was aquariums. had been keeping fish tanks since he was 12. "my wife told me to start a blog so I'd stop boring her with fish facts." so he did. wrote about aquarium stuff 3 times a week. water chemistry. tank setups. fish compatibility. for 2 years nobody read it. "I had maybe 50 visitors a month. all probably bots." but he kept going because he had nothing else to do. year 3, one article ranked on google. then another. then another. suddenly he was getting 100K visitors a month. all people searching for aquarium help. "I realized these people would probably pay for a complete guide. so I wrote one." 147 pages. everything about setting up and maintaining an aquarium. priced it at $47. first month: $6K first year: $340K last year: $4.2 million from a PDF about fish tanks. I asked about his marketing strategy. "I don't have one. google sends people to my blog. blog mentions the guide. people buy it. I go play golf." no email sequence? "I have a newsletter. I send fish tips once a week. sometimes I mention the guide at the bottom. that's it." no upsells? "I made a second guide about saltwater tanks specifically. $67. people who bought the first one usually buy the second. that's my whole business." no team? "my wife helps with customer service. we get maybe 10 emails a day. most are just people showing us their tanks." this 61 year old retiree built a bigger business than most "entrepreneurs" I know. no ads. no funnel hacks. no growth strategies. no personal brand. just mass expertise in one weird niche and patience to let it compound. before we landed he gave me advice I didn't ask for: "everyone your age wants to get rich fast. that's why most of you stay broke. I wrote about fish for 2 years before making a dollar. now I make more than I did in 30 years of accounting. speed is overrated. patience pays." the plane landed. he grabbed his newspaper and walked off. probably went home to feed his fish.

@coinfessions Real

Bitcoin/crypto was supposed to be about freedoms for everyone.

@lookonchain RIP

Due to $MON's sharp drop, trader 0xccb5's 244.38M $MON($6.5M) long has been fully liquidated, resulting in a $1.9M loss. His account is now wiped out — balance at zero. He lost everything. app.hyperliquid.xyz/tradeHistory/0…

@coinfessions Hang in there fren 🫶

It’s been almost a year and I still have nothing left.

@MediaMonad Hit me 0x455e7e653fcb5157c8628fc5a26accb04e167892

First 5K eligible 🪂 Drop Wallet Address 👀 (fcfs)

Real

Can a whale pump $green plz I was on one and aped

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@bryan_johnson Do it with ketamine next three months

Doing magic mushrooms this Sunday. 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@Route2FI Believe in something they said. wagmi they said

I’m out of the market. I wish I could say that this experience was a positive one, but I’d be lying. Narrative after narrative, it feels like I am always two steps behind. Everyone in my life told me that I’ve been wasting my life, and honestly, they are right. Five years have gone by since entering the “crypto currency market” (if you can call a gambling bazaar a market). I’m exhausted and I need to step back and take a hard look at myself in the mirror. I wish you guys nothing but the best. Please do not contact me.