Dom D'Angelillo

@nocontextmemes @TheAndyCortez

@SmnLlyd5 @AccidentalP needless to say, I had the last laugh

Richard Keys is the only man on this planet who could end this piece of writing with that paragraph

@_daledriver If it’s anything to do with keeping clean fingers for keyboards then I’m with you, mate. It’s the same when it comes to pizza for me

There’s important context missing from this but honestly don’t think all you judgemental fuckers deserve it.

@Damian_Meaden The answer’s both. Microwave to do the hard work, the oven for the final 10minutes

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @NickyBandini @larssivertsen @ed_aarons Does Insigne only have a right foot?

Part 2 of @guardian_sport FW tonight after FT of Italy v Austria + AOB. @bglendenning @NickyBandini @larssivertsen @ed_aarons Any questions?

@CosmicDanzo 💉💉💉

More like Nikita Maze-spin... am I right #f1 #mazepin

@GameOverGreggy Titanic

Also, tell me your bad cruise stories.

Cruises?

@ADHamilton91 @helenmakesmaps Happy birthday mate! Enjoy the big one x

@RebeccaJacksUK Freelance national motorsport reporter for AUTOSPORT and MN, always looking for more opportunities 👍🏻

Up and coming or new motoring journalists required for new multi magazine 🙂 DM me #journorequests

Merry Christmas you filthy animals psnprofiles.com/Merkcity64

2001 – The only team in MLS playoff history to play, and win, in both Florida and Ohio in the same campaign is the San Jose Earthquakes in 2001, who beat Miami Fusion (Florida) and Columbus Crew SC (Ohio) on way to winning the entire competition that season. Agreed.

@cymrogav Tagging themselves in ‘Spoons every weekend with a photo of 4 Carlsbergs

Why do the people marching against masks on Oxford Street ALL look like that minging fish-looking motherfucker from the first X-Men?

@CardySimon This has been the custard creams’ game since day one!

Huge congrats to Hobnobs for having a "tear here" section of the packet that actually tears when you pull it. A rare achievement in the current biscuit landscape.

@Poonikinz Glad to hear you managed to get it all set up

So I have taken the scary step into full-time freelance! If you are looking for an energetic, passionate and personable copywriter, please don't hesitate to get in touch! Retweets appreciated friends!

@_daledriver What a rollercoaster of emotions.

This response has pissed me off more tbf. "Thanks for showing me this" Me, the guy who's also tagged who made the thing: Fuck me I guess?

Finally got a tweet more successful than my one about the ballbag in Assassin’s Creed. Told you I could do it. Fuck you, Dad.

@_daledriver ...lounge and dining room to follow

@dangewrites Prove it Dom, prove it.

Leaked scene from Crash Bandicoot 4