Daniel McCumber

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Daniel McCumber

Daniel McCumber

@daniel_mccumber

Wyoming isn’t real.

شامل ہوئے Ekim 2019
89 فالونگ20 فالوورز
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project hail chlo ✩
“I asked Alexa” “I asked Siri” “I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked Eva Stratt and she said pack your bags you’re going to space
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Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss·
In the show FOR ALL MANKIND, they find life on Titan and say “this isn’t carbon-based life, like on earth! It’s methane-based life! We’ve found a whole second kind of life!” I have bad news for the writers of this show about what methane is made of.
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
Our families shouldn’t pay property taxes
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zev ♡♡@sybaumoebas·
The only PHM sequel I would accept is a miniseries that’s just a slice of life comedy set on erid. Erid Elementary
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@FDSportsbook 100 to make contact, yes 100 to put the ball in play, maybe 100 to hit a home run?!?!??!? No thanks
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FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
Would you rather... A. Be given $50,000 right now B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million
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NotBenShapiro
NotBenShapiro@bennotshapiro·
@daniel_mccumber @sotruegrant @qQueueCue @burnthalies The prompt literally said instant, no communication, everyone who can understand the question (linguistically) votes...it's really fucking stupid for you to be this intentionally dense, then use that density to excuse yourself from the immorality of your own choices.
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Joe@burnthalies·
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Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@cat_pretentious @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies No that’s not my stance at all. There is a contradiction between what is possible, and what the question says must be done. Which means it’s impossible. You say that an absurdist interpretation must be taken, I say you’re missing the point. The question isn’t about saving babies.
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Pretentious_Cat
Pretentious_Cat@cat_pretentious·
@daniel_mccumber @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies Because it says "has to". I am not changing anything from the original question. You're the one piling on what ifs and how's and whataboutisms. This I think is why the discourse overall talks past each other in many scenarios.
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@cat_pretentious @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies You’re still changing the question to suit how you feel. Why does it change in the direction that forces a vote from everyone somehow? Why not one where incapable voters aren’t involved? Both technically don’t fit with the original question. Which shows why this isn’t the point
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Pretentious_Cat
Pretentious_Cat@cat_pretentious·
@daniel_mccumber @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies I see it and I have to accept the absurdism if I am to engage with the question faithfully. Otherwise I am changing the question to suit how I feel. I accept the absurdism to understand that everyone presses a button. I do not know how it is done, only that it is done, then vote.
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Pretentious_Cat
Pretentious_Cat@cat_pretentious·
@daniel_mccumber @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies The question doesn't explain how, you have to accept absurdism in how a vote is counted. That's why I picked blue because I read everyone as everyone. I cannot knowingly let kids die because they like the sky. Abstainers also die in how red is written "Only those that chose red".
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@cat_pretentious @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies This is a choice between two buttons. And you’re completely right, it is a button push. And a subsection of “everyone” is a group of people that can’t press buttons. But the question says “everyone in the world has to take a private vote”. Do you see the contradiction?
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@cat_pretentious @qQueueCue @sotruegrant @burnthalies Bro retconned his own question 😭 It’s simply not possible for everyone to vote. What if someone was in a coma, or paralyzed from ALS? Also the babies. Having them pick randomly undermines the true spirit of the dilemma. It’s impractical to suggest absolutely everyone votes.
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@Daniel86Cycles The blue voters role is that of the ones getting in a giant human eating blender of their own free will.
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Daniel M@Daniel86Cycles·
@daniel_mccumber It's not wording it's about what people's factual role in the problem is.
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
The red and blue buttons is actually about how keeping the family unit strong keeps the world strong.
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
People saying “what if the kids vote blue” “the question says everyone” are missing the point. It’s not possible for everyone to vote. People in comas? Infant babies? Severe ALS? The question is about trust and coordination, not demographic change. Just press red and don’t die.
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They Call Me Q |-/
They Call Me Q |-/@qQueueCue·
@daniel_mccumber @sotruegrant @burnthalies If this was a real question with real stakes, how would people react? We cant know that. But what we DO know, is the question says EVERYONE. So therefore the consequences of the question would effect EVERYONE. You shift the goalposts by pretending that everyone excludes children
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Daniel McCumber
Daniel McCumber@daniel_mccumber·
@qQueueCue @cat_pretentious @sotruegrant @burnthalies We teach kids not to run into burning buildings. Teach them not to press the blue button. You seem to think kids are forced into the burning building. Just press red and move on with your day. The children thing isn’t even the point of the question.
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They Call Me Q |-/
They Call Me Q |-/@qQueueCue·
@daniel_mccumber @cat_pretentious @sotruegrant @burnthalies Id jump in the blender to try and get children out of it. "Fire fighters shouldn't run into a burning building to get kids out of it. If they run in, both the fire fighter and the child could die, if they don't then at least we know for sure the fire fighter will survive"
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