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David Abram 🐊
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David Abram 🐊
@devabram
Software development consultant › I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod · popularizer of the term typefuckery (https://t.co/4VBPqfTaJK) · making the compiler nervous
Zagreb, Croatia شامل ہوئے Ekim 2014
155 فالونگ799 فالوورز
I drink Kombucha straight from a 40 oz bottle just to feel something.
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@effectfully Just bring some ratchet girl to a nice place and tell everyone she has tourettes.
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Damn I'd like to bring a girl like that to some nice place and watch how people there can't do shit about it.
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Any tips on how to learn Tourette's so I can do this at work meetings?
𝕰𝖒𝕲@Emilio2763
She’s Hot but has Tourette’s syndrome… Could You Ignore it?…
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My former teammates are debating how to fix code that is never run.
@IOGroup you should offer reimbursements for vitamins, therapy or whatever it is that they need to stop doing this retarded shit and instead delete the dead code.
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wow look our custom model outperforms opus on our custom benchmark
Cursor@cursor_ai
Composer 2 is now available in Cursor.
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Have you ever wondered how @ChShersh can write so much C++ and still be in Ritz 24/7? Why his pfp doesn't have any arms?
His arms... are detachable.
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh
When people look at my pfp, they think I don’t have hands. When they look at the code I produce, the theory sounds even more plausible. However, to address the common misconception, I actually have hands. Here’s the original.
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> Let me check for temporary investigationartifacts.
Clanker thinks it's a fucking wordsmith.
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David Abram 🐊 ری ٹویٹ کیا
Science can't be stopped, it should be accelerated.
Some call our experiments gruesome. We call it the pursuit of ultimate truth.
Goal: a paradigm shift so powerful it deconverts Golang devs in one swoop.
The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research@typememetics
Ayatollah Rob Pike yesterday issued a fatwa on programming with Rust. He stated that there is no place for complexity and typefuckery in software development. The public shouted, "Death to Rust! Death to LLVM!"
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When people look at my pfp, they think I don’t have hands.
When they look at the code I produce, the theory sounds even more plausible.
However, to address the common misconception, I actually have hands. Here’s the original.
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@devabram And i managed to try "chais", "mavis", and "rabis" first
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@devabram This one had me guessing words i didn't know existed
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I’m thrilled to share that I’ve officially conquered all memory management challenges in Rust! 🦀🚀It’s been an incredible journey of growth and technical problem-solving.
Embracing the borrow checker has not only improved my code quality but also shifted my mindset on building robust, high-performance systems.
Continuous learning is key in this industry, and I’m excited to apply these insights to future projects. Onwards and upwards! 📈
#RustLang #SoftwareEngineering #Coding #TechInnovation #ContinuousLearning #Programming
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@nakumbo that's not very nice. I already have someone in my life who forces me to write golang thankyouverymuch
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rust is a good language, it's just tasteless
go is a programming language
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It's almost incredible that the only thing LLMs have actually made easier is schizo posting. Not even aliens.gov could one-shot that many schizos the way GPT-4o did.
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