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As it turns out, gas leak since January

my wife

@acribli Oh! Yes, the fruit of..! (gazes at stone)... secondary or maybe even tertiary importance

@endliste The fruit of the loom

There's the fruit of the tree, the fruit of the bush, the fruit of your loins and the fruit of your Peculiar Entrancing Stone. Whichever one of these is most entrancing and peculiar is of the utmost importance.

me driving: dam lol them headlights behind me brightsf 2016 Toyota Tacoma behind me with a 4" front lift (telepathically): Please. I beseech you. Punish the driver within. He voided my very warranty. Punish him. And end my suffering

@sleepyylavender Chill on me 😭

@endliste millenial

Ordered a fuckass tweed backpack. But why?

@realchrisarcher Taking this into consideration. But it's cute though

@endliste You are a hipster

@NBABabySecret He's babygirl I will not be elaborating

@endliste OUR blood boy

Going with sorceress, mage, ghoul, hemomancer, lycanthrope, pharaoh and pixie All final answers

someone who never learned : Damn I wish I knew how

to dark walk

@dyslexicgoatz Lmao

Megatron has captured Optimus and is subjecting him to Advanced Cybertronian Torture Techniques. are you a bad enough dude to free him?

@oldfriend99 Infinite Stooge theorem

In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.

Nostalgia was like a disease, one that crept in and stole the colour from the world and the time you lived in. Made for bitter people. Dangerous people, when they wanted back what never was. Steven Erikson

@Discollaborator This obscures that all of the dogs have been boiled. For 'convenience,' no doubt. Which is something they don't even have a doctor for.

@endliste Has to be boiled. You can't afford for your chaser dog to get stuck. Going four dogs deep and trying to finish out with a char dog is going to basically fry your esophagus. They have special doctors just for that, and they get paid extra cause of how bad it is.

The fourth dog is a chaser dog. It's not there for the taste, it's just to make sure the first three go down all the way. So it's gotta be boiled. Keeps everything nice and slick. Now, you don't want mayo on your chaser dog. Seems clever. Creates more problems than it solves.

Hey! It's basically totally okay to fund the organizations that want to kill me. You probably like Harry Potter more than I like being alive. And that you're so excited for such a dull, uninteresting, and frankly ugly remake? That's beautiful.

Oh.. something is suddenly different in everything I've ever known. I've read about this. It's called wolfchange

my gf likes my fav character from my fav manga and she got me flowers and arranged them herself