Erraticus Finch

@budweiserusa I named my phone “The Titanic” so when I plug it in, my computer says “The Titanic is syncing.”

Most liked dad joke in the replies earns the title: King of Dad Jokes. Go.

I am following the most Canadians I can this week! Are you from Canada?

@LauraISO411 @ChadimirPoutine

@erraticusfinch @ChadimirPoutine A friendly reminder that Nanos is biased, polls are bullshit and MSM is bought and paid for by the Liberals

Mark Carney is quote possibly the most corrupt and malevolent leader of a G7 country ever, and he deserves to leave office in the most humiliating and undignified way possibly.

🚨PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ALLEGEDLY CONSIDERING GETTING RID OF PRIDE MONTH!! DO YOU SUPPORT THIS?

ARE YOU HAPPY TO HEAR THIS?

@MichelleLA1981 A friendly reminder: your echo chamber is not representative of the real world.

Next Mark Carney and the whole liberal cabinet!

@MarcNixon24 In the last federal election, the Green Party received 1.3 percent of the popular vote. Clearly, many “Canadians” already agreed with Elizabeth May.

The day Canadians agree with Elizabeth May we know Canada is COOKED. 😭

@Shadow007US britannica.com/dictionary/tra…

Do you agree🤔

Spent the day in Alberta's mountains. Had tea overlooking a sublime view of glaciers, the Bow Valley, and Lake Louise. It was great, after getting some altitude and above the Lake, which was absolutely PACKED with foreigners. Parking was impossible, so even the access roads were lined with wandering non-citizens abusing Mark Carney's Canada Strong Pass. It should be called India's All-Access Pass. Local Albertans can't use their own damn park, let alone other Canadians. Parking for Canadians was $40. FOURTY. It was free for the bus loads of non-Canadians. To make matters worse, the abuse of the natural environment was unreal. Garbage in the trees. People ripping tree branches down to use as walking sticks. People screaming into a livestream on a quiet forest trail to their family back home. America charges foreigners to go to Yellowstone and Yosemite. I can see why. Total disrespect for the most beautiful place on earth, and for the taxpayers that pay to keep it that way.

Canada is going downhill so fast, I don’t know what can stop it now. 💔

@ProducerRobert @PierrePoilievre

Another proud moment in @PierrePoilievre 's career. Hiring right wing fanatics at Canada Proud to do his dirty work. He never gets it. Canadians do not like this form of gutter politics. But it's all he seems to know. #NeverPoilievre #MapleMAGA

The Muslim call to prayer was reportedly heard for the first time in Regina's downtown. It was broadcast over loudspeakers from a new mosque. Unlike church bells, the call to prayer was never part of Canada's traditional auditory landscape. It should not be permitted.

@gardengirl125 Two out of three ain’t bad I guess.

May your day be relaxing, your socks match, and your underwear not ride up your ass 🫶🏼

When I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

@EastEndJoe Car-petbagger

Lada: the pride of Russia.

Weather in Canada be like: Mon: 22° ☀️ Tues: -4°⛈️ Wed: 9°❄️ Thurs: 13° 🌪️ Fri: 26° 🌥️ (+ chance of snow)

@ChrisWickNews That’s an interesting theory. Do you have the comparative data for that, or are you just rage farming with unprovable vagaries? If you do indeed have facts to back the accusation up, I’d legitimately like to see them.

Canada Today This is the most corrupt government in the history of Canada.

@Smileyyeg I’m interested in your perception of a time where we were not allowed to celebrate Canada Day. Could you provide evidence of that prohibition, or are you rage farming through outraged vagaries?

I'm sorry, are we "allowed" to celebrate Canada Day now?