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@MyLordBebo That's not the real image, this one is:

UK’s National Health Service shows pregnant men on an informational poster. So how does the baby pass through the male penis during birth?

@gameofkittens slight update for 2025

@RepJackKimble @Skywolfen1 How much did Mussolini weigh? Little known fact: Mussolini never won a golf tournament he did not participate in.

@Skywolfen1 Yes, Mussolini made it a country. Trump is at least 25% more of a man than Mussolini

I'm very happy we have an American Pope, which is why I am going to sponsor legislation renaming Vatican City to American City.

@thisis_the_guy @EastEndJoe Uh... look at the dates.

What planet is this motherfucker living on?

@TheAuthorGuy My restaurant was fancier. I would terrify the granita.

Your Daily Affirmation: Sometimes coping requires screaming into the fridge. This is one of those days. Having terrified the butter, I carry on with my work, knowing my frustration is being kept crispy and fresh.

@superstashman @mmpadellan He's not even one of the top 25 political donors nationwide. And the top 8 are all Republicans. You MAGAs sure love to invent scapegoats to avoid taking responsibility for just about anything.

@mmpadellan Anyone want to talk about what Soros has done for the Dems?

Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.

@TheAuthorGuy Exactly. At the most. F*ckwits don't care if they are or not.

@fricklas "may have been" None had a hearing before a judge.

Let's not be distracted from the fact that this administration sent 241 men to an El Salvador prison without presenting any evidence of their wrong doing, their identity -- no due process.

@MPEJJD @Fernand46357857 Don't reply to this account (@MPEJJD), it's a hacked bot account.

@Fernand46357857 If I could figure out a way to have you arrested for treason against are President and government I would do it without hesitation!!!

@TheAuthorGuy 137 may have been gang members. The rest were either MS-13 (an El Salvadoran gang) being extradited to El Salvador, or "just being deported" which I guess now means being sent to prison rather than back to your home country. npr.org/2025/03/21/nx-…

The last time the Alien Enemies act was used, it was to imprison Japanese Americans. Eventually the U.S. had to apologize and pay restitution to the victims. You have only the word of the administration that any of these men are who they claim they are. #DueProcess

@TheAuthorGuy talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/observe…

Welp, he's done it, he's openly defied a court order. And there will be no consequences. apple.news/AkU096EaoRF-V3…

@WPAdmirer @TheAuthorGuy Stones too while we're at it?

@TheAuthorGuy Yes. I want the who to appear.

@mysteriouskat It's 4d. Dumb Dumber Dumberer Dumbererest

To those of you who keep claiming that Trump is playing 4D chess, you couldn't be more wrong. It's clearly 8D chess, whereby he checkmates himself. (jokes aside, I don't even know what to think anymore)

Stopped by my church on my walk today. Praise CheeseUs.

@TheAuthorGuy if you're wondering how good X's AI is, note that this thread is riddled (on my machine) with pro-maga teddy bears, NFTs, and other BS. That's some deep sentiment analysis, there.

MAGA big mad that the economy is responding to Felon47's policies EXACTLY the way we said it would.

@2dinbits @whosafraidofhim @katheelynn @SethAbramson falsefactcheck.org is a Russian disinformation site. Get a look at what they provide... it's pretty obvious. (And has been previously exposed).

@whosafraidofhim @katheelynn @SethAbramson falsefactcheck.org/2025/03/msnbc-…

I had to confirm for myself that this is actually an official White House statement. It is.

@TheAuthorGuy Has TFG started taking about what a great man Stalin was yet?

Our representatives and Senators need to be on the floor every day with pictures of the Ukraine dead. 100 Soldiers have been killed because they don't have satellite or radar warning. Ten civilians seriously injured. We betrayed them. The blood is on Felon47's hands.

@TheAuthorGuy 8,675,309 ... pretty sure.

Anyone got a number? How many lies in the speech last night?

@elonmusk @geoffreyhinton You calling others cruel or callous shows an amazing lack of self awareness. And ignorance.

Only craven, insecure fools care about awards and memberships. History is the actual judge, always and forever. Your comments above are carelessly ignorant, cruel and false. That said, what specific actions require correction? I will make mistakes, but endeavor to fix them fast.

I think Elon Musk should be expelled from the British Royal Society. Not because he peddles conspiracy theories and makes Nazi salutes, but because of the huge damage he is doing to scientific institutions in the US. Now let's see if he really believes in free speech.

@RepJackKimble How's this one? Can I win a mineral treaty?

Yesterday, Zelensky should have said I have no cards, how could I have a suit? The key to successful diplomacy is terrible dad jokes.

@RepJackKimble Thanks for keeping the 54th safe from shi-posters who try to troll a parody account.

Look, some of you oh me a “thank you”. Some people on here haven’t even thanked me once this week. You need to be grateful