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@SexySaxMan Unless the game is kill granny with a bazooka

Its all fun games until granny gets killed by a bazooka

@thesilkmen When are the tickets going up for sale?

🏆 | The Silkmen will face Holders Crystal Palace at Leasing.com Stadium in the Third Round of the Emirates FA Cup! #AgainstAllOdds 💙

@SportsRisk10 @centredevils Very uncomfortable

🚨🚨🎙️| Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “My style of football suited Harry [Maguire]. And then with Rashy and all the pace. “Quick attack, played the ball forward, you can control the game with defending really well, get them where you want and then play through the pitch on the floor, 1-2 touch. Go forward. “It’s not like just launch it to your striker.” [@WeAreTheOverlap]

@damienleone Terrifier 2

In anticipation of Terrifier 4, what do you think is the best 4th installment of a franchise in the horror genre?

@CurtisRMFC_ @markgoldbridge Don't tar us all with the same brush used with this knobrot

@markgoldbridge Won’t happen, you lot are pathetic. You got beaten by a tier 4 club and you’re here asking to replace them because they fielded an ineligible player. How the “mighty” have fallen!😭

If Grimsby fielded an ineligible player then they broke the rules end of. A minute over or not the rules are the rules. Kick them out and let us back in

@AmorimBalll_ and then squandered all of that by playing like football was the last thing he ever wanted to do do

You achieved your boyhood dreams of playing for this football club scoring 138 goals. A role model for many people all around the world for your work on & off the field. You done us proud, Marcus.❤️🫶🏽

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo I knew it, I saw a myrie lurking in the bushes

We are past the mid point of July, the air is warm, the dahlias are flowering. Is it time to start relaxing for the summer, winding down and having some fun? NO IT ISN’T. Only Connect returns on Monday night, 8pm @BBCTwo

@MulhollandL0ver @PopBase Haha you're funny

@PopBase I’m disgusted by this. Unacceptable behavior by Coldplay. When people come to your concerts to support you, their personal lives shouldn’t matter. They’re there to escape & enjoy themselves, not to be judge by the band. Everyone should cancel their upcoming Coldplay tour tickets

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

@AdamRichman We all need this.

@fourfingerpod Ooh hard cover. I didn't know they made one. I absolutely love that book. I know there is more now available online but it is so nice to have this in paper form. So much more than a wiki

My hardcover copy of the Simpsons guide. One of the greatest books ♥️

@SiTheGingerGuy @AmorimEra_ Yes. Yes it is He also has a stranger things one on his back and a bargain hunt one on his leg (one of those is a lie. Currently)

@gbraide @AmorimEra_ Is... that... a Prison Break tattoo?

Looks like Garnacho may have found himself a move elsewhere..

@SarcasmLiving @qikipedia Not clinging to it, some albums are not on streaming

@qikipedia Brits clinging to CD players like Spotify’s a suspicious foreign agent with no rewind button 🎶🚗🇬🇧📀

In a 2024 survey, nearly 40% of Brits still preferred to have a CD player in their car.

@Godwinuchm Who?

"On this day in 2016, Manchester United welcomed the sensational Henrikh Mkhitaryan to Old Trafford from Borussia Dortmund for £30M! 🌟 The Armenian maestro, fresh off being named Bundesliga Players' Player of the Season, brought flair, vision, and unforgettable moments to the Red Devils. From his stunning scorpion kick goal against Sunderland to his key role in our 2016-17 UEFA Europa League triumph under José Mourinho, Mkhitaryan left his mark.Check out this video of his best moments in a United shirt! 🎥 What’s your favorite Mkhitaryan memory? Share below and let’s relive the magic! 🔴 #MUFC #OnThisDay #Mkhitaryan #RedDevils"

@UtdFruit @ManUtd Chump

@ManUtd He’s here to fight x.com/utdfruit/statu…

Let's get to work, Diego 🤜🤛

@its_rashy_ @paulyech Fuck you rashford for playing like the badge means nothing

Fuck You Amorim Fuck you Glazers Fuck you Ineos Fuck you @paulyech Fuck you Ruto Fuck you Cunha Fuck everyone who pushed Marcus out of his boyhood club Fuck you Fabrizio Romano Fuck you Rigathi Fuck you Gor mahia fc

@ManUtd I would have him back now

When Park stuck to Pirlo like glue 💪

@Aleckay7 @Tedoffthegrid I wanted to join in on this silly joke and wanted someone to pair with magic Johnson so I searched 'famous johnsons' now I feel like I will be on a 1950s watch list

She’s so hot that I don’t even care about how bad she acts or her nepotism.

@ManUtd @adidasfootball Adidas just copying previous designs and people are losing their shit. Lazy lazy lazy. It's about time we stopped being a club that talks about the good old days

😮‍💨 "It's clean though, I like it!" Our Reds share their first impressions on our 2025/26 home shirt 👀🔥 #MUFC || @adidasFootball

@CullimoreSean @VictoriaCoren No one is stopping you

@VictoriaCoren noticed when in sainsbury's ( other supermarkets are available) the other day that there were no clocks on the walls and so i had to ask other folks to look at their smartphones ( i don't own one) to tell me the right time. I think we should be keeping analog clocks on walls

I just rang the Speaking Clock. What a nice voice it’s got at the moment! I was so glad to find it’s still there. Like going to your grandparents’ old house from childhood and finding they’re actually at home.